>kill a rat
>drops chainmail armour and 2 potions
Kill a rat
Ian Smith
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Logan Davis
>kill dog sized spider
>drops the biggest 2 handed sword in the game
Gabriel Taylor
>fight boss
>drops bow
>i'm a warrior
John King
>kill a skeleton
>drops health potions and fresh baked bread
Henry Ramirez
>kill an alien
>drops assault rifle ammo
Cooper Evans
>fight boss
>drops staff
>i'm a ranger
Noah Martinez
>open a lunchbox
>mongrel dog meat
Luis Johnson
>quest tells me I have to collect bear claws
>kill a bear
>no claws drop
Eli Cooper
>fight boss
>drops sword
>i'm a caster
Josiah Brown
>fight boss
>drops a small armory worth of weapons and armour
>i'm a monk
Logan Hill
>fight boss
>drops massive pile of gold
>I'm a communist
Christian Perez
>fight lucio
>drops the beat
Ethan Foster
>fight boss
>drops job contract
>i'm a nigger
Asher Allen
>fight boss
>heal others that stand in AOE
>+10 energy rare multiple drops
>drunk driver hits pole, power goes out
Nathaniel James
>locked chest
>get keys
>open chest
>drops keys
Noah Torres
>kill enemy
>drops potion of invulnerability
Why didn't he drink it?
Tyler Reyes
>cast Life on a skeleton
>It doesn't bring it back to life
Ayden Jones
>Kill a rat
>It has a 1/256 chance of dropping a tail
Angel Hernandez
>kill random monsters near boss
>they drop a top-tier unique axe
>kill boss
>he drops some potions and a rare dagger
Mason Sanders
>kill a dragon
>drops a sword
Ryan Jackson
>collect 100 rat tails
Jaxson Jones
He was saving it for the final boss.
Luke Morris
>village needs my help or it will be slaughtered by demons
>the blacksmith won't give me some good gear to get started unless I pay him
>the local healer won't give me potions unless I pay him
Lucas Davis
>NPC requires 10 bear hides to make a sword
Jaxson Diaz
>only accepts 1 every 24 hours
Joseph Flores
Jacob Cooper
>kill dragon
>drops guardsman armor and basic weapons
>mfw I know exactly why it has that loot table
Alexander Scott
>find item worth 1k gold
>merchant's will only buy it for 200
Sebastian Peterson
Jews always win
Adam Rogers
>legendary world drop with 0.00001% drop rate
>kill a poisonous mushroom
>it drops a legendary sword
Aaron Williams
>explore ancient forgotten cave
>torches lit
>fresh food
Robert Jenkins
>kill enemy soldier who was shooting at you
>loot 11 boolits
>stealthy kill enemy soldier
>loot 5 booleets
Cameron Torres
>kill 1 spider
>drop 8 spider legs
>kill 1 tiger
>drops 4 paws
Carson Garcia
>kill my life
>drop a tear
Parker Watson
>Get Crafting recipe for super duper sword of ultimate power
>It has worse stats than a sword you can buy from the store.
Nicholas Green
>the store sword is worse than the one you looted in the dungeon where you found the crafting recipe