Gamer Fuel Thread

Gamer Fuel Thread

is that ketchup and not broccoli?

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Yes

I miss when Maruchan cup noodles came with pieces of egg.

they did? when was that lol?

That was a thing? That sounds fantastic.

ribeye cost too fucking much to waste it through aging process

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nothing wrong with this except jello

pizza is the most basic and simplest thing

Seeing the rotted meat being cut away is satisfying.

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unironically neck yourself, son

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One of the most punchable faces I've seen.

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That's a fucking casserole

>tfw I can't even make a sandwich
someone save me for the love of god
I can't feed myself if it doesn't come out of a box ready to eat

Fucking Chicago style. Not only does the pizza not cook properly, but the sheer amount of pizza sauce will have you running for the bathroom.

You mean he intentionally lets the meat rot for a month? Does it taste good at least?

no worse than pineapple on pizza

Cup'o'noodles is better

gross

>being this much of a retard
Nah fuck off, you're a helpless autist.

>shitting on best pizza

Its said to be amazing but I've personally never had it

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Pineapple on pizza is kino, anyone who says otherwise is a dicklette

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>Water fags
Drinking apple juice right now, the nectar of the gods

>oven-hot watermelon

Would eat. Sweet + Savory is a classic combination.

>caprisun doesn't even last the whole meal

Fuck gay ass lunchables

Have fun with your gratuitous amounts of arsenic

I bet you are pic related because you sound like a fag

General pizza is better than Detroit, Chicago, and New York Style.

this is sad, who would even buy this

DISGUSTING

How the fuck are you this inept? Like I understand not being able to cook, but you literally just stack shit in between two pieces of bread to make a sandwich.

I want to try making this. Seems like it would work well with gaming.

Careful, I drank a fuck ton of apple juice a week ago and almost blew my anus out

>drinking the caprisun

That shit is sulfuric acid.

It's literally slap some shit on a piece of bread and place another piece of bread on top. A fucking 4 year old child could do it with 0 experience, are you an amputee or something?

Enjoy your stomach cancer.

goblino food

Unless you freshly squeezed that yourself, you are looking at crazy amounts of sodium, carbs, and sugar.

I don't see a problem with any of what he's doing. It's just that he has the movements of a fag.

This is actually called a prison burrito

t.former convict who ate these unironically

you wish i was that guy i bet

ah yes the same guy who made burgers on an uncleaned public barbecue

How is it? Or is it better depending on what you use?

I've never had to do it before and trying to learn new things is terrifying
I can't use an oven or stove at all or know how to boil water outside a microwave or fucking anything

I haven't drank it since the 90's I'm just saying it was never enough to quench your thirst

I am making this on my next cheat day

Ketchup in Cup of Noodles MasterRace

HAHAHAHAHAAHAA

Dude they're get your hands feel dirty as hell...

Son deliciosos.

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What did you get caught downloading cp?

that's a nice 'go 'za

A terrible salty mess I wouldn't dare make now but back then, when all you have is bland shit prison food it was heavenly

Says the faggot that saves images of girls sucking fruit.

mmmm uncooked raw meat

its a novelty lol.

I stabbed a man at a bar and like a retard left my knife behind and went back to look for it.

Is that the first time that guy has ever eaten?

The best pizza is thin, greasy shopping mall food court pizza that you fold in half to eat.

Nobody, because it's fake, doofus.

This dude should buy one of these his meat will always be cooked perfectly

My old man cooks burgers that way, shit just tastes like uncooked meat. I'll never get why people like it.

>not liking eggs and bacon
reconsider your life choices

Overused image. KYS

what is "general pizza"? fast food kind? Personally I'll eat just about anything. I even enjoy the totinos kind, but I don't think there's much difference between NY and fast food style other than the size of the slices.

Gotta be a way to bring the sodium down then. Guess it depends on the chips and cheese puffs. I’ve heard it’s also been done with pork rinds as well.

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Can you follow instructions? Here is a little pro tip. Cooking is just following instructions most of the time.

I can hear the worms poking holes in his stomach. What a disgusting slob

From what I remember, it's not real. Some youtuber made that up so he could make a hokey review of it for hits.

>"n-no you!!"
the fucking state of nu-Sup Forums

Why'd you stab him bro?

Shit. How long did you do for it?

if it's not written in clear text then no I can't
a lot of instructions take basic shit for granted and leave it vague so I'm still fucked when I don't know how to use a fucking oven or anything

That's literally just a pizza that takes longer.

I wish there was a good gyro place in town.

We had a history and hated each other

5 years jail

>Gamer Fuel
>Jackposting
Everytime.

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that must be at least 1000 calories per slice

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I take it you’ll never do something like that again. Good you got out user hope you never have to go back.

any fucked up stories from when you were in?

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How many dicks did you suck ?

Alot of them are. I mean I guess they won't tell you shit like how to boil water, but you legit have to just stick water on a burner for that.

>dabbing away the pepperoni grease with a cloth
>eating pizza with knife and fork because can't be bothered to wash hands after touching floury bread crust
I'm sorry to say this but I actually do this. Forgive me Pedro for I have sin in my heart

How are pepperonies so big

I don't think he made it up because it originates from a listing on the site of a UK game store chain called "Game", hence the logo at the top. but it does seem to be a joke regardless

Eating pic related