It'd be a shame if someone ruined the image and legacy of your favorite video game franchise

It'd be a shame if someone ruined the image and legacy of your favorite video game franchise.

Wasn't personal, kid. Had to be done. Her forehead was too small. Her breasts way the fuck too large.

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We deserve this for allowing the SJWs to shrink her breasts in the first place.

And (((they))) deserve the millions of dollars they're about to lose to this disaster film

It's funny how >Reddit gets shit done. Nobody gives a flying fuck about us.

What do we have to do? Shoot people?

Maybe we should borrow some guns from /k/.

She didn't even need to have huge tits, fucking d cups or even c would've sufficed but got greedy and decided a character known for having huge tits should just be flat.

>Implying Square gives a fuck about this movie
I bet they know it will fail and that's why they're purpossely delaying the release of the third entry until the shitstain is gone.

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Nigga that legacy has been ruined for a loooooong time

Really like the movie The Man From UNCLE and am excited that she's the new Tomber.

Fucking disgusting.

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You might be right.

I'm not even that mad about Lara getting her tits deleted. It's just the fact that we live in a world where everything that appeals to men has to be smacked down and feminized. Look at some of the commercials from the early 2000s and 90s. There were hot girls and xtreme shit, that though corny, appealed to the masculine taste. That's over now.

that sounds like a threat, I reported it to the FBI just in case

Wtf wrong with her body? She anorexic?

Well at least you sent it to the people who'd do literally nothing about it even if it was genuine and had both his name and address tacked on to it

I really hope this movie flops as hard as ghostbusters 2016

Funny thing is, there are actual trained female athletes and fighters with better bodies than her. They just wanted someone skinny.

What happened to that being a bad image for women?

We can only hope.

>She anorexic?
Good probability.

The '90s are gone forever. It's all about being fat now.

The new Ghostbusters was garbage. But I enjoy garbage.

You couldn't sound more like a spastic redditard if you tried.

>tomb raider
>anyone's favorite franchise
Nah

Who the fuck do you think gets Reddit to do all the shit it does? That entire website is a useful idiot. Of course there's some things that Reddit can't be used for, like how Sup Forums's Syria General got an ISIS training camp bombed by the Russians

did you really enjoyed it? I watched it with my friends on a bad movie night as soon as we could torrent it, but it was so fucking awful it was not even funny
the plinkett review was way more entertaining than the movie itself

did it really flop? I'm seeing here that it made 85 million more than its budget

>women
we prefer wopeople user, please

the retards from the syria general are nothing but useful idiots for putin and his puppet assad
I fucking hope we bomb the shit out of assad ASAP

She's a Swede with a tan.

But she looks a lot more like Lara than the girl you posted.

It's probably a tranny, that fucking body is a man's body.

archaeologist chicks look more like her, but less hot, usually chubbier. just anecdotal though.

At least they're not using Jennifer Lawrence, now that would be infuriating.

Ignoring the protagonist's appearance, the movie is almost certainly going to be a piece of shit because, well, it's a fucking video game movie.

I did enjoy it. But I also enjoyed Suicide Squad. I like garbage.

I bet you think the White Hats are there to help people

also Prometheus

>did it really flop?
Depends on who you ask user, if you ask tumblr of course not, the movie was succesful as fuck, it was melissa mcarthy's highest grossing opening weekend!!!!!! Grrrrl power!!!
But if you ask hollywood publications, the movie lost almost 70 million dollars, not to mention it poisoned the brand so the proposed sequel, the slimer spin off and the male ghostbusters sequel staring magic mike and jonah hill will not be made
Of course sony denied they lost 70 million on the movie, and claimed they lost was less money
And not, if you ask the director Paul Feig, the movie flopped fucking hard, moths before release he said the movie would have to make 500 million dollars to break even and to get a sequel, and it only made $229 million in total

There already was a tomb raider movie and it was fine and Angelina Jolie is literally perfect Lara

At least it isn't a fat chick.

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>we could have had this

I dont care who they are, all I care is that the batcher assad gets brought to justice for all the crimes he has commited against his people

>Angelina Jolie is literally perfect Lara
>no waist
>ugly manface
>perfect lara
wut

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I wish I had $5000 to pay her a private session

I like the flat girl, she's cute.

She was decent as fuck. Perfectly suitable.

and then we create a power vacuum for isis to rush into and declare themselves the new official government. Assad is a horrbie person that deserves the worst punishment imaginable, but we are only in the situation we find ourselves in now because we decided to go into a middle eastern country and take out a genuinely aawful dictator. Turns out that kind of shit has really really complex consequences.

