What did Nintendo mean by this?

What did Nintendo mean by this?

Stay Fresh

I’d yebby those woomies if you know what I mean.

>feet actually lift off the flip flops
too lewd

Japanese kids think butts are funny.
Imagine the shitstorm that would go down if kids in a major western country started doing kancho on the playground.

I actually started a kancho war in a class in 5th grade when I told my classmates about kancho. The teacher was cool with it, for some reason.
Fucking weird times, man.

Japanese people look at a slimy grotesque squid or octopus in the same way westerners look at cute cows and puppies and bunny rabbits.

You can see it reflected in the animation of both regions. Disgusting people.

You'll never be a chad.

>kancho war

no winners, only survivors

I mean, why would a squid need panties anyway? Their layout down there should be wildly different from ours, with only prominent hole down there being the siphon, neither lewd nor gross hole used for jet propulsion when swimming or superjumping.

They shapeshift into squids, clothes and all. Don't think about it too hard. They're inclined towards fashion and that means clothing for clothing's sake. Things that are "fresh."

That settles it then. Panties are only fresh for a short while after you put them on, don't wanna lose freshness mid-fight.

What am I supposed to be looking at here.

it's a test and you passed it. move along, citizen.

>kancho
>shitstorm
kek

Marina literally walks around with her ass half out and this is the picture you went with.

no she doesnt

>Japanese kids think butts are funny.
Most kids do, actually.

well she should

Don't talk about Marina like that, scum. She comes from a different culture.

butts ARE funny

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Japan staying insular and their shame-culture reducing many men into reclusive pedophiles. Many of their domestic media doesn't even hide it.

>I've been jerking off to Splatoon porn for 4 years now

hehehehe nintendo is so hardcore hehehe not for under 10 year olds ;D

Splatoon isn't even 3 years old.

Revealled on E3 2014.

Not him, but technically three years and some months.

This must be fake.