Me mid cyka

me mid cyka

outdated, pudge doesn't want mid anymore because he gets his shit pushed in by every hero in the game

league of legends or should i say fags is the worst game there is. only degenerates play ASSFAGGOTS literal low iq fucking nobs

>this horrendous bait

>bait

blyat

SUKA BLYAT. ME MID OR FEED. FUK UR MOTHER CYKA.

Лoл вoт y бypгepa пpигopeлa зaдницa))))
Tы зacлyживaeшь вce cвoи мyки, caм винoвaт, чтo игpaeшь в eбaныe accфaггoты, гoвнoeд

>implying i can quit dota

It's not hard once you do it.

>tfw quit dota after 3000 hours not counting wc3 dota
Feels fucking great. No more russian, no more sensitive faggot intentional feeding, no more tilting, NO MORE FUCKING RUSSION, no more rank grinding, no more names calling, no more cosmetic shit. Did I mention no more russian.

FEELS FUCKING GREAT DESU

t. riot shill

Right? After I got through the withdrawal phase I couldn't even figure out why I ever played the game.

>getting ivans

i wish, ivan and his friends talking in axaxax and broken english was fun

juanito and his crew speaking in el puta mrd is suffering

>russians being russians...
Why russia so shit? Is because putin put huge pee pee in russia's ass?

>Implying League of Legends is any better

I'd rather be queued with Russians every day of my fucking life than get perma banned for calling someone a retard without feeding.

*wins you the game*

>euros complaining about russians

you literally have no idea what you're complaining about. russians at least generally want to win

peruvians will do shit like run in and feed and then say in spanish "man runs into the fight not woman like you". They are literally sub 90 iq humans who value male bravado over any kind of strategy or skill

True. Russians can at least be good at bantz. SAs are literal subhuman cancer.

Fuck off nigger i quit dota but i'm still a /dotard/ at heart and will never play lol

I know that feel

Undying is so fucking fun to play. I wonder why I don't play him mor-
>game goes past 30 minutes

then the spic is right
being a "feeder" is just a poor excuse for a coward
have some honor please

oonly pick him when you have an illusion pusher such as am, ck, pl

He's also autowin against tri-lane.

doesnt matter if you win your lane with undying. hence, pick him with heroes that close out the game and contribute to soul rip

only against braindead enemies who sit next to each other and let you decay them all.

YO INVOKER MID
PUTA DE MIERDA
VIVA PERU

My favorite thing about peruvian is they call people "rats"

when you stop to think about this, you realize "rat" is an insult to peruvians because rats are a scourge to them-- a part of their lives. They have to worry. About fucking rats. As part of their lives.

It just makes me laugh every time they say rata now. I've seen one rat in my fucking life and I live in the south

Russians are worse than Brazilians and Filipinos by far
>Always shit at games
>Always WASTED, not drunk, but full retard wasted.
>Have no chill
>Have no fun
>Blame others for their fuck ups
>Spam voice or chat being angry at people
>Play on non-Russian servers
They'd be worse than Chinese but chinks are all the above plus cheating cunts.

I've seen several rats, but only two live ones. Caught like, eight of those fuckers in only a few hours with the exact same electric shock trap baited with peanut butter.

Nah man, no way at all. Russians at least have the CHANCE of being competent. It's rare, I'll grant you, but I've seen it. I have never once in my decades of playing dota EVER seen a good brazilian player.

those were most likely mice

They were almost a foot long.

ooh, then they were miiiiiiiiiiiiice

Ive been playing pudge for awhile now yet i still suck ass at hooks.

I can snag some nice ass prediction shots but when im running at a nigga and they somehow predict where the hooks going right when i fucking shoot it it amazes me how the fuck other pudges do it

>running straight at someone to hook them
There's your problem.