Thats not to say it shouldnt be done, but i dont think we should make it sound so simple

Is that a thing? I have that kinda cash.

We talking sex?

>political comics
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, you're beyond help

>girl

confirmed fag

FUCK YOU SJW TRASH, A REAL GAMER WOULD SEE THAT HER PLAYING LARA IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN 1000 HOLOCAUSTS

yes, just check her tariffs when she goes to a local convention

Hello FBI, you're not in Sup Forums but I will remind you that Sup Forums is a board of peace.

Wait, is this how she got the role?

The nu Lara in the games is a total babe. Why didn't they just cast the girl who voices and is the likeness of her for the movie? Or why not Emily Blunt? This girl looks like an anorexic bargain bin version of her as it is.

Literally what is the point of this movie?

>video game movies are usually shit
>zero eye candy in this one whatsoever

so do you practice being a cringelord or did it come naturally?

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>Turns out that kind of shit has really really complex consequences.

The US never learns when it comes to foreign policy, and I say that as an American. Though you could argue that we don't learn anything on purpose, because destabilizing the Middle East is in our economic interests.

Punchable face. Ted Cruz's jewish sister?

Without a doubt. Not convinced "she" isn't a tranny though.

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Of course I'm right, but then anyone else could have made the same guess. it's not a fucking hard thing to predict. Any sane person outside the production committee circlejerk for this shitastic film would have seen this happening miles away, just like that horrible Jem reboot.

>male ghostbusters sequel staring magic mike and jonah hill will not be made
They should have just started with that, 21 and 22 Jump Street were fuckin' A.

Is Harvey "Leave my cock sparkly clean" Weinstein related to Dan "If her age its on the clock, she gets to bareback ride my cock" Schneider

Someone needs to spread those pics of her twelve year old boy body. The masses won't see this if they think people will think they're homos and pedos.

There was a jem reboot

Who is this? She's cute

>massive tatas
>pays attention to her face

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Angelina Jolie is disgusting. I felt like people were fucking with me for years when they would say she's hot.

The thing is, they announced the male ghostbuster sequel at the time the movie was being destroyed by the internet, claiming "if this movie its a success we will give you guys a male ghostbusters movie, so please, watch the 2016 movie please!!!!"
So its more than posible that the magic mike and jonah hill project was never going to happen

I'd bet they are good friends.

ITT: waifufags
Who probably never played the old games to boot

This movie will be a failure, just like every video game movie. And it will have nothing to do with the size of her tits.

Thank god Im not the only one, Jolie was fucking awful, her disgusting shapeless body was disusting, the official european models for lara croft were way sexier than jolie

not him, but did you practice being a fucking homoearl?

She has childs face, couldn't be more of a wrong fit for the character

Wasnt the sands of time and the first silent hill movies a financial and critic success?

>mfw her nudes

>FBI
Telling his mommy would be more threatening.

Same. I never really got the appeal of Jolie. Yeah she was hot in the 90s but as she grew older, she pretty much embodied everything wrong with Hollywood's notion of "sexiness".

Between her and the guy they have playing Han Solo, it is abundantly clear that Jew nepotism in Hollywood isn't even subtle or secretive anymore. The casting could not be more wrong and terrible for most roles like this nowadays, and no amount of a movie bombing for it will ever stop the kikes from putting their kids or friends kids in leading roles they don't belong in.

Fuck off. She has?

>Her breasts way the fuck too large.
kys kid enjoy preteen boy lara

Swear to you.
Her milkers are veiny

ugly as sin

but her tits are made for gentile Sup Forumsack paizuri

>and then there's the angry video game nerd, a misogynistic web show whose sycophantic wikipedia entry made me pine for hemlock in my coffee

>I fucking hope we bomb the shit out of assad ASAP

We need to declare war on Syria first which requires congressional approval. This would also cause a potential war with Iran and Russian. Do you really want to a trigger a world war over 'm-muh syrian children'

> we create a power vacuum for isis to rush into and declare themselves the new official government.

ISIS has been mostly wiped out, but what will indeed come into place is a government friendly with al-qaeda that will install sharia law. Two of the biggest rebel factions are hard line Islamist such as HTS (affiliate of al-qaeda) and Al-Sham.

Please share user!

>Angelina Jolie is literally perfect Lara

There were better options.

Post links fag

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Those "nudes" aren't the same girl.

Russia and Iran know they are nothing but dogs, we bomb the regime forces on a weekly basis and they cant do shit about it

If we're being 100% honest, that dude's a huge fucking faggot.

big veiny milky white sacks