Even Japan Toddposts

>Even Japan Toddposts

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I'm not surprised Todd and the Japanese see eye to eye.

That’s a gaijin. You can tell from the horrible spelling.

He wrote お instead of を. That’s someone from Sup Forums trying to push a meme. It was probably you to be quite honest.

2ch is filled with N5 weaboo dekinais btw

the average height of japanmen is 5'2?
finally.. somewhere i can go and feel tall.

my japanese is rusty but i'm pretty sure the post says something along the lines of "BUY MY FUCKING GAME!"

I fucking wish it was me, friend found it and showed it to me, and even he probably found it on some shitty meme site.

Japs are still taller.

The heights on the left are for women user

Additionally, the tense doesn’t really match the image. Should be 買え rather than 買えて.

>its another "hmmmm,, pathetic nerd didn't put much time into a useless language like me....hahah" retard
Kill yourself.

every other day i have to listen to this stupid fucking gook in my class say wo as o and i wanna fucking make him eat his ugly glasses

This is like watching a child learn to lie

The Japanese actually sounds more like “would you (please) buy my game?”

>IP shows the poster is using a VPN
k

are you guys both retarded?

>tfw my fiance is 5' 1"
I'm terrified of us having a son. If her womanlet slav vagina makes him a manlet I'm going to have to beat the shit out of her

god i wish they'd put that on here

this

You are bad at reading in English let alone another language.

I don’t give a fuck they got it wrong. I’m just saying it’s not a Japanese person who wrote that post.

Please buy my game customer-kun I worked really hard on it

And you're bad at the game you fucking loser.

you had one job

I wonder which small city in Maryland the real IP traces back to...

Japanese can't meme like we can.

OP please calm down. I'm sure you'll be able to keep posting this shit thread for several months despite being outed as a retard

no it says "buy my game!" and this guy is right it's written in such a mechanical way there's no way a native wrote that

Stop fucking obsessing over height, it means nothing.

But I'm OP and that's not me.

Asian sense of humour is pretty primitive. It seems to revolve around body humour and slapstick.

Get buffer and more aggressive, you'll feel taller.

It was in the fucking thread a few days ago where op said post something from 2chan. The dude who posted it didn't even pretend he wasn't doing it.

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whats the point? Sup Forums is a containment site not a community

>says the manlet

That doesn't prove that he's pretending to sell you something

it doesn't unless you're a manlet

>small man syndrome

horrible japanese

>getting this upset over someone using google translate.

Being average height mean that you can reach the top shelf on your own.

Of course it is. You don't think Todd is a native speaker do you?

t. los americanos

Being short effectively cuts you off from any female in striking distance of your height, so you're literally losing potential partners. It's like being a baldie, a fattie, or a skelington. Since I love 5'10-6ft amazon athletes, I feel short even at 6'2.

>Manlets

there was a "go to 2ch's Sup Forums and bring something back" thread the other night and the timestamp there matches the time when it was alive.

Kore wa Todd
Sasuga Skyrim sugoi.

>"Guys! Japan loves or memes!"
>Its an American trying to force it
>"W-wooow! What a try-hard huh? Like, who cares?"

The Japanese is wrong

I thought this was absolute truth until a woman 4 inches taller than me asked me out

>you will never find a web proxy that isn't banned
I just wanna post some webms on their new webm board.

Claim it doesn't matter when she breeds with you. Until then she's just playing around.

There's always exceptions, but they're not the rule. Girls will date baldies, fatties, etc too.

>The Japanese ARE wrong
ftfy

when will you ever learn?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just enjoy yourself, mr. super sleuth.

They didn't even do that, my man. The particle is obviously wrong.

based

the amount of failure I smell from this post is... simply sublime

Why do you fags keep saying that like it's a rare thing here?

9 nukes werent enough

>hey Japan is using /our/ meme, I am so proud
cuck

We didn't waste any time getting intimate.
True, but it keeps happening. I guess it helps that I'm cute :3

America was nuked way more than 9 times. Unfortunately they missed all the cities.

i wonder what her manjo spells like, after all these years

Once more, you braindead midget. Breed. Not fuck. Breed.

we have 3 kids

Guess anime has rotted their brain enough to find humor in braindead memes now.

That has to be a VPN or Davido-kun

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. You're precisely why short men are ridiculed. You're insecure as fuck about it.

>Getting mad at some user pointing out something is fake.

I'm glad Sup Forums is a thing. It reminds me everyday how much glad I am not to be as miserable as some of you must be in your lives.

I'm gonna make some frozen chicken tenders, but I was thinking cutting them up, frying some onions and peppers and mixing it up with some ramen noodles. Do you all think this would be a nice meal or should I just stick to dunking them in some plum sauce?

Why are you so mad babe? ;)

It's Davido-kun

That post is months old and from Sup Forums, it's from one of those go to a japanese chan and bring something back threads.

Because your escalating lies just make it painfully obvious you're single and the taller woman you wished you were with never gave you the time of day.

buy it

take the risk user; if it doesn't work out, at least you've learned something

>not fancy sauce
I don't think I can help you

>your
;)

So you're mad, autistic, AND probably short.
You're cute.

Tell your story to your soggy pillow.

I always put some nuggers in my ramen bowl and a big lettuce leaf to stay healthy

>お instead of を
I've seen people fuck up by typing わ instead of は but this is a first.

I bet you drink water too

Do you want to be my girlfriend? I bet you smell nice.

Honestly ふたなり is the only word in Japanese I'll ever need to know.

Hi Todd

me on the left

enhanced water

>30% females

Acheter notre jeu

More like diarrhea inducer. Aspartame needs to be outlawed.

Looks matter, I'm tall and it's the first thing most of my tinder matches mention. Or any other woman I've dated.

Hey OP, that happened as a result of a thread I made about 2ch and skyrim earlier in the month.

Unfortunately, no woman will ever share that view. And that was pretty stupid of you to post on this board of all places.

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Whats aspartame

todd posting isn't funny. it was never funny. of course the reddit cancer thinks it's the funniest shit around and continues to spam it even though it should have died the day it was created. at this point it should be considered marketer spam