Why is a hat in time so flawless?

Why is a hat in time so flawless?

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When are they adding the two extra worlds in? Or is that not happening anymore?

Cone is the tastiest part of icecream anyway. The best bit is getting to the fat chunk of chocolate stuck at the very bottom

It triggers nintenbros.

>eating ice cream

For me, it's carrot in a glass of water. If I'm thirsty, I drink the water. If I get hungry, I much on the carrot.

Because it's not, it's a shitty game your pedo ass pretends is good because the protag is a little girl

should i watch this show

For fuck sake, I've been looking for this episode for ages

>we watch this show at work
>coworkers think I'm an asshole for laughing loudly at this

neapolitan is garbage so that comparison is not in the game's favor

>we watch this show at work
where do you work that you can watch tv

>he's unable to control his caloric intake
>he's unable to incorporate tasty treats in his meal plan without getting fat as fatass
Amerimutts, everyone

@408140941
leave.

ISP/Cable Provider. It's literally part of the job.

I want to kiss the girl!

who knew filtering reddit and Sony would make this site so much better

Epic bait

Pedoscum

>Not wanting to be a big fat boi
?

how do people get so fat anyway?
I never skip meals,
but i never exercise either,
which made me a 200 pounds fat fucks, but that's expected.
How do people go beyond?
do they have desserts as meals?
eating ice creams for breakfast?

High calorie density food like potato chips, soda, etc.

I'm pretty sure it takes even more (less) effort than that

/fit/ here, it's easier than you think
>eat a caloric surplus (consume more than you burn) consistently. Mostly done with empty carbs where you're consuming a bunch of carbs but dont feel full
>drink calories (soda, alcohol especially) which provide no hunger reduction but increase bodyfat
>over time, you'll just balloon up. Time is the main factor.

Potato chips aren't even very calorie dense; it's basically a bunch of carbs that don't fill you up. You could easily scarf down 1000 calories of chips in a meal, but probably not 1000 calories of peanut butter (more calorie dense, but way more filling)

What show?

Why don't you ask?
curvage.org/forum/index.php?/forums/

How much of a caloric surplus?

>Women of curvage (videos)
*Unzips dick*

thiccccc

Do ZERO (0) exercise, housework, or even a job
Eat a fuckton, and I do mean a fuckton of calorie dense foods and fast food
Sit on your ass and back all day

Congratulations, you'll be a useless fat piece of shit that can't even go to Wal-Mart without a motor scooter in no time.

Whats the point of multiflavored icecream? Nobody likes all 3 flavors equally, so you're just wasting money on inferior flavor instead of buying your specific favorites

years of dedication

i basically did 1) and 3)
but i can't eat a fuckton.
Guess that's their main problem huh.

I got pretty fat a few years back despite doing hard labor during a nightshift warehouse job. You get tired so you over-eat to feel better. Funnily, I slimmed down after becoming an office wagekek

>Short
>Fuck all for worlds, literally three worlds, one of which is abysmally small
>Awful voice acting save for hat girl, although she got annoying at times too
>Retarded design decisions like forcing you to take up a cosmetic slot with the grappling hook
>Quadruple jump can be mastered by brain dead monkeys
>Graphically dated before it even came out
>Shit loads of cut content
>Final level is nothing but a shitty lava hallway directly ripped from Sunshine and extended
>Literally no reason to collect all the yarn once you unlock everything
>Many hats are useless, providing no benefits whatsoever
Flawless.

Mutt genetics

Literally anything. If you burn 2000 calories a day and consume 2100, you'll gain a pound of fat every 35 days (a pound of fat is 3500 calories)

You just gotta eat well, consistently. No soda, only water/tea/black cofvefe. Most people overdo diets and fail and then blame the diet, so remember to just slowly adjust your habits. You should probably be eating less carbs, and more veggies/protein. You might even consider working out to build muscle mass because muscle burns calories just by being there (vs fat which is just storage for calories)

Yep, it creeps up on you even if you don't overeat too much. Counting calories helps. Spend a day counting everything you eat and see if your daily intake is what you think it really is

Yeah man, stress eating is a serious problem a lot of people struggle with. Avoidance personality disorder and cognitive dissonance are also reasons why fat people are fat. The mental state of a person can very often forces them to live a certain way. Some people just can't improve. It's sad.

youtube.com/channel/UCeTAZZUS5rDDga5-7CkvFQg/videos
This channel has a bunch of good shit. Just remember to mute before you watch since he puts shitty music over it for some reason.

based

>imgur

>sneed
>>>/memegraveyard/

fucking christ man
id fucking choke if i ever saw that in person

>flawless
>you can barely dictate where you jump when you jump off of a wall
>walljumping in general feels like ass
>one of the levels is just the safes you've been doing all across the first world anyway but it has a time piece in it instead of pons
>severely lacking in any significant difficulty whatsoever
>hat kid's moveset is really limited
Love the game but it's certainly not flawless.

>checks gog
>oh look no update how surprising
I'll remain incredibly relunctant to ever buy anything on gog again.

Seriously. Why are they mishandling gog so damn hard? Do they have to pay a fee for every little update or what?
Support the platform properly, or have the guts to pull it from the store. You're just fooling people as it stands now. I'd refund it if I could.

underrated

How DARE you? Strawberry ice cream is FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>Do ZERO (0) exercise, housework, or even a job
I did this. It resulted in me losing muscle mass and shrunk.
Then I grew so weak I ended up in the hospital. After I recovered they forced me to attend to a gym and I quickly recovered and returned to a proper size.

