You must play this game if you own a computer

You must play this game if you own a computer

In retrospect, I should have listened to the 25-and-older restriction. After such a life-changing experience, I can't enjoy the things I did in my old life anymore. At least if I'd waited until 25, I could have enjoyed my blissful ignorance a bit longer.

Don't make the same mistake I did, bros.

Why is he shooting a tree exactly

Am I allowed to play this game if I'm 26?

It's the evil route

You actually must play it because you're over 25

renegade=/=evil
the tree had been using you from the start, even if he was responsible for giving you your powers

Who was in the wrong?

All jokes aside has anyone played that game and what is it?

>tfw I'll be 25 in a month

I want to get off this ride guys

most of the people who played it don't post on Sup Forums anymore

wh-what d-did the game do to them?

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NOT TWENTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE?

>tfw nearly 26
the 25+ vidya threads are comfy, if thats any consolation

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>Feels like I turned 25 only a short while ago
>I'll be 26 in about 4 months

>the underage rebel

on our way to 30, lad

>29 years old
end it all while you still can, you're going nowhere.

And we're still on Sup Forums.

I'll always be here shitposting in between vidya unless I complete my dream of dying before im 30 from this excessive drink

I'm 25 and own a computer but I will not play this game.

But you must.

this

>I'll always be here shitposting in between vidya

I can only really focus on one thing at a time, so I often spend too much time just being on Sup Forums.

The tree has been dispatched to your location

We don't know but it proves Sup Forums is underage

dual monitors + game with lobbies to wait in means you can double that efficiency

I'm a poorfag NEET, so I only have a laptop.

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>he doesn't even own a computer
OUT

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Seriously though, trees being able to communicate with each other by sending carbon via mycelium networks is crazy as fuck.

I'll see you tonight

>searching for a certain thing with my mom
>go to a website
>it has nsfw ads
>click here to get your penis enlarged 20CM
>gif of a guy wanking his 40cm dick

OwO

3d pinball

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>local trees could've been shittalking you behind your back this whole time
I'm never trusting these fuckers ever again

THIS GAME MADE MY BOYFRIEND CUM TWICE
*sfm porn gif playing*

I was going to do the 'resist' route but once I found out why the tree did all those things I kind of felt like siding with him.

There is an article on Rock Paper Shotgun about these games. It said they were Farmville-like games, usually inhabited by people who didn't know or care what to spend their money on, like guys who made a living out of online gambling and shit

>people wonder why I use an adblocker

sorry i only play good games like league of legends

The tree is too powerful for adblock
Gookmoot signed a blood contract with it

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I'm 24 and I don't own a computer, but I'll be playing this.

I'm turning 26 in 4 months as well

haven't played any videogames in a year now at least, i just keep coming here out of force of habit

I do still play games sometimes, but most of my time is spent here.

>be me
>turning 26 in July
>haven't worked in 2 years
>hating Uni
>vidya barely interests me anymore

life is suffering

>tfw 29
>working at a well paying job that I enjoy for about 6 years now since graduating uni
>saving up enough to buy a house in a year or so
>will probably propose to my gf who I love once I do
>still feel absolutely empty inside
Why is modern life such rubbish

This game didn't come out until I was already 31, but I did my duty.