Tfw my vegan gf banned me from playing Far Cry 3 in front of her

>tfw my vegan gf banned me from playing Far Cry 3 in front of her

>If I call you must pause game and talk to me with full attention.
If i call, you need to pause the game and talk to me with full attention.

Jesus dump that bitch OP

God woman truly are the biggest trap in life.

What upsets me most here is that extremely half hearted attempt at legalese in the final paragraph.

>my vegan gf
After you dump her ass make sure you get that restraining order as well.

I can tell this relationship will go well.
People do crazy things for pussy, thankfully I prefer men.

I seen that on Reddit before lol funny thing is I've slayed that puss cause she was tired of his shit.

It's incredibly pathetic that Sup Forums still tries to pretend that this letter wasn't a joke.

Yes they are, don't ever fall for that trap.

t. Retard that got married.

Wow that's pathetic that man should be setting rules for the woman not the other way around

The want who wrote this should be the victim of domestic abuse.

Is "vegan gf" the new "my wife's son"?

If you ever write a passive aggressive note like this make sure you use Comic Sans.

I can second this.
No matter how stable and normal she seems for years, once that ring is on and the marriage certificate is signed, they go fucking batshit insane.

men are truly superior

>he STILL isn’t gay yet

Give me ONE (1) benefit of being straight. I’ll wait

I think you should do what the girl is proposing if you have a gf
But I also would dump any girl that gave me a contract like that.

This shit is very clearly a joke. So sperging out about the wording or grammar is pretty autistic.

That being said she probably pretty clearly expects alot of the shit on this list to a certain degree, So that would be annoying. But Then again you kind of have to expect it when you are in a relationship.

FOR EACH TEN STEPS YOU MUST EXECUTE A 133 DEGREE ROTATION

that's not the fucking original image its a twitter meme

everyone knows the man is a cuck

>get overwatch
>Play a bit
>Gf always wants to watch me play
>Don't even particularly like it
>Play it to make her happy

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>tfw my sister also printed out some contract for some agreement when I was 10
Why do women do this? Are they legit autistic?

This is something a girl would do as a "joke" but secretly mean every word of it.

2 is actually a decent advice for life.
Dont start a match of unknown lenght if you are about to go out

is your girlfriend an american cop?

Man that game mode is so fucking gay but keeps calling me back...

The memories...

>even when it's not a Twitter thread OP still manage to use Twitter for shit threads

you sad pathetic human.

would a girl call it battle?

I see the gay agenda shills are out in full force today

BOI PUSSY IS THE BEST HOLE

Because it’s a shit game

>tfw married
>keeps talking to me while I play vidya
>doesn't mind it at all unless I am totally ignoring her

Did i do okay?

Why 11 minutes? Why not 10 or 12?

Yeah she probably does. Which like I said is pretty annoying.

But honestly at the same time she kind of has a point I guess? Clearly they don't live together, so this is only relevant when she is at your place. And if you have a girlfriend who you don't live with (So you aren't seeing them all the time) you probably should give her some attention. Relegate gaming to your time not with her if need be.

Some girls are small and cute

Sounds like your girlfriend is a faggot that lacks the cerebral development that lets her separate video games from reality. I'm vegan and happily torment, torture and dismember animals in video games that let me.

Fuck off schlomo.

>No longer than 11 minutes to reply to a text

Jesus Christ how can someone be this needy

I guess dont shower more than 10 minutes OP

dude jailbreak was the shit
if you got a good warden that was creative both teams could have a blast regardless of who wins

>GF just chills out and does her own thing on her laptop/phone, if we're not playing the same game together (mostly MH Gen, since we're waiting for World to come out on PC)
>Just kiss and poke each other occasionally for attention
Just find someone with the same interests as you, it's not THAT hard

Having kids that look, act and think similarly to you.
Only ugly losers wouldn't want to pass on their genes.

I'd break up right there
Not because of the video games, but because that's not communication--that's enslavement
>You can't enjoy A if you don't do X, Y, and Z
>Our relationship obviously has a communication problem
>Let me fix it in the most indirect way possible

>married

No, you done fucked up.

that sounds pathetic

>Only ugly losers wouldn't want to pass on their genes.
Hey now, some of us just don't feel like wasting 20 years of our lives on someone else.

Disregard us, we suck dicks.

I'm married to an azn chick and it was the best decision of my life. I'm never lonely, I get sex when I want, delicious cooking and someone to hold on to when things are rough.

Honestly, I don't even think the OPs pic is that bad, if a bit autistic. Women are women, they will give you shit if you don't give them attention when they want it, but you'll just have to suck that up, that's life.

By the way, OP, depending on the context of your post, it might be warranted. Some people simply don't like blood and guts, and it sounds like she simply doesn't want you to play certain kinds of games around her. Think of it this way--she said not to play it simply around here--most women would simply drop the hammer and simply say video games, period.

She is probably on her laptop/phone talking with other men planning dates/times to cuck you.

this

Other way around. Vegan/vegetarian gfs being cunts has been a thing for ages.

oh man, g-girls amirite? h-haha...

posts like this are more pathetic than r9k robots.

I slept with 3 different girls who had boyfriends when I fucked them. Legit 2 of those 3 girls complained to me that their boyfriend didn't give them attention, Both cited videogames as something their bfs ignored them for. Take that as you will.