It's happening!

It's happening!

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>Valve schedules time at the conference
>A huge block. One for a gigantic announcement
>Rumor mill goes off the walls
>Will this finally be HL3?
>Or maybe a now ambitious game like they did with Portal
>The possibilities are endless. It's all so very exciting
>The big day finally comes
>Demo starts
>Strange colored materials collide in space
>Holy shit, is Valve going sci-fi
>They form a triangle
>The Word "Artifact" comes on screen
>Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit
>We've reached peak hype
>Followed by "A DoTA card game"
I was watching from home and I reacted the exact way as the audience. I'm never getting excited for anything again.
That being said, I will play it when it comes out and I hope it dethrones Hearthstone, which has become pay to win RNG bullshit.

Sadly.

>TCG is p2w
STOP THE PRESSES!

I'm curious about Artifact too though. It could be a TCG with actual trade.

>Dota
>Card games
>Valve
Ironically, 3 strikes and I've lost interest.

It will sell better than LWA lol

Forget the video. Look how cool it looks up until the last 10 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=DA5mY8XqrHU

Then listen to the crowd reaction at the big reveal

youtube.com/watch?v=OR4jPtrDCLo

Why are you bringing up some shit from a reaction image? Is this your first day on Sup Forums?

is something happening now

or just shitpost old news?

the state of LWA fangays

lies

I watched that live and the literally audible disappointment in the audience was hilarious

>Valve schedules time at the conference


What the fuck are you talking about?
Like, hell, the majority of your post is a literal fanfic.

They updated their website

What did they mean by this?

>the pathetic claps by the paid-crowd compared to the disappointment by the genuine members of the crowd
LMAO

>Look how cool it looks up until the last 10 seconds
What part of a cgi logo floating about is "cool"?

the crowd reaction still makes me laugh like an idiot. everything about it is perfect

>Holy shit, is Valve going sci-fi
I didn't get that at all from those fantasy looking rocks. You played yourself.

Why did it have to be a Dota card game?
I enjoy card games but I know nothing about Dota or It's characters.

>Valve schedules time at the conference
what
>A huge block. One for a gigantic announcement
what??
>The big day finally comes

WHAT?

>Demo starts

The fuck you on about?

it's just a polturd pay him no mind

What, did some actual information just come out?

yeah its gonna be the dota card game

Is literally everything Sup Forums to you people? Jesus Christ, get some counseling if you constantly see a boogeyman everywhere you look. Or go back to ResetEra where you can be surrounded by likeminded individuals

>valve exciting
have you been in a coma for the last 10 years?

I don't think that should be an impediment. Doubt most people care about actual characters in card games (inb4 muh Urza).

Guess they wanted a established lore/setting/aesthetics an doto is better than TF2, HL/Portal or L4D.

b-But muh Mishra!

Does anyone else feel sorry for the guys behind this?
Valve games are made by a couple of people in the company coming together and some guys were probably like "I have a cool idea for a DOTA card game!" and now everyone is shitting on them.

Would make me feel sad as a dev

...

>no hierarchy
you reap what you sow

yeah these poor white people at valve making million doing nothing

not even man, I just feel sorry for the devs.
Guys just wanna make a game they like

I doubt those employees make those millions

You´re not wrong, but you know, edgy kids will say otherwise

Ok, what is happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=jm5VU7JMJic
This happend

Summary is:
Dota personalities and lumi playing unknown app in steam
they updated their site

How exciting.
Let me know when they show any gameplay of it

Valve news network is pure cancer.

Nobody mentioned a single thing about politics. Don't shit up Sup Forums blaming all your problems on other boards

I somewhat do, due to the fact that the game is supposed to be a triple "lane"(board) card game which sounds insanely interesting and quite strategical.

>insanely interesting
>quite strategical

>chanel that list and keep us informed with shit that anyone sane will bother to keep an aye on
>LOL DUDE ITS PURE CANCER LAMAO

fucking hang yourself

only a drumpflet could spout as much disinfo at once as

Tyler Mcvicker is pure fucking cancer though.
Like, seriously, he's the definition of a clickbait Youtuber, is a pedophile that's only with his girlfriend because she looks she's 12, and doesn't know shit about shit, spouting rumors as facts.

>is a pedophile that's only with his girlfriend because she looks she's 12
So, he's our guy?

>having a girlfriend
no?

Fair point.

>having a loli sex pet
are you retarded? that must be the highest point of Sup Forums degeneration you fucking newfag

>Sup Forums
>actually attacking a loli

Nah nigga, good anons know that you only look, never act

>make best moba ever
>peak popularity and hype
>so you decide to make a card game based on it
>start changing the game according to upvoted reddit threads
>ruin the game
>player numbers tanking
>still stuck with the dota 2 card game

now what do they do?

Yes Lolita.
No touch!

this place is fucking done.

Valvefags realising just now they were being cucked for years

>B-BUT MUH HULTF LOOF TREI
it's like they just awoke from a long comatose

>implying it will ever get near hearthstone popularity

Top lel

>being this new

I blame Day9 for hyping it up like a completely original new valve game

The funny thing is the crowd are all hardcore dota players watching a tournament (I think)

Even they are like WTF MATE?

>Implying the first 2 images aren't heavily edited
The last 2 fit him a lot better. To me, Day9 will always be that guy that casted the Chill vs CombatEX match

youtube.com/watch?v=0dqYxpxegrk