But inactivity never made me fat.

>Eating only vegetables and nuts and stupid, untasty shit

You sound like a massive fucking faggot.

Right. Because you need to eat a lot too.

This images just makes me think only fat people enjoy whatever shitty game you're talking about

Because you're forgetting the second key there m8: eating a ton of empty calories.

I have no fucking idea, man. I eat like a big and I'm only 300 pounds, and I've been like this for a few years now. I've hit my absolute plateau, but I don't feel like I could possibly eat a worse diet.

It's not even that they're a ton of empty calories, it's that it's more calories than you need in general. You can get fat in quiche and oatmeal if you eat too much of it

see

I was a NEET for 5 years and I only ever managed to reach 300. There must be some kind of magic involved with these people.

But how the fuck she got inside on first place

>eat like a pig and only 300 lbs
Because you're already obese captain obvious, assuming you're under 7' 8".

Basically your TDEE (the rate at which your body burns calories) increases as you gain weight. You might have been burning 2400 cals at 190lbs, but increasing to 300lbs increases your muscle mass slightly which would raise your TDEE. So you might have been eating 2800 cals and once you hit 300 your TDEE was 2800 burned a day

With people like that, they just are still eating weigh (pun intended) over their TDEE

But how? How can a person put that much food in their body? How bad is their heartburn every night, and yet they keep going?

>Tfw I've been practicing like a competitive eater for 7 years
>Too shy to go to competitions, but consume at least 5000 calories a day, regularly go to restaurants and take food challenges if they have them, kill the challenges then order more food
>Have been 130lbs since I started, despite never exercising
Haha no seriously how the fuck does weight work, literally the only medical issues I have are slightly elevated blood pressure and heart rate, it's not like I have a disease that stops me from building body fat.

this
hat in time is actually kind of shite, but gets meme hard cause of pedos

Not everyone gets heartburn user or are that feeble. And from haven't parents that are both obese and with diabetes, the culprit is multi-faceted. Nonetheless, the primary reasons would be: lazy lifestyle + empty calories without the feeling of fullness + lazy mentality. It really is that simple, sadly.

most of it comes from drinking sugary drinks
most people don't consider them as big part of their calorie intake

>I'm only 300 lbs
>only 300 lbs

(You)

Probably just pure sugar, like soda and fried starch foods. It's providing no real nutrition so she's always hungry. Her insides are probably destroyed. My dad is obese and has such bad heartburn that he often throws up in his mouth sleeping and ASPIRATES his vomit (into his lungs)

5000 every day? No way dude, you can't outsmart thermodynamics. The human body is pretty efficient at collecting calories from what you eat unless you're eating mostly fiber/protein and you're shitting out undigested food

It's not (only) that they're lazy, it's that they're psychologically avoiding the consequences through a crazy amount of avoidance and mental gymnastics

This. And diabetes just makes it worse

>and you're shitting out undigested food
Oh fuck, remember that japanese girl who eats ungodly amounts of food? In one video she explained that that's pretty much what happens to most of it.

...wtf....

Yeah, at a certain point your body just can't produce enough bile/acid. That's really bad for your gut flora and if you don't take a multivitamin to replace what you're missing (mag/zinc) it'll cause further indigestion

I know, hence why I said lazy mentality, which includes mental gymnastics to not address the problem before it's too late, and in some cases, even after the damage has been done (diabetes, loss of nerves, etc).
It saddens me that it's happened to so many of my family members, and that it's hereditary.

Same. My dad has a couple years left and yet still CONSTANTLY eats shit like ice cream and soda. He just won't take responsibility. If I have kids they won't have a grandfather. I don't think he'll even be able to see me graduate from graduate school

Nigga I eat a lot of food almost purely to fill my stomach for the sake of making it more resilient to stretching that's the basic idea of practicing for competitive eating.

Consider your average burger joint's burgers being 600cal, when I get a burger, I get at least 6 patties, with the works, along with a large fry and fountain pop, that's over 3kcal for one meal, and I don't skip meals. I've eaten single meals of over 10kcal.

I figure it could be that, when you're consuming so much your body only bothers to burn energy off what it needs, and doesn't bother with fat stores because there's always a surplus of energy coming in, but I've never bothered to look up the actual science.

Maybe I should do that some day, because it is something I consider on the daily as I eat more than most people do in a week.

>Thread devolves int /fit/ posting

This board is in serious need of a fucking purge, holy shit.

it's impossible to fix

you're mom gay lol

Godspeed rabbit-user

>tfw eat a ton of absolutely shitty junk food
>tfw mom ate shitty junk food while she was pregnant with me so i recieved the metabolism of gods
>tfw skinny

Of course it is with an attitude like that.

That carrot looks dirty

It'll go bye bye once you reach your twenties faggot. Trust me, I know.

Why do fruits and vegetables taste fucking disgusting?

You don't have a break room?

nonstop daily pol shitflinging is fine, but relatively civil /fit/posting localized to a single thread is what pushes you over the edge? lose some weight you gay baby.

Because you're not getting fruits at peak ripeness or cooking the vegetables properly.

nonstop daily shitposting is what drove me up the wall in the first place.

I want them to go away.

How are all of these baking so quickly without burning?

It's better than endless shitposting.

hyperbolic time ovens

I really hope this isn't supposed to be instructional, they're going way too fast

>that'll be $600