Enemy team shittalks you all game

>enemy team shittalks you all game
>end up crushing them

>team disbands after you gain the lead

>make a last minute comeback
>the guy who was shittalking immediately disconnects

I always wonder what kind of emotions they must be feeling at the time

>They don't even say anything when you start to shittalk them back

Panic and shame

good feel

>enemy team finds you're location and fuck you up
>new game some random faggot on the enemy team won't stop tormenting you yet you can't do anything about it because she's a cute girl who makes your heart go doki doki no fuwa fuwa

and this is why I don't talk.

>tfw the only reason you think you won is because the enemy team has worse players than you and you just got carried

>opponent tbags you
>you still lose the match

>enemy team shittalks you all game
>end up crushing them
>they still continue shittalking

>enemy team talks
>mute them

>enemy player keeps killing you
>would be angry with them except for the fact that they have a cute anime avatar!

>enemy team shittalks you all game
>they crush you

>tbag opponet
>still win the match

>shittalk enemy team
>crush them

holy fuck, is that Ernest P. Worrel?

>team based game where you should communicate with your team
>one guy just plays music on his mic

Hmph, it doesn't matter what happens because by then I've already reported them all individuall for being mean offensive and outright toxic for them hurting my feelings.

Go away senpai

>continuously destroy one guy on the enemy team
>he starts shittalking me
>don't respond
>keeps getting angrier and angrier because i don't reply
Best feeling.

>"hey guys, glhf :D
>absolute dominates and destroys your team
>"GG, fun match guys :D

>getting shit on a trash talked all game
>make 2 or 3 game changing plays
>They /ff

>be nice and polite at the beginning of the match
>start whipping other team's ass
>start shit talking them

this
when someone is angry they want you to respond to vent their anger
The two greatest possible things to do are to ignore them,
or just say "lol"

>lose match
>complement the skill of enemies and even friend the cream of the crop
>win match
>ggez

>enemy team is 5 stack of some weeb steam clan
>we start dumpstering them
>they start talking shit for some reason even though they're losing
>win by a wide margin
>everyone on my team got autismic comments plastered on our profiles
everytime this shit happens i laugh and it's becoming more and more common

>as you start gaining momentum your teammates die more
>barely win (best case scenario) because of the dead weight on your team

This is why I can't tolerate MP games anymore. Every single fucking game is either barely winning because of an awful team or getting completely stomped, it's never fun.

>halo
Yeah I know

>crush enemy
>they tell you to get a life
How do you respond? I usually just annoy them with a gay smiley ;^)

Halo on PC when

>Crush enemy
>Silence
>Matched again next game; the enemy pulls a win
>gg noobs uninstall

>get nearly destroyed by enemy team
>at last second clinch a comeback
>"ez"

>Enemy shit talks you personally
>Proceed to destroy them
>"It's because of broken class/skill/gear"

>Enemy keeps shit talking his own team constantly
>Taking zero blame for himself
>At the end of the game he asks everybody to report somebody else on his team
>tfw I report him instead

>guy focuses you all game
>make them ragequit

>teammate shittalks you
>ragequits
>end up pulling ahead and winning without him

why is my dick hard

>Win game but barely
>GG guys close one
>Reported and muted for 24hrs for toxic behavior
When did gamers become such whiny faggots

>brown
>smug
>aroused
>swimsuit
>probably sporty

>random teammate is a complete diva, bitch half the map and dies alone constantly
>ends up afking out, replaced by a bot thats days and away better
>reconnects near the end of the match, ask him if he can quit out again so we can get the bot back, much salt
>seeee same player on enemy team later on, silenced
Always fun.

ok you win, who is she?

No idea, I just can see why

>teammate is being hostile towards you
>end of the match someone on the enemy team compliments you

>enemy team shittalking us
>We start beating their asses
>about to win
>they clutch and win
>"gg ez"

>he doesn't know N-chan

>autismo tryhard is barking out awful nonsensical orders
>begin playing brap noises over mic until he shuts up
>we instantly start winning
why is it that a true leader is so rare in vidya? Most of the people who "take charge" are such fucking faggots but I guess that's almost self explanatory huh?

>wc3 2v2 AT with a friend
>opponent kills my hero or something early on
>they both say gg
>we stay
>2 mins later one of them says "leave?"
>we say nothing and eventually win the game

Was 12 years ago and I still remember that game like it was yesterday.

>Team is being absolutely destroyed except for one pro guy on the top of the scoreboard
>we lose but at the end of the game he says everyone on his team sucked but me

depends is it a nu-male game with team chat only? that was why I dropped OW.

there is no fun if I can't start screeching autistically into the mic.

