Splatoon Chocolate Toys

So these are getting released in Japan, but not in the US because of USA's dumb laws.

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Good, USA doesn't need more chocolate.

WHY ARE JAPANESE TOYS ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER FUCK THAT SHIT EVEN KINDER DOES'NT HAVE THAT LEVEL OF DETAILS I MAD

You guys got dumbass kids if they can't keep away from eating toys. We got Kinder Surprise chocolates in Mexico and no kid is stupid enough to choke on them there.

do you think they smell like fish haha
I kinda want to smell them haha

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Probably should lay off feeding your kids chocolate so much

It's a license to a Japanese company, you wouldn't get them anyway just like the Pokemon ones.

I want them so bad. I wonder if the chocolate tastes as good as the Kinder ones.

>USA is too mentally challenged to have chocolate with gacha toys
They seriously think they are the better country?

>Food analogy

Pretty cute

aw yiss, I'm going to Japan soon, gonna grab me a whole case

I guess kids in Japan understand the concept of chocolate with plastic toys inside better than ours do, huh?

>tfw never taste Marina's delicious sweet chocolate

Americans are just mentally retarded. I don't understand the pride of living in a country so backwards in terms of intelligence.

Oh, trust me. I have no pride in this country whatsoever.

had an American child ever actually choked on this shit? Everyone says this but I've never heard of any kids anywhere choking on this stuff. Pretty sure America just banned it preemptively because Americans find fulfillment in their shit lives by whining until shit gets banned.

>MANCHILD NINTENDO FANS WILL BUY THESE

you likely won't find any. being scalped.

Any chance of Canada getting them?

what about canada?

Kinder Eggs are in USA now faglord.
walmart.com/ip/Kinder-Joy-Candy-0-7-oz-Container/761513725
This meme needs to stop

honestly kinder is more about the taste than the toy.

Do Furuta sell chocolate there?

That's your answer.

Hmmm?

let me guess, banned i the usa, right?

>kinder joy
>the same as kinder eggs
you are comparing a scoop of cream with 2 chocolate candy miserably floating in it to a chocolate egg with a toy inside

iirc, it’s just covered under a ban of having non-edible things inside food. There used to be a huge problem with food not actually being what was advertised.

>So these are getting released in Japan, but not in the US because of USA's dumb laws.
Move if you don't like it rather than bitching?

I’m American and saw kinder eggs at my local gas station the other day

Did they remove the toys or are they just unbanned now?

only if they have enough good boy/husband points for the week.

But we have kinder eggs and yowies in america
fuck, even walmart sells them

>THE EGGS ARE MADE FROM SOY""

nice try ameritard. Your still the most obese country in the world. Be proud you're still number 1 in something

We have those too.
walmart.com/ip/Kinder-Surprise/53662694
Can you retards quit shitposting this meme now?

>haha le ebin soy maymay xD

nigga where can I get this?

IT'S A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT THE KINDER EGGS YOU TRIPLE NIGGER IT'S 25 FUCKING DOLLARS

Oh ok that makes a lot of sense now. Thanks user

>Implying that buying figures is new

>Americans eat books

Jesus fuck, you really have devolved into fat, voracious slugs.

WHAT ABOUT ARMS

WHY ARMS NEVER GET MERCH?

Lmao, you ameifats are really the laughing stock of the world.

we have yowies, which are australian kinder eggs with a toy inside
walmart.com/ip/Yowie-Chocolate-1-oz/46754702
They're in every checkout line.

Import it, customs won't fuck with you. I've imported Kinder eggs before to see what they taste like.

>high quality content by wikipedia articles

how!!!!

walmart.com/ip/Kinder-Joy-Candy-0-7-oz-Container/761513725

Obsessed

Should have read the comments on the Twitter post. They already sold out in online stores and one guy claiming he had 50 of them.

