ITT: times you got monkey paw'd

ITT: times you got monkey paw'd
I start
>I want PS4 to have games!
>granted, but for the first 3 years they are only ports of PS3 games you already have. And Knack.

>I want Red dead redemption 2!
>granted, but it is filled with microtransactions.

>I want a portable Paper Mario game!
>granted, but it will be the worst paper mario game ever made

>I want SotC remake!
>granted, but it loses some of the atmosphere from the original

>I want Castlevania on 3DS!
>granted, but it is Lord of Shadows

>I want a board to discuss vidya!
>granted, but what are some games where you can use a monkey paw?

>I want to make a monkey paw thread
>granted, but you'll get 0 replies

>I want a new Smash Bros for Switch
>will probably be an enhanced port of Wii U smash

>I want a new Paper Mario
>Will probably get even more shit than Color Splash and will be an inferior sequel again

>Remastered & HD versions of old games I like
>Will be $60 and little to no new features to even warrant the price

>Want Virtual Console
>Having to pay AGAIN for the same games i’ve been buying since the Wii

>Want Online Service
>Will be delayed to hell as Nintendo tries to figure out how to do it even half assed that will nowhere near be as other consoles

>I want a new Fallout
>Bethesda keeps making more cinematic stories instead of an actual RPG

>I like the idea of the Xbox One X
>The lack of games can’t justify the price

>4k gaming is the future
>Yet the 2 consoles that have it have significant bugs and frame drops to the point it’s not even worth it

>Would buy PS4
>Only games I want are Bloodborne Horizon and Crash Bandicoot the rest are PS3 ports

>Love the Switch
>Battery life is shit, inferior 3rd party games & too many ports to serve as a place holder until actual new games come out

>I want a new Smash Bros for Switch
>will probably be an enhanced port of Wii U smash
I hope not
>I want a new Paper Mario
>Will probably get even more shit than Color Splash and will be an inferior sequel again
This sadly will be true
>Remastered & HD versions of old games I like
>Will be $60 and little to no new features to even warrant the price
Fuck this makes me MAD every single time
>Want Virtual Console
>Having to pay AGAIN for the same games i’ve been buying since the Wii
This too. I hope that this time they get it right, since your account is now unified between 3ds, wiiu and switch, they should give you access to games you got on 3ds/wiiu.
No way I'm buying them again.
>Want Online Service
>Will be delayed to hell as Nintendo tries to figure out how to do it even half assed that will nowhere near be as other consoles
But there is already online, and it is free. The only thing that will change is that you will pay 20 buck a year to do what you do now and get some shitty 30 year old games.
>I want a new Fallout
>Bethesda keeps making more cinematic stories instead of an actual RPG
Fuck todd.
>I like the idea of the Xbox One X
>The lack of games can’t justify the price
Well, I expected it to turn out this way.
>4k gaming is the future
>Yet the 2 consoles that have it have significant bugs and frame drops to the point it’s not even worth it
Same as above
>Would buy PS4
>Only games I want are Bloodborne Horizon and Crash Bandicoot the rest are PS3 ports
I know that feel, I was excited for ps4 but in the end having a PS3 killed it.
>Love the Switch
>Battery life is shit, inferior 3rd party games & too many ports to serve as a place holder until actual new games come out
With the switch on the other hand I was happy because I did not buy a WiiU.

>I hope the next Fallout game has more content after you beat the game!
>Granted, but it's in the form of a multitude of DLC, and the season pass will cost more than the base game

>I want Firebrand and Sigma in mvc3
>Firebrand is released but in UMVC3, is not-great tier and not the demons crest Firebrand

>I want Geno in smash brawl
>Geno is released in smash 4 but as a costume for the miis

>I want Firebrand and Sigma for mvc infinite
>Firebrand has the tornado move and ultimate version from demons crest. Also Sigma is released as DLC but the game has shit pr that people don't care about it in 4 months.

>I want monster humter HD for ps3
>You got it but its on ps4
Worth the wait though.

>I want Phantasy star online episode 1 and 2 HD for ps3
>Get phantasy star online 2 but only japanese release.

>Beyond Good and Evil 2 is a thing
>It's a prequel, and will play nothing like the first one

>I want dark souls sequel
>Done

>I want Geno in smash brawl
>Geno is released in smash 4 but as a costume for the miis

I'M STILL MAD

>finish a Fallout binge in 2004
>I wish Fallout came back

>i want to be a mod on Sup Forums/v/
>BUT YOU DO IT FOR FREE

>give me golden sun3
>get dark dawn
fuck

>I want Metroid Prime 4

Im scared guys.

We still don't know, but please don't be THAT guy.
You know that otherwise you'll be ridiculed here for the years to come?

Nintendo's 2015 E3 event was a complete monkey paw to a fair amount of people.
>I want a new Star Fox
Here's Star Fox Zero
>I want to see the new Legend of Zelda game for Wii U
Here's Triforce Heroes instead.
>I want a new Metroid
Here's Federation Force.
>I want a new Animal Crossing
Here's Amiibo Festival.
>I don't want anything else
Here's Mario Tennis Ultra Smash with everything taken out.

that was horrible.

>I want a Zelda game with a huge open world
Fuck

>i want a new total annihilation
boy did i fuck up

I don't think you know the point of the thread.

You did good, trust me.
And I dislike open world games, so that's saying something.

No wonder Iwata died the following month, felt like nothing good came out of that event.

>I just wanna have conversations with that cute girl and tell her how I feel about her
>granted, but she's your coworker and already has a boyfriend

I feel bad for that, since he believed a lot in nintendo and their ability to please the fans.
2015 was the WORST E3 they ever made.
What's even worse, if he was still alive he could have enjoyed the Switch success, with everyone praising him AGAIN after things like DS, 3DS and Wii.
WiiU was a wrong step, and it is sad he died during the worst console lifespan.
I mean, it's like you did a lot of songs in your life and your last album sucked and people say you lost your touch and all, and then you die while your new album is nearly finished.
It gets published after your death and everyone is buying it. But you can't enjoy the praise you deserve.

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