I would if you'd tell me user

>enemy team talks
oh wait I haven't played a game without all communication muted since the 90's

I know bro's are out there but lets face it. people who play video games online are in general the worse people in the world.

Huh

I understand you user

The waifu you are looking for is Nagatoro-chan

Enjoy being bullied

Only time I ever talk is when I'm playing online with friends.

Apex feeling

>tfw Nanashi made it

Good job only looking at the top results. I tried reverse search and found sauce in 5 seconds.

arent you still up by 12 in this?

whats the best way to play brap noises over the mic? or are you a natural?

>absolutely destroy enemy player
>don't really care much about it
>notice they have an anime avatar
>shittalk them relentlessly
fuck people with anime avatars

>die
>spectate teammates
>half of them are just aimlessly walking around the map, not even in the direction of the enemy
at least shoot something you scumbags

what does beisein mean?

'by his'?

I meant Google's guess not the search results

>person with an anime profile picture keeps calling you nigger and other non-creative insults
>destroy him
>tell him to stop being autistic and representing with anime and maybe he'd do better at trivial things like video games
>keeps typing ironic Sup Forums memes

I used to use programs but I realize now just placing your tongue between your lips and blowing is enough to make most people realize your not fucking around.

If I have to fart while playing though you best believe your getting a real life brap though.

more like "in presence"

Presence, "Gegenwart" is more usual but has other denotations

>play against a team that are all typing shitty Sup Forums memes
>they fucking suck and lose
>keep saying nigger

u mad nigger?

it's good until remember the one faggot on the other team that was shittalking you is probably flaming his teammates who did nothing wrong

excuse me, but it's a manga avatar that i colored

...

Yurifags deserve it

>tfw you shit talk your opponent just for the thrill of the conflict and to add an extra edge to your clashes
>win and I get a rush and feel like a big man
>lose and I get to feel humiliated and put in my place
No matter what happens my dick wins.

>team member screeches about the opposition being OP
>call him a skilless shitter
>screeches even louder
>carry the game
>he died with zero kills just five minutes in

The perks of being a masochistic gamer.

Damn straight. It's always the best when they bring the bantz first and you crush them before responding. Or when you shit talk and get crushed immediately and they give you some belittling comment...

>Denying a rematch request after beating the shittalker
>telling him to git gud

>have shit team
>still decimate enemy
>play so well that the enemy team starts targeting you with single-minded coordinated surprise attacks
>eventually lose because it's mathematically impossible for you to win alone
>game keeps matching you with teammates that are extremely low ranked with bad records, forcing you to carry
>the cycle continues

>he'll probably stop drawing porn like Methonium some day

Dastardly

If the latter happens I love replying with something like "n-no to bully!" or ;_; to try and bait more belittling responses.

>they want a rematch
>they pick the character what you played and you pick what they last played
>beat them again
>"I-I don't main this guy! Let me play on my main!"
>still wreck them

Exactly. I come out hard and then if I get crushed I say something like "Help, I'm being bullied!" or "I'm sorry, please stop." That or just say something defiant, since it usually gets more smug comments. We are truly blessed in this multi-player age.

>Enemy team is trouncing yours
>Start carrying and winning the game for your team
>Autobalanced to the losing team after all of your hard work

What do you mean? I just see a crowd of people.

>play like absolute shit
>somehow win
>opponent audibly seething down his mic

>eventually lose because it's mathematically impossible for you to win alone
>game keeps matching you with teammates that are extremely low ranked with bad records, forcing you to carry
I wonder what game he could be referring to

>"glhf :)"
>fucking dominate the cunt
>doesn't say anything again

>enemy crushing you
>they shittalk you
>you end up crushing them
>you repeat what they said

I do this. I'm really just using you as an example to help my dopey team get better

MYM was a good update. Fight me.

Nagatoro is pretty good, but Yupiel is a national treasure. Suzuka is great too.

>glhf :D
>is playing the most cancerous character in the game, guaranteing you won't have any fun
every time

>try my best
>do horribly because I can't aim under pressure
How do I git gud
It's like no matter how hard I try I can't cope with pressure at all

>they quit as soon as the match is over rather than accepting their just desserts

>tfw it's the pilot in the chopper on the proximity voice chat
>gets everyone pumped to kill the gooks

fear holds you back.
Set up Crash Bandicoot 1 on ePSXe and do save state every 3 seconds you you pass a hump. Since there is no repercussion for failing and dying you can literally complete levels flawlessly in a single life. Try it.

*rips bong*
uhhhhh
*coughs violently*
you all suck