>kinder surprise book!!! 12/31/2016 Average rating:1out of5stars, based onreviews
by DwayneB Verified purchaser
It's made to look like your getting a kinder surprise egg but it's. a book!!! No where on the page does it say it's a book!!!!!!! They make it look and seem like your getting the egg. I will never buy from here again!!!!
Holy fuck Americans are beyond retarded.

>Be American
>Get shot
>But at least I didn't choke on a Kinder egg!

OBESE

Kinder joys aren't kinder eggs, they're made by the same people but it's different.

Gore Magala, is that you buddy?

It's basically the same thing and they both taste like shit.

They banned it because of bribes from one of kinder's rivals. You see, the rival egg has holes so you can see the toy, so they banned candy with toys completely hidden inside.

>but not in the US because of USA's dumb laws

Oh no, whatever will you do without shitty chocolate and even shittier happy meal tier toys?

>It's basically the same thing
>cream with chocolate balls
>is the same as chocolate egg
you are retarded.

Kinder eggs are for children

I've had both and the chocolate taste exactly the same.

>Look up secret figure
>it's just a chocolate ink reskin of the dualie woomy
Where's my kimono Marie figure goddamnit

I wonder if that's why the Nestle wonderballs disappeared?

They don't sell kinder surprise in USA bro

amazon.com/Kinder-Display-16-units-Surprise/dp/B078WCV81K/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1519681835&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=kinder surprise&psc=1

you can buy them on amazon but damn they are pricey

actually nvm those are joys too

>Filthy piece of toxic plastic inside of your chocolate egg
I thought Japanese people were supposed to be smart?

That's kinder joy. Not the same.

they sell yowies which is the same concept

Yeah, my mistake

>Pearl and Marina
Thank God for eBay

Nah joy is gross and surprise eggs are less gross

You don't build a yowie

are they called yowies because that's the sound you make when biting into an innocuous candy and suddenly find your mouth stabbed and throat clogged by sharp toxic plastic waste?

>walmart.com/ip/Kinder-Surprise/53662694

>Consumer protection is bad if I can't get a toy from a kid's game in my candy!

You do know we've had Kinder Eggs for quite a while now, its just that the toy is seperate from the egg, but you still have to open the packaging.

If they end releasing it here, they'll do the same thing.

I've never seen that.

bait harder you worthless retard

El goblinos are just dumb that they'll try to eat the toys instead of the chocolate.

I would kill to own the charger one, splatling one and Marina
Too bad I'm broke as shit and don't have the patience to try and find them on eBay

>Nintendo toys in America outside of the shitty World of Nintendo line or in Nintendo World Store
NoA doesn't give a fuck, it'll never happen.

I remember getting one of these as a kid. They tasted like shit compared to kinder eggs

They're banned due to a law about choking hazards being sealed in food

Wish those yellow and green inkling girls would get amiibos, but if anything we will probably get the pink one's same mold recolored

>cream taste like solid chocolate
you unironically have cancer.

why does eurofilth care so much about a shitty toy in some chocolate? can you be any more soylent?

This thread (save for the America shitposting) reminds me of that Kirby episode with the chocolate and figures.

The shell is still made of chocolate faggot.

Chocolate tastes like shit in the first place so who cares. Europoors are used to taking brown things in their mouths.

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Kinder eggs taste amazing

Amerifats will never know

>implying I'm ameripoor either
Keep eating shitty sweets though.

I just had tacos at a local Mexican supermarket (in Indiana) and those dudes have fucking Kindereggs! I was pumped. Going to buy a whole crate of illegal chocolate with shitty toys inside!

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Yes and who do you think pushed for that? The capsules are too big for anyone to choke on, nevermind the 0-3 they put on the box. The toy inside the capsule is a choking hasard but then that's no diffrent to any gatchapon capusles that are all over the states anyway. Mars was the rival company responsible for pushing the kinder ban, if you're curious
Yep, mars also lobbied to have them banned under the same law and whaddaya know it worked.

>resorting to ED
How mad are you?

Please tell me they will import it to europoor land...

check in Wal-Mart.