Xenoverse 2 thread

>Be me
>I created a character based in one of my OCs who is a parody of classic villains (Doctor Doom, Sauron, etc.)
>A npc says that i should talk with the great saiyamans.
>In my mind, Karen (the OC) says to me "Don't you dare to make me talk to these patetics clowns, user. You underestimate my power."
>I ignored her and approached to great saiyaman.
>Game crashes before i could talk to him.
>Karen: "I told you."

I am scared, user. I'm dealing with forces that i cannot control...

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I do the same thing with video game characters user, don't be afraid.
Some times if you do what the voices say, it makes things easier, some times it's better not to fight them even when you know they are wrong.
It's like i can feel them glaring at me while typing this.

Oh, thanks for the advice. Have a good day, user.

Why didn't she complain when you put her in that top with those pants?

What forces, the Autism Corps?

>buuslut
andate a la verga

What's the matter user, did you get buulied by one?

A npc called Amy gave her a set and Karen liked it.

She dressed every equipment except the pants because they are too... provocative.


She opted for pants because she wanted to cover herself, she is evil but she has dignity.

Is she also color blind?

Karen approved your pun.

You have one more week of life after she controls the universe.

Good job.

>Buu race
>Any power there to remotely underestimate

*SSBs your path*

No, she don't have more pants for the moment...

>Jobber form
>Dangerous in any way

Enjoy having no ki and losing it after a couple minutes.

She desperately needs new pants, then. Go buy some, villains need style.

youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

>Enjoy having no Ki
>Implying I'm not using Divinity Unleashed with the form

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Buying this tomorrow, how comfy is it on Switch for PvE & PvP?

>Karen

She is in namek saga, what set do you recommend, user?

Answer fast, please. I can feel how is she looking me bad...

>Using charge moves

Are you a kindergartner?

Buy any of the cheap colorable pants from the store and color them to match amy's suit. Amy's suit has ugly colors, but it's better than having mismatched tops and bottoms like that.

I'm PC, i don't know how to answer that.

Is the PC version still dead?

I don't know how Amy won that fashion contest, she maybe killed all the other
contestants for getting the 1st place.

She maybe recognized Karen's pure evil and thats why she gave her the set.

Not like it's hard to get.

rape4rette tbqh

One more thing, user. Karen is trying to learn attacks of evil characters, what abilities i should use with her?

Dumb loliposter

How is everyone enjoying blue?

Fake death, it's the most evil attack in the game.

It's meh.
It's also strange that there's no Super Saiyan God transformation

You're goddamn right.

OP, do you know what Karen does when you're not logged into the game? Because I've met her, and boy could I tell you some stories...

Did she steal forty capsules?

While Beerus wasn't looking Karen stole 40 pudding cups.

well, I sure as hell won't miss people using firestorm

That's terrible.

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WHERE ARE YOU MY PRIDE TROOPERS

Hows the new dlc pack?

>tfw the intrusive thoughts are getting louder

Fu is a hipster

Can't we have a Xenoverse 2 thread without some disgusting role play from /vg/?

I'm going to fuck your OC.

Karen: Oh, hai Peeka.

>Playing FF1 on the NES
>Imagine the four characters in my party bantering with each other

The opening cutscene can be potentially hilarious depending on your mentor.

What kind of game do you think you're discussing there, sport?

Oh hey guy's whats going on in this threa-

yes
I once created a lobby for Extreme malice! and nobody joined
the only reason I fail it is because the AI doesn't block the swirly evade that deals shit loads of damage

You can see her but you can't touch her

Trust me, stay away for your safety.

>boob window
Slut.

YOU AM MOD TOO FAR

She isn't a slut!

Do you want fries with that dick in your mouth?

Why? Does she have a large appetite?

She certainly dresses like one.

She likes to torture people by covering them with spider eggs and causing them to devour their skin when they are born

Don't fuck with her unless you are enough evil and you like her

Only if it's a girl's dick.

If you arent a frost demon u gay

>spider eggs
I'm fine, thanks.

Underrated post.

Sounds kinda hot desu

This game have some slavs, i love it.

REMOVE THOSE PANTS

I CAN'T NOW, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.

DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

You call me a slut but look at this dumb bubble bitch, I should punch her face clean off.

I can't play right now.

I live in 2 places, both have PC but only one can run the game and i'm with the other one.

I'm good speaking english but i don't have so much experience talking in these posts

Karen: Fight me, i killed a super saiyan 4 bitch yesterday. She lost because she thought that i'm weak, i'm not gonna make the same mistake with you.

Of all the names you could give your schizophrenic voices you chose the middle aged woman with a pixie cut demanding to see the manager? Karen is one of the least sexy names.

You are weak.

I don't want sexy characters, i prefer the well written ones.

Karen: Let's prove it.

Where and when?

Which race has the best sidequests?

saiyans have the vegeta stuff, which is fairly by the numbers
namek's have the guru grind
majins have the buu kids
humans have the hercule stuff, which i havent played but seems like by far the worst
So it seems like Frieza's Spaceship is by far the most interesting right? You can side with zarbon/dodoria/frieza/cooler, every time you come back there's new dialogue, and even the grunts have some personality.

Take this faggot ERP back to fucking reddit.
Where the fuck are the mods? Fapping to some porn thread I bet instead of doing their fucking job.

Jobs require compensation. We all know what they do it for.

Woah calm down, user.

Karen: Right now. 4 stocks, no Items, Ganon only, Final Destination.

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