Mom enemies

>mom enemies
>"SUPPER'S READY, DEAR"

>mom enemies
>come get your milkies

>dad enemies
>PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>son enemies
Dad, I want to grow up to be a soyboy

>boss enemies
>user I need you to do a double shift next saturday

>fire boss
>YOU CANT FIRE ME, IM THE BOSS!

>the board boss
>your fired

>Accountant boss
>"Your minutes are counted!"

>ice boss
>"YOURE GOING TO PRISON FOR KILLING YOUR BOSS!"

>union boss
>imma punch your time clock

>union boss
>"Free slaves!"

holy shit
these people actually give me anxiety
that guy with the disgust in his face.. jesus christ

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>supper
It's called dinner

>generous Confederate boss
>"Free slaves!"

>finally kill that difficult boss that you've had so much hard time dealing with
>get sent to prison

>Boss enemy
>Come get your milkies

>dinner
It's called mid-eve snackers

>mom boss
>"I should've aborted you"

>mom and dad boss
>"When are you going to get a girlfriend user?"

I hear this every week, stop reminding me

>little sister boss
>"wow you're still a virgin?"

>mid-eve snackers
It's called hungy food time give me tendi giv mi tendi mommy

>little sister boss
>sits on your lap

>Tfw parents actually relieved I rather stay single and not have children I can't support
I'd be making the same mistake my two older brothers did

>living the neet life supported by parents who love you too much to kick you out even at 26
On the one hand, I'm essentially a leech on the necks of society and the people who I'm supposed to love, constantly draining them of all they've worked for. On the other, I'm pretty sure the leech is the winner in that scenario.

>mommy boss
>lets you cuddle with her in bed when your gf breaks up with you

>Mother basically says she expects me to bone chicks constantly but would be mad if I got a gf before I'm 25-30 since my brain hasn't finished major development before then.

COMING MOM

*continues to play video games*

DEAR IT'S READY

*I'll be up in 5 minutes*

>mom comes down stairs
>sees you playing nintendo switch

*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

You're on your own there. I rather work and renovate the family house to eventually sell it, and also have my own place later on.

NEET isn't for everyone.

>Meet a new honey
>sweet talking her on the mic
>mom starts bitching about cleaning your room and you're not able to mute the mic in time

>still living with your mom
You are all joking, right?

I bet this sounded a lot funnier in your head

I'm 24 and I have a full time job and I still live with my parents yeah. Every paycheck I make goes straight into the bank with which I can spend however I please instead of spending 800 a month on rent just to do what I essentially do now in a different building.

lmao'ing at ur life you fucking leech
how can you live with yourself