ESA 2018: Chad Edition

Now: South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Next: Postal 2: Paradise Lost

This is run better than I though it would be.

remember to complain about game choices in the survey when it drops so they don't make this mistake again next winter

This guy alone makes ESA worth it

Yeah they guy is pretty entertaining.

Chat going so fast nobody will notice I am gay.

kys

explain yourself
most of us have hated the schedule

Will do, I'll proxy so I can send more OoT complaints.

Austrian Chad has a foursome live only at ESA

Yeah he seems to drive on the mental slow lane though.

That's just how eastern euros sound when they speak English.

Austria is not eastern Europe.

>austria
>eastern
literal definition of central europe

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OY VEY

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>instrumental of kyle's mom's a bitch starts playing in the background

kek

leave it to the austrian man to being violence to the jews

>Do you like what you see?

Is she thinking about fucking him?

Remembering more like it.

>$2 isn't enough to make me read all that

damn

It couldn't be more central could it.

THE LADS AMITY

MONGORIAN BEEEEF

>austria
>part of europe

It's literally on a different fucking landmass you european retards!

>407784856
(Yoo)

What is he thinking about?

Oh you knows. Braps and stuff.

Apologise for Hitler, you didgeridoo

>Next: Postal 2: Paradise Lost

Imagine how fucking triggered AGDQ would be if they had to speedrun that game.

WE GUCCI

thinken of farts

no

And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

wtf

Post the original, did he catch the spider?

>coalition with party formed by literal members of the nazi party
>which had recent controversy because some members created and distributed a book of humorous songs about "killing jews with gas"
What a country.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FULLSCREENED IT

>cmon bitches

did I hear that right

>3 hours of no game sound
SOILED IT

is the runner the chad announcer?

I love the no sound!

>no sound
dropped

no
please
his english is too bad for this

She needs to be thoroughly dicked by austrian Führer chad

Fuck.

is it true shes a virgin?

She will be. Don't worry.

DUDE

What happened to the sound, did the game bug out?

>Towelie can't be hurt
Nanofibers, son

Do I look like a mycologist?

wheres the game sound?

>woman in her 20s
>virgin
Come on now, user.

Every ESA girl has been fucked by Chad

The game audio is actually working. The problem is with their audio setup or mixer.

fuck me so glad i didnt

>3 hours without sound
C'mon now.

next to my life goals

I'd have just hit it with a bat, fuck catching that thing.

You would miss and she would counter attack and rape your ass. These things are smart.

so "spiders are bros" posters, what the fuck do you actually do when theres a giant fucking spider in your house? just let it chill like a roommate?

holy shit

>3 hours with austrian voice overs
yee boi we gucci

>trying to do the voices with his heavy accent
Maybe no sound will be awesome.

Official austrian dub for South Park

there might not be any audio but listening to him dub the game is bueno

My cats hunt and eat them way before I even notice them.

B A N N E D

Hot glue

Just let them chill and eat your mosquitoes

first dub i actually like

>No audio
>No video

You keep it. It will hunt down all the unwanted small critters like mice, birds and toddlers that wanders to your house.

and its perfect

Looking like that at a speedrun event, sitting beside a true fucking chad? I think not user.

>Austria
>Chad

Bua, des glab i ober itte

I wish proto was in that room right now

dont worry. I will save speedrunning

>Austrian trying to do a Southern American accent

dey took er sound

Give it a cute name

Austrians are the Germans who refused to be cucked post-WW2 and just pretended they had nothing to do with that business.

Well, it would depend on where you live. Where I live spiders are nice, not venomous and eat other more annoying bugs. Fuck that shit if you live somewhere where the fuckers will kill you though.

>Cisgender heterosexual
the absolute madman

Chad need to be the door security guy for summer ESA when proto shows up.

Fucking meme hair color.
Would be hot with a redhead

>twice
how?

NICE

>audio is back
>no more austria dub
feelsbadman

What a run this is.

fun has been cancelled

>Yells WHOA and shakes the webcam mashing when there's a microaggression
my sides

He is having a blast doing this run

they should turn off the audio again

Mr. Yamashiro is ACTUALLY a very good driver.

I guess you could say he got triggered