Post yo dealbreakers

Post yo dealbreakers
I'll start
>turn based combat

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>game doesn't take itself seriously

>fps
>open world
>developed in the west

>weeb game

>developed in the west

>DRM
>Early access
>Season Pass

>long game doesn't allow save&quit whenever
I'd even be happy with temporary quicksaves if it's a matter of difficulty, but I can't be bothered to go searching for 15 minutes for a savepoint just because I need to go do something besides my hobby.

>Early Access
>Microtransactions
>Multiplayer is the primary focus

There's only one game I play that violates two of these rules, and that's TF2 because it's the only game I know of that handles it well.

>open world

>refuses to play a game because of what country it was made
congratulations, you're a fucking dumbass

>game can only save at specific points
>you can't pause the game
>no safe areas/hubs
excellent way to get your game uninstalled

>MLG/Esports shit
>AS SEEN ON TWITCH!
>Reviews on the box or on the official website from e-celebs

>turn based
>tactical
>indie 8-bit
>EA
>Ubisoft

>developed by Bioware

>video game

bad controls

>brown color palette
>PC exclusive
>early access
>political agenda shoved into the game
>sports games
>made by a third party but exclusive for a console

>medieval heroic fantasy setting
>hero is cool and has a hood
>story is written by an american or a canadian post 2007

>there is this guy who shitposts about turn based games every single day

turn based combat is okay if it's not just fucking button mashing the attack button
stuff like paper mario is cool
and the earthbound halloween hack too since it requires you to use your moves strategically because it's so hard

>survival
>soulslike
>roguelike
>battleroyale

That's because they are shit.

the very best games do this. of course it relies on the talent of the writers. but it's easier to do dumb serious stuff like the last of us

Are these separate or is it a combination of the three that you can't stand?

Why are you so obsessed with it? Why do you feel the need to try to enforce your tastes? Do you genuinely believe that people give a shit?

>DOOD 80's aesthetic games
Can't make me lose interest faster than that.

what the fuck is "roguelike"? I know what soulslike means, but what rogue game? Assassin's Creed: Rogue?

This

While ironically they’re the most balanced forms of combat in games objectively making them probably the best. Turn based is boring as fuck though and should be thing of the past.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roguelike

same here, only exception is Hotline Miami because that's the first game I saw to do it.

Shit bait son.

>only 1 ONE person on this site thinks turn based gameplay is bad

Well, they obviously give enough of a shit to give me easy (You)s

the assassin's creed rogue part was a joke, but I really didn't know what roguelike meant.

>game has american names in the credits

> Uses internet meme humor

underage b&

>nobody 0 ZERO people think that turn based gameplay is good
>even if there were some, their taste is shit because I said so

>boring
ew

>giant spider enemies

>early access
>open world
>crafting
>survival
>beta
>procedurally generated, new experience every time!

>Developers willingly bring attention to the fact that their protag is female

>scared of spiders
Faggot

name a single good western game

this

qtes

Doom.

Only brainlets dislike turn based combat

GTA

The wizardry series.

dark souls

He said "good" game.

He thinks grind/rng simulators take any amount of skill or strategy to play.

Counterstrike.

All shit.

You're right Doom is better than good.

>craft timers
Literally no point but to inflate gametime or drive microtransactions

Get out of this thread spider, or i'll spray you.

>not on a portable console
Nintenbros need not apply.

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Fallout (most of them)

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Grymoire

What is gta vice city?

good bait, its a shame nobody took it

>ARPG

>hits her boobs
>acts like her face was hit

>platformer
>open world/zombie/survival
>EA
>Bioware
>overhead view of some shitty indie game that looks like someone dropped buckets of paint on my monitor
>non AAA anime games
>waifu simulator
>blizzard
>Bethesda
I can't express how much I hate Bethesda games. The mechanics and HUD are so fucking awful

>platformer
shit taste desu

Wow, way to notice the joke. You must be a savant.