Crab Nihcolson thread

Crab Nicholson has been Secure in Sup Forums culture. to stop other sites corrupting it we must Contain it to Sup Forums and Protect its legacy. not that it's a Secret but the Sup Forums development Laboratory failed to make a game out of it.

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>dont talk about videogames
fuck you and fuck the kike mods

>manage to avoid dieing to a grenade in the elevator

096 is crazy OP

getting nerfed right off the bat it looks like

THINLY VEILED

I think the skips being a team is the bigger problem; most of the playable ones canonically have/would try to kill each other on sight. they should be no different from chaos/mtf etc, individual factions able to attack each other, with only say the doc able to speak at all, and everyone able to hear him

I think part of the problem is he goes apeshit at nearby gunfire and seems to move too fast in his dormant state. If they make him so that he's Doc speed or slower and only goes sanic if you look at him he'll probably be a good SCP to compliment th others

The lock popping ability is a little OP though.

Agreed, especially about the doc. Should he want to avoid killing scientists aswell?

Smooth

Pic related, my favorite gamer fuel while playing Crab Nicholson

imo he should have a modified ff type mechanic, where he can only actually kill people who have seen his face. idk how hard it would be to program specifics like looking at his feet or his back not triggering it, but that would be ideal.

yeah but it's canon. that's why skips are so scary, they're op in general.

YOU FOOL
you've broken the first rule of disguised threads
Never post an image more interesting than the topic you're trying to divert to

youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM.
YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON.
HE HAS NO MITTENS.
HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING.
EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.

YOU ARE IN THE LABORATORY.
YOU SEE RADICAL LARRY.
HE HAS NO CONTAINMENT.
HE VIBRATES THOUGH ANYTHING.
EXITS ARE LIGHT CONTAINMENT, ENTRANCE, INTERCOM AND RADICAL LARRYS ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.

BACK
TO
VG

Apparently according to the dev steam, 096 aka lanky boi is OP as fuck and needs reworking.
It might be a while before we see his beautiful face and then die because of it

>tfw escaping as a lonely d-boi
luckiest d-boi

Nigga you heard the Sup Forums - The Musical version?
youtube.com/watch?v=91rB7rIkhZ4

Crab Nicholson is my favorite "old-Sup Forums" joke because it seems like somebody or other picks it up anew every few years, but not often enough that it actually gets ran into the ground. It's an idea that's outrageously stupid enough to keep attracting attention, but also plainly idiotic enough to keep anybody from doing anything significant with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=91rB7rIkhZ4

>someone is reposting your shitty OC
Worth one thousand (you)s

I can't read this shit

nvm the fault was setting defaults

Hey, I requested it and it made me laugh so I'm gonna spread it.
Thanks for making it user

I have more free time than ideas, so feel free to suggest more friend

I'm kinda out of ideas atm but if you could take my OP image and edit to have the reverse side with /pic related and whatever you can come up with it'd be greatly appreciated

Shit OC

I can do it, what's the name of that font?

Kill yourself you fucking shit cunt.

i mean it wasn't that bad

kekekek

No clue, replace it with something similar you can find. Doesn't have to be exact

>Crab Nicholson
Goddamn, I miss old internet humour sometimes. Despite the whole ''lol so random'' shit there was something so pure and fun about it. No politics or post-irony. Just dumb humour.

well shit dude you must have the font if you made the OP image

I didn't use the original text when I made it, I searched for' retro game font' and used one called 'Press start regular', use whatever you find closest to the original, I do not have the exact one, only the closest I could find.

I got bored towards the end

thanks now i don't have to do it

>just spotted a typo

Fuck sake

That's fantastic, fix whatever typo it it and saved

how long until he does it for free?

he will probably get this one too, he's probably in the kitchen getting another hotpocket

>enter door one
>YOU ARE NOW SPECTATOR

There needs to be at least a mode where all the skips are against each other as well as the rest of the humans

Fixed the typo (I think) and changed a few little things.

MODS ARE NIGGERS

Mods are too retarded to realise what this thread is about

I wish the tactical teams played a smaller role in the game. The scientist/D-boy aspect is much more interesting. Opposing forces having to work together, scp's are even more of a threat. The objectives are a hell of a lot simpler.

>have had this game downloaded for several days
>still haven't booted it up because I feel like an autist using a mic when there's other people around

I love it, good job user

unless your underage/female no one cares. Just shout D BOYS at the start of a round and don't unnecessarily tk and everyone will accept you.

I'm a stuttering fucking retard with a lisp and I get along fine. I wouldn't worry yourself.

It is true that Renard raped a girl?

>I wouldn't worry yourself
fuck off skinwalker

i was like this at first, but as i played one would get more confident and start shouting like an autist too, no one cares, everyone does it, and everyone is having fun with it.