Tekken 2: >Jun Kazama >elegant and traditional Japanese woman of the 1990’s >mysterious >a slim yet sturdy build >calm and intellegent >well spoken >her style is defensive and reactive
Tekken 5 and we really ought to bring Jun’s style back. But how?... >Asuka Kazama (Jun’s niece) >............. >Brash, bratty and rowdy as fuck >not mysterious at all >coarse tomboy >speaks like absolute trash but muh dick! >her style is more “kick that dude who grabbed my ass in the fucking face first! Questions later!” >g-give er BIG FUCKING PERFECT TITS! DD! I WANNA FUCKING SUCK ON EM! >AND HER ASS TOO! MAKE IT BIG AS FUCK HOLY SHIT! >uuuuhhhhhhhhgnnnn >and she is like 17 btw, high schoolers are ok right?? >wanna look up her skirt? Put that in the game >dyes her messy short hair and doesn’t even give a fuck what daddy says >what shall her non-school girl outfit be? MAKE IT A... SPORTS THINGY BUT I WANT HER TO UNZIP THAT SHIT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HER CROTCH AND GET THOSE FUCKING BUG PUPPIES OUT! SHE IS A TEEN WHO DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK! >and you just KNOW she has a tomboy bush down “there”
Holy fucking shit lads, im spent. Tekken 5 was truely a fucking work of art.
Hudson Turner
japanese countryside dialect is cute
Jayden Mitchell
Man, what a fucking great thread you have here, op.
Tyler Bennett
Thanks user, what do you like most about her?
Cameron Williams
I miss Jun. I hope she comes back and redeems Kazuya or something.
Andrew Martinez
She had a chance to be a relevant story counter to Jin, but now it’s wasted potential after playing lesbians with lili.
Gabriel Watson
More like Jun needs to get redeemed too. Reminder that an honest woman let herself get involved with basically Yakuza. She knew what was up, but sucked his cock anyway, let him cum right in her, and raised his bastard son. She likes bad men.
Anthony Peterson
Thing is user, she was kind of a giant teen tits joke even in her first game. Her whole thing was always “god, look how large her breasts are...”
Alexander Jenkins
>muh traditional Jap waifu girl Literally who cares mate
Kayden Taylor
>M I L K I E S
Oliver Cook
I just wanted her to grow out of it. Even fucking Eddie or anyone who isn’t generally a Mashima have been reduced to jokes but I guess that’s expected for trying to take a fighting game’s story too seriously.
At least I have Soul Calibur.
Jordan Turner
>this is 100% official art
Bentley Cruz
You cared
Asher Allen
And THANK FUCK for that. Tekken's story is bat shit retarded even for a fighting game and they less she has to do with that whole emo family the better. And as for Jun? Stop pretending anyone cares. Jun is boring. She had no personality till Tag 2.
Kayden Jenkins
Oh shit! Those tits!
Nolan Scott
How great is Japan that even their country Hicks are sympathetic!
Hudson Lee
They've been so vague when it comes to the nature of Jun and Kazuya's relationship that I don't think they even know themselves. I just assume that divine forces made them fuck so that Jin would be born and save the word (after killing a few million or so people first). Tekken's story is almost impossible to make sense of nowadays.
Michael Bailey
Jun is high IQ waifu
too bad shes never going to be in another game thats not tag
Grayson Fisher
>Tekken's story is bat shit retarded even for a fighting game and they less she has to do with that whole emo family the better. Nonsense, the story is so bad that it's hilarious. Asuka should get in on that, only /u/fags actually like what she has going on with Lili.
Jacob Butler
Tekken 1 and 2 had fuck all story, really. Like it ltierally went "Kazuya throws Heihachi off a cliff! Lolz Heihachi gets revenge and throws him into a volcano!" That was more or less the entire thing. Add in the Nina/Anna thing and you had nothing else.
Tekken 3 was an attempt at a reboot. Tekken 4 they realied they needed to bring Kazuya back and some of the older characters and and fucking went nuts with older characters in Tekken 5. Asuka was literally always the "I HAZ BOOBIES!" girl since her introduction. Tekken 5 was everything pushed up to 11. Nina/Anna trying to shoot fucking rockets at one another, Jin going full "LOLZ DEVIL MODEZ!", Korean Jin wanting to kung fu Devil Jin, Marduk trying to murder King even moreso, etc.
Xavier Harris
>after playing lesbians with lili Reminder that Asuka canon doesn't even like Lili and just wants her to leave her alone Reminder that Lili canon belongs to Ganryu
Story went full retard (as opposed to 75% retard anyway) with 5 to be fair, where Asuka was introduced.
David Roberts
Reminder that Harada loves his pandering money.
Dylan Cooper
Who are you trying to fool, you underage 09'er?
Andrew White
I was born in 1988 - I played Tekken when it came out on PS1.
Here's the thing, Tekken 3 was a reboot in terms of they realized they had nothing after Tekken 2 for the story. Like, literally nothing. Hence the time skip.
Colton Lee
Does "emo" even mean anything anymore The only character in that family I could even see describing in that way is Jin, and even then his angsty shit has a plot explanation (it's a fucking edgelord devil form)
Also most games in this series have next to no focus on the story, and even the ones that do don't fundamentally change how characters act, I don't get the "buuhhh it's good that they didn't get ruined by the story!", from around 3 onwards almost every character moreorless just acts the same every game. Again I think Jin's the only exception to that?
Lincoln Richardson
I love sweaty armpits
Daniel Allen
>Tekken barely has any good porn Shit sucks.
Jason Russell
I know it has a plot explanation but the whole plot is the exact kind of shit an 8th grader would think is cool while he's shopping for studded wristbands and buying linkin park albums.
>Man the devil is in me, the world is so bleak and shit because of it.
It's the most chuuni shit Ive seen, and Im even counting blazblues visual novel gone wrong of a plot because that at least fully commits. Jin just scowls and mopes about MUH BLOODLINE, while Heihachi and Kazuya pretend their schtick hasn't gotten tired 4 games ago.
Angel Carter
I’m not convinced after the Tekken 7 ending so I guess we’ll see if it gets any better or could possibly get any worse.
Parker Gutierrez
...
Nicholas Ortiz
I want to make out with Asuka's armpits, feet and her hairy butt hole.
Joshua Torres
>and you just KNOW she has a tomboy bush down “there”
Luke Garcia
Japanese having the last unspoilt bushes in modern societey is by far my favorite. No razor burn, just the right amount to still be attractive, and the indication of “im a woman now” its very endearing
John Adams
>implying an actual traditional japanese woman would ever look at your disgusting weeb ass. >implying she would shame her family by dating a non-japanese >implying she will be just like in your chinese cartoons
i hope they're going to do a "unit 731" on you yellow-fever-degenerates one day.
Kevin Richardson
country hicks are often more sympathetic everywhere
Jacob Wright
what are you talking about? are you suggesting only japanese women have bushes?
Carter King
let's just say most have the right amount of hair down there naturally. a lot of westerners especially the more mediterranian they are, got wire-fence-bushes growing to their fucking navel and that's just too much for my taste.
Brayden Johnson
meh. the story's been retarded since t5 anyways. t6 was when it went full anime.