Well Sup Forums?

Well Sup Forums?

It was made in America

Instead of music, there is just clapping.

Ugly female characters.

It has a black or female protagonist

it's shit

female characters are mutts

LMAO!'N

Someone gets shot

ugly women wearing ugly clothes

America is in the game and are always the good guys.

Someone gets shot at school.

Obvious signs that a poster is underage
>Games made in America are shit

>made in china

Press X to win

>devs listen to butthurt sjw and feminists

>Pandering

Yawn

>The cast is "multicultural" for no real reason
>There's a STRONG WOMYN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN character
>One of the character's dialog consists entirely of snarky or sarcastic replies.
>The primary color palette is grey.
>The music is unmemorable, orchestral, and absent for most of the game
>Bosses are killed via cutscene, rarely by the player
>Or there are not bosses
>Lots of walking down long hallways while people talk plot exposition
>One of the devs says "visceral combat" at least four times during a preview/interview
>There's a poorly made stealth section tacked onto a non-stealth game
>There's a poorly made vehicle section tacked on
>There's never really an ending. The plot just kind of stops at a point.

Mutts

SEETHING

PEEING

OBSESSED
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Nah

>haes approved characters

>game starts out with you killing a couple of evil white boys

Forced interracial sex
White villains
SJW themes
Pro-BLM message
Women and coloreds are the only capable individuals
Hate versus whites and their civilization

O B E S E D
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there are no children that the game tells you are actually adults.

Pic related is the protagonist in the latest shoot 'em up

>there are no children
Fixed

All the characters are self-centered gun fetishists

Pretty much.

why are whi*e people so sensitive about everything? i mean real talk its pretty fucking funny but pathetic at the same time

Shitty SJW and political pandering.
QTE out the ass.
90% of the game is cutscenes with horrible voice acting.

Guns

How would you feel if you were constantly told you were everything wrong with the world while never actually causing those problems?

>muh freedom
>muh resistance in middle age games
>ugly women
>its ok to be homosexual
>le witty sarcastic lead
>brown hair
>guns solve everything
>makes fun of its own audience
>preachy leftist message
>science is evil dude!

>call a white person a cracker
>they laugh at you

>call a black person a nigger
>they get violent or report you to authorities

Hmmm, white people are the sensitive ones?

MC dies because healthcare is too expensive.

Plot is about redemption or vengeance or some other grand scale "chosen one" bologna instead of something more grounded and human

russia is the enemy
or
2 characters are gay and everyone reacts like its the most normal thing in the world.

>guns
>muh freedom
>russians are bad guys
>arabs are terrorists

hamburger music

you've just described most jrpgs

Someone post that one Manga page

>THIS GUN

the protagonist is an empty husk with not personality

>burger music starts playing

>Medieval
The kingdom is under attack by the evil kingdom

>Modern
America is under attack by the evil russians

>Future
Earth is under attack by the evil aliens


I really want to know why americans want to be attacked so much

ive got the "how to make american games" manual right here

Literall mountains of cash wasted on defense programs and nothing to use them on.

kek

>open world
>shitty metal or rock soundtrack (or just ambient honks and piano keys that fade in every few minutes)
>crafting
>survival
>political/social pandering
>either a silent protagonist, or one who gives throwaway one-word lines like "woah", "fuck", or "damn"
>boring gameplay
>man-jaw women
>2deep4u "story"
>hardcore

I like living here but holy fuck we make awful fucking games.

americans were a mistake

token blacks

-manjaws on women
-forced diversity not for any good reason but just for diversity's sake, which usually is just codeword for "no whites"
-forcefull political agenda pertaining to hot button issue of the moment
-skin texture looks like they're sweating all the time
-writing staff for the game has rainbow hair
-dialogue wheels
-none of your choices actually matter on said dialogue wheel
-main character is generic scruffy guy with a gun or ugly "strong" female with daddy issues
-game has heavy corporate advertising in the actual game

lgbtqbraaap+ character

>call a white person a cracker
>they laugh about it
>as soon as you leave they start crying uncontrollably
>the first thing they do when they get home is grab a bottle of their Soylent™ and post on Tibetan basket weaving forums about how (offending minority) should be gassed and that white is right, etc. etc.

>call a black person a nigger
>they beat your ass or leave as a typical response to being insulted

I'm fairly sure the audience for most things in Europe is Americanised enough that these apply here as well.

What fantasy land do you live in where this happens?

Made with unity.

MC is Chad-like,with guns everywhere, saying catchy phrases and killing all that breaths in front of her eyes

Gruff military man protagonist.

Its shit.

body positive strongfat characters

>character moves faster than rockets he shoots out of his rocket launcher
>he can carry more than 10 guns on his back
>he doesn't need to reload
>humps walls to find secrets

>shoot someone in the head
>break the arm of another guy
>entire crowd explode into a shower of guts
>"H*CK YEAH!"

FPS

combat always ALWAYS involve guns. Either that or the game florifies violence in every way.

Never search for burger music on youtube guys.

there are gun shops and people get shot for no reason

Would bang desu

PINK HAIR UNDERCUT HIPSTER MUSTACHE TRANS MAN

SEETHING

>attack enemy
>no hitstun animation

56 metascore

Sup Forums is shitting on the character design

El ogro...

The Solid Series is the most American shit I've ever played