I think that Valve just murdered Nintendo

I think that Valve just murdered Nintendo.

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>piston
that's kind of a weird name for a handheld, it's borderline sexual

Fuck you for making me check. I genuinely want something like this to happen.

>valve
>steam
>piston

i get the connection, thank you very much sherlock, it's just a very phallic sounding name

aw man... it looked so sleek too. Knew it was too good to be true

>wanting more shitty overpriced handhelds
stop ruining videogames

Now if only this was real and it had
2 sticks and only 1 trackpad
it would be great

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yeah haha who wants to be able to play thousands of games on the go instead of the 4 that the switch offer

haha how stupid :P

>not dual trac balls

>Steam Controller

Yeah! now you can look at those 300 games on your steam backlog that you never play, while on the go!

You scared me for a second user

Why did they have to fuck up the steam controller.

>It's a "brainlet has a hot take on the steam controller and wants everyone to know about it" episode

what? what argument are you even trying to present here, that people have options to play hundreds of games while they aren't home?

i know you're trying to spin this as somehow a negative but it isn't working my friend

This might just happen eventually though. One of the reasons indies are selling more on Switch than other platforms is the portability factor. Imagine they released this, with just one purchase you could play them on your PC and on the go, even better if the saves worked for both versions.

Get your mind off of sex and maybe you'll see it for what it really is.

Kinda like the gpd or a laptop?

Why tho? GPD WIN 2 already exists

oh yeah like how the steambox totally caught on and blew everything else out of the water?

shut up.

already possible with a hacked Vita

>Getting triggered because someone didn't like the steam controller
Wew, does your dad work for Valve or something?

not an argument

>even better if the saves worked for both versions.
Id imagine they would when you take into consideration steams cloud saves service.

>haptic shit

Isn't this from one of those scam Z shit?

>lmao get it wii like weewee like my peenus weenus of course :D

>steam controller
>taking away one of PC’s biggest benefits in the form of great visuals by shrinking it down into a handheld
no

>Valve just murdered Nintendo
why? how? are you implying that the image you posted is a new release that Valve announced, and not a kickstarter project? source on that?

i've heard nothing but horrible things about the gpd and a laptop is not portable gaming jesus christ are you just making arguments for the sake of it?

you can have this (you) but be warned i will be very weary to give you another

The point is those "hundreds of games" are all shit
Anyone would rather have a 3DS with a handful of actual exclusive, good games, rather than a massive library of shitty ports and outdated games from 2006 on PC.

You "heard" because you can't afford one. Fucking third worlders get out.

...so every game on steam are all shit? haha epic :)

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Yes
You have no exclusives. There's a reason your top played games are all shit like MOBAs, PubG, Football Manager, fucking Skyrim is probably still in the top 10

There are handhelds that run Windows, user.

@408104801
not even going to give you this (you)

just begone

why does every game company copy what nintendo does

Because the Switch is about to get PISSED ON

That is exactly what it is. They recently anounced its hardware specs.

>piston

Sure if it was $250.

>Just like the Atari Lynx...
>Just like the Sega Game Gear...
>Just like the PSP...
>Just like the Vita...

just buy that nvidia shield trash then

Even if it was it still wouldn't cut into their market.

Those console ports on the screen

Does this at least exist? Or are nintendodos crying over nothing?

it's a scamstarter it's not by valve

>PC games
>On a 6" screen
>With no keyboard
>With a touchpad for a mouse
>Running Linux

actually its more likely because he wants it to become standard and continue to be supported as it is objectively better than the current standard. the only thing holding it back is developer support, most games dont support mouse and controller input at the same time so you always have to compromise

I just checked their campaign. The GPD Win 2 has more future than this since at least the GPD has the homebrew scene at their side.

>x86 system in a portable form factor
Yeah, expect 3x the bulk of the Switch with half the battery life. And if they use an Intel Atom or some shit, also halve the performance.

>Running Linux
That's the only good part. Imagine how a portable system like this would trudge trying to play games while also dealing with Windows's bloat.

GPD Win 2 is already there

$650

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Why do you post smach Z. It's a scam and I've been told by a Valve dev that they don't have any sort of partnership with them.

>Nvidia Shield trash
ironic, considering that's what the Switch is...

i legitimately do not understand why it has a keyboard when 95% of usage will be gaming?

Nintendo will learn the hard way that dealing with Nvidia is something nobody does twice if they can help it.

"Piston" could be very well a male buttplug/anal masturbator. What the fuck?

Shit talking in online games.

why does valve insist on having TWO huge ass retarded touchpads?

Maybe you'd like to hnnngnngg *squeezes out shit* play with this on the go?

why would you need a partnerhsip with valve to release a PC?

It would function better as steam link streaming games rather than actually running it on the handheld unit itself.

Because it's better than a joystick 80% of the use cases.

To get a deal with similar trackpads and other SC peripherals.

>analog sticks ABOVE the buttons
When will this meme end?

>"""Gaming""" machine
>Intel hd graphics

Steam controller would be better like it was originally supposed to be with four additional buttons/dpad rather than the analog sick.