Congratulations, you're officially retarded

Congratulations, you're officially retarded.

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Literally who?

Wait, can I get monetary benefits?
I'm not really a virgin but I haven't been laid in years

do i get paid?

These are the same people who said playing video games is a mental illness?

Heh

I can find plenty though, not like they can stop me with their naturally frail physiology.

Woo! Gimme that check!

That only counts for women.

>being disabled means you're retarded

Video games

which video game are you referring to?

I want my free parking.

Great! Now GIBS ME DATS

>they will use this "mental illness" as an excuse to disarm the beta uprising
I see through their jewish tricks

Finally.
Now I don't have to worry about finding a good parking spot at the super market.

Fuck you.

Schoolgirls don't count.

Can I get disability payments for it?

Pitty this isn't real the free gibs and parking space would be nice

This.
If a woman can't find a partner that lives up to her standards, the patriarchy is obviously to blame and men must pay reparations.
If a man can't do it, he probably a misogynistic fedora tipping incel, so who cares.

Does it count as failure if I avoid women and relationships? Do I have to find a partner?

What's the official treatment? Voucher for Hookers?

>get free parking and disability pay because I'm a permavirgin

I'm ok with this.

kek

No, it unironically only counts for women. Because men will stick their dicks in any hole they can find, you have to actually have something mentally wrong to not be able to find a man

>tfw 30 years old
>have never been in a romantic relationship or even gotten close
It just feels so foreign to me at this point

Haha, yeah, okay.
Nice b8 there.

>Late 20s
>Every single women already as a child or two

why do you avoid them? dont tell me its because you read some horror stories on mra subreddit

Retarded use to be given to people with mental disabilities in general so his use of the word is fine, just not in a modern context.

I was a hugless virgin up until 26 user. Then I met a girl online and we engaged now. Don't give up

>fell for the love meme
>can no longer enjoy a woman's company

>people actually want this
Failure to find a mate means you are somehow biologically inferior. These people shouldn't be given welfare and kept afloat by the government, they should be left to sink.

same here fellow wizard

It's rough out there, kid.

>playing video games is a mental illness
>being a virgin is a mental illness

Why is the WHO gunning for us so hard all of a sudden?

Do I get autismbux for being a virgin then?
Because that's how disabilities usually work.

>tfw still think about girlfriends as someone you kiss in the lips, hold hands with and go out with for walks
>tfw I got called a faggot for it because after your 20's sex is all that matters

Because I grew up in a family of 95% women and girls. I don't like a lot of the qualities of women.

Where are you from? Here in Germany it's not like this.

>every teen girl already has a child or two
Fuck my shithole of a country
Also not videogames

I know this feeling all to well. I don't want a gf to have sex, I just want to stay home and cuddle while watching anime and playing vidya.
If I want sex I have my hand.

That's because all the women in Germany are getting raped by immigrants

Not a disability unless i get virginbux tugboat every month.

But what if I'm gay and I found a partner? Am I still mentally ill?

I'm so glad I'm not you

Thank fuck for the massive drop in libido in the late 20s

Wizard as well, my last relationship was when I was 16. After I kissed her on the cheekand she panicked I've not bothered with one again.

Yes

>hold hands
Sick pervert

good, where are my autismbucks now?

outliers to any group always exist user

((((((((((((((((((((they))))))))))))))))))))))

damn i love plaid

video games?

L I N K
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>being homosexual is fine as long as you can find someone that cums in your ass
I want to get off the Crazy Mr.Jew's wild ride

>But what if I'm gay [...]? Am I still mentally ill?
duh

>tfw no qt bf or gf

I'm only 21 but I can see this going on for a long time.

Bideoooo gaems

stop watching anime and you swim in pussy

>tfw autism buck for gaming autism
>now I get autism buck for not getting a gf and having kids

feels good when does posting here classified as disabled?

GET MARRIED
REPRODUCE
BUY INSURANCE
DON'T DO DRUGS
DON'T COMMIT CRIME
BUY
BUY
BUY

Dammit!

>Massive drop in libido
>late 20s
It's literally the opposite for me, when I was a teenager I had no fucking libido to speak of so much that I didn't even think about relationships or sex until I was like 18 but ever since then my libido has actually been increasing. I'm 25 now and I get fucking horny all the damn time, it's absolutely ridiculous how many spontaneous erections I get in a day.

I already have someone cumming in my ass now and then

>want to be a normie just to get pussies

There's nothing erong with any of that unless you're a poorfag, which means you aren't even human.

If it's real I want to see their reasoning. I also want to know if I can get NEETbux for it

This, I'm 29 and just the slightest hint of a thigh or hip still gets me going almost instantly.

>
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>Repeat after me, I am free.

Blah blah blah.

you can't deny the fact that anime and video games made you a total loser. If you want to fuck really bad you need to be a normie or at least pretend to be normal.

I'm in the same hole, too, pal
But, I'm 28, though

You need to find better people to talk to
Unless you mean here in which case you'll be called faggot no matter what

Good sheep. Now go baw and tell me how green your grass is.

hand me my disability check I'm going in dry

...

Don't worry. I'm 32 and never even held hands. Eventually you just stop caring.

>I also want to know if I can get NEETbux for it

I wonder if it would count if I've never actually tried getting a girlfriend before.

If I take that trip off would you die?

So about those video games

That’s fucking gay faggot.

All of those are good things and will make you a productive member of society. What are you 16?

why not just stay with anime and video games and look for someone who has the same tastes that you have?

t. Poorfag scum

>GET MARRIED
>REPRODUCE
>DON'T DO DRUGS
>DON'T COMMIT CRIME

Explain to me in detail how that is a bad thing.

Life is fucking weird man.

>get a good job
>make enough money to where I can live on my own
>live on my own
>no girlfriend or any hint at one
>brother has a worse job, makes less money, has to live at home
>he has a fiance and a kid

Oh well.

Haha

But I have to be trying to find a sexual partner for it to be a failure.

Because only fatties and trannies like anime.

I know, I know

you will have to lower your standards then

...

express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/Sexual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF
Basically with this the homosexual couples have the same priority as heterosexual ones in regards of IVF.

>Don't do drugs
>don't commit crime

Literally how are either of these two bad. Everyone doesn't live in a ghetto jamal.

Since im single can I get autismbux then?

post yfw you don't waste time on women

That's just a list of things black people need to do to become human