Whoa careful there kojima, you almost did some work on that computer

Whoa careful there kojima, you almost did some work on that computer.

Back to posting pictures of his lunches.

Truly the George R. R. Martin of video games.

Haha! Epic roast OP

You obviously never had a job before.
The man in charge of everything doesn't have to do shit.

t. shit-eating Kojimadrone

LOL okay that was kinda funny

Death Stranding budget:
80% to hang around with Hollywood celebrities
20% to animated movie development

t. jobless manbitch who probably owns the metal gear series

>not getting paid to hang out with grimes and nicolas refn
Plebs

I didn't realize posting a picture of your lunch to Twitter took all day.

>mac
>work
Nice try.

Lots of devs use mac. Its true.

How the hell did a westaboo Jap get all these Hollywood connections?

You can buy friends with enough money

kek you're pretty based OP

DUDE
TWITTER AND CELEBS
LMAO

Well its not like we can talk about his game

I don't understand why they're hiring these famous actors to face rig. It's obviously going to be insanely expensive.
I don't know who any of them are, I just play video games. The main guy looks ugly as sin and looks like an old rung out drug addict who lives in a trailer while giving off government money.
Why not save money AND have more interesting character designs?

Kojimadrones

OMFG

>when your waste your money to go to hollywood and then shit out a movie for your drones
fucking based

i swear he is getting too hipster and hipster and hipster soon he will also use a tattoo.

Heh, first day here from Reddit, kiddo? Let me give you some advice, you NEVER talk bad about Kojima-sama on Sup Forums. Just don't do it. He has more genius while asleep than you have when awake. He's created the best and most brilliant games of all time in his pinky toe. Mind your manners, sport, because us gents don't take likely to that kind of talk around here.

Nah, reddit likes kojima. Sup Forums has had just about enough of his shit

David Hayter
You have to remember that the guy is a famous screenwriter, not just a VA
Kojimbo used him to get connections and then dropped him once he could get by by himself

The only thing hayter did was those shitty xmen movies and the watchmen and both of them were like 15 years ago

>defending someone for free
You sounds more like goyim faggot.

Are you tarded?
Have you seen the setting?
Why would the guys be pretty and look like shits fine?
The world has literally ended in the game.

You're right, that completely warrants them to face rig all these celebritys.

I just want to see the Sup Forums shitposting meltdown when the game gets released.

>game

Your complaints seem to mostly be about the fact the males are ugly and look like shit though, even if they didn't face rig some celebs why the fuck would they make them attractive? It'd go against the whole tone of the game.

>Here mom, but it has porn it.

Has kojima ever actually said its a game? He says project a lot and never says game. All these celebs too. Hmmm

Who's the goblin?

that's an apple, not a computer

That's Kideo Hojima.

Thats weird it doesn't look like a fruit. Looks like a computer to me.

That's because it's an expensive one.

If you want to see a fruit look in a mirror

It's already guaranteed shitposting meltdown.

>all the reviews sucking Kojima's cock and how deep his cutscenes are
>Sup Forums versus Kojimadrones

I didn't know Hayter posts here.

Fucking celebs into videogames is absolutely GAY.

from the picture you can see how he's literally disgusted at the thought of even touching the computer and write some coding or work with it at all

...

he works for Sony now

Sony has Hollywood movie studios and production companies and shit

>when the drone tries his hardest to insult someone
Sad.

Loving the bootyblasted expendable code monkeys

You dont have to be a code monkey to know kojima is a hack

You have to admit hes a pretty good con artist.

Inafune is better at that

>touches computer by accident
>2 pages long homoerotic fanfinction
>increase font size
>it's now 500 pages long
>title "Not MGS: VI"

>MGS1 was successful
>Remakes the game with a gay J-Pop protagonist, adds some pretentious shit he read in a book once and calls it MGS2
>Gets his dick sucked to this very day for it

...

>MGS is a team effort with another writer
>MGS4 is fucking ass when the other writer is gone and the team got changed
>"nanomachines"

wuts a computer?

ID on that jacket?
w2c

It's ok, he was just uploading the pictures of the sandwich he ate for lunch, not actually working.

who's the meth addict

>not knowing who Grimes is

>uploading the pictures of the sandwich he ate for lunch
>not actually working
I thought he was hired just to do that.

Konami paid Hayter for Kojima's rent-a-friend service, just like Sony is now paying for Mads.

If you asked David Hayter who Hideo Kojima is today he would stare at you in confusion.

>knowing who this degenerate is
This site is 18+

>album being held released 2015
>could have been 15 on release and still able to post on Sup Forums

Just admit that youre out of touch, and go back to listening to video game OSTs on your Zune

How's Wolves 2 coming along, David?

I think anons issue is with the cost of celebrity faces. Which I'd agree the gaming crowd doesnt give a fuck about famous people in games. He just wasn't to feel like a real director buy using real actors.

Post one (1) picture of Hayter and Kojima together.

>google grimes
>massive walking dead spoiler on top stories
oh well, it has gotten way too shit to bother watching anyway

Why did Kojima-sama hate David Hayter?

Anyway she's a weirdish looking cute girl who is actually a talented musician and she likes good games. She posts on twitter about games she plays a lot, she's cosplayed Big Boss and I know she plays a lot of Splatoon 2

Where did this meme even come from? Hayter was just irrelevant. Nothing else.

Grimes, that tranny model?

Super cute

"talented musician"
using the arpegiator on some preset synth

based

you need to grow up if you hold anything but contempt for such a walking turd

Ewww. I feel like I can smell her.

I agree. She is grimy as fuck.

get out

>Why did Kojima-sama hate David Hayter

Because David was a Hayter.

>t. Grimes

this.
don't know what's with this girl but she looks like she smells rancid.