Characters that give you hope

>Characters that give you hope
Ethan turned his autism into his greatest weapon

I love Reisen!

>Ethan...Thank you...
>WHO THE HELL ELSE WAS I GONNA CHOOSE?!

He's so fucking great. Wish he had more quips against Jack though.

This is getting old, Jack!

Do autists really get over losing their hand that quickly? He was pretty amusing though
>finds gun in attic
>OK FINE
>prepares to murder his wife
>again

It was a different time

I just fucking love that scene.
>you will never see game about family man adventures of Ethan and Barry kicking evil loli asses with Barry silly sense of humor and Ethan dry autism.
Feels bad man.

>You sure you don't want to just recruit him?
>Lucas...I can't wait to get my hands on that asshole.
>If you're going to kill me, just kill me, but for the love of god shut the fuck up!

The virgin Ethan vs the chad Chris

>married
>virgin

>Alright you little bitch. Where the fuck are you?

I appreciate the fact that there's no shitty moral conundrum when he knows he has to kill a little girl. He finds out she's behind everything and his first line of thought is hunting her the fuck down.

Ethan consummates marriage by way of kombat

>Wasting company resources just to score a threeway

Ethan sucks

Ethan didn't work with Mia

No, but he did send a bunch of men to their deaths to score methhead pussy.

They were cursed from the beginning when they joined Chris' team

Please...Chris´´team killer``Redfield have more to blame than Ethan just for being there Also you realize that without Joe going retard strengh the two bluebrella soldiers would pick meth Zoe and cure here pretty quick.

>implying jack wouldn't come and kill them and take her before that

>not wasting company resources to score a threeway
It's like you don't even into business strategy

I never beat this, got kinda burnt out or something at the docks after killing the wife.
Was the DLC any good?

Not really, Bedroom and 21 were interesting but everything else was pretty bad.

Not a hero was too short but at least it gives you the true boss fight.
End of Zoe is actually tons of fun

>not picking Mia
Why the fuck give up here? You're basically done.

Not a hero is standard Chris stuff
End of Zoe is pure kino

Cmon they have those Anti B.O.W. guns right?but then we see alot of abandoned unbrella stuff and even some corpses...Boy Chris curse is awfull

EEEEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>Alrigh' you mouldy mothafucka. I'll take you on with my bare hands!

clearly it didnt stop him from wiping them out, he had no problem killing them from the looks of the camps.

If joe didnt get her jack would have

I meant killing the wife as in the bossfight, not Ethan's waifu.

Imagine being Ethan and having to smell Mia's musk after she's been locked in a basement with no showers for three years...

>married
>not a virgin

...

Take your shot
motherfucker