Create buff handsome character

>create buff handsome character
>gf walks by
>HAHA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU LOL I WISH

Dump her
for real, a gf is supposed to be supportive and shit, you can do better

Then I'll be a loser without a gf.

HAHAHAHA

>gf
yeah, you wish

That's when you tell her that it's supposed to be her.

>Make the exact same shitty thread constantly
>haha user you really think these are your friends
Fuck off loser

yeah my gf said to me "lol do you like to stare at a guys butt while you play haha why dont you stare at my ass isntead haha then we fucked it was nice lol btw what game OP?

>It's a repost of a shitpost thread

Get cancer

>tfw no gf

I find it more pathetic to be able to recognize a shitty copypaste

my girf said to me "why didn't you save me? why did you leave me in the fire? i'm so cold now..." then she vanished

Welcome home

>Facial hair doesn't fill in enough so I always keep clean shaven
>Secretly want a douchebro goatee
>Always make my vidya characters with a goatee
>Making monster hunter character with a goatee
>gf walks by
>"Why the stupid facial hair?"
>"Hahaha I always try to make them look as dumb as possible."

Haha LOL
it's funny because it never happened
epic

Haha us gamer gfs

tfw will never have this feel

Well in that case you make her a god damn toastie in advance. Abviously she's asking for your to control her eating habits so you do that, you give her a toastie and you tell her that's what she eats now and if she doesn't want it then leace it on the table for when she does. Your woman will be happier trust me.

>falling for the women meme

>criticizing a user on this site on this board
You're not exempt, faggot

Just say
>You think I'd settle for fucking you if I looked like him?

You might scuttle that entire relationship, but who cares? She's clearly a cunt anyway.

STOP

ITS BAIT! YOU'RE ALL REPLYING TO BAIT!

STOOOOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE SAGE YOUR POSTS AT LEAST!

This unironically. I've started doing this shit, and she really likes it.

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>create buff handsome character
>bf walks by
>HAHA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU LOL I WISH

Get a cute bf instead like me.

>you will never fugg Tala while she eats out this slut

damn

Thats why i started criticizing, dumbass

No, post the real you

Please stop posting the sad kitty. It makes me unhappy.

If you can't handle a bit of playful mocking, your girlfriend will be off fucking guys who don't have a stick up their ass. My girlfriend mocks my characters all the time, I do the same to her when she's playing her shitty mobile games. Neither of us are teenagers so we're not fragile enough to let that bother us. Grow up, champ.

>gf is making hot, cute character
>I walk by
>"hey, that looks like you!"
>proceed to have sex

Better than a cuck.

more like
>gf is making hot, cute character
>I walk by
>HAHA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU LOL I WISH

What do you mean?

I don't like how many non virgins are on this board now
I come here cause I don't fit in anywhere else and now I'm feeling left out here
why do normalfags ruin everything

My mom does the same

You can't tell me you look exactly like Astolfo

Yeah bro you let your gf peg you to show how alpha you are? Gotta let her know you're not a fag and comfortable taking a 14 inch dildo up the ass am I right?

>create a big black jamal
>gf walks in
>is that supposed to be you? HAHAHAHAAHAHA
>culturally enriches gf

In a nightmare I am falling from the ceiling into bed beside her.

Can you create handsome characters with Switch graphics!?

how do I get a gf
I've never held a girl's hand

>Had a cute tomboy like me in highschool
>Cuddled in bed one night at uncle's (she lived next door)
>Moved house and never saw her again
>Spent other days sitting next to various girls during lunch breaks of high school after moving
>Almost got my face eaten off by another girl I emotionally supported one night
I dunno, maybe one day I might have a more intimate relationship with a girl, but this long-time I've spent alone is difficult to change.

>Almost got my face eaten off by another girl
what does that mean?

She went to kiss me but she used more than her lips.

Go to a divorced women's support group
Them chicks is crazy thirsty

>clinging onto someone who doesn't want you
That makes you a bigger loser

>create a buff female character
>nobody walks by
>HAHA IS THIS SUPPOSED TO FILL THAT VOID LOL I WISH

>Create sketchy-looking asshole weirdo in every game
>See look of disgust on gf's face every time I look at him or open my inventory

>tfw no gf to call you loli wish

>That time of the month again?
>Implying you are beautiful enough to get a man like that?
>He isn't a bitch. That''s enough for me.
>Get your stuff and go out of my place. NOW!

If conscience allows, just beat her.
The best choice would be to dump her.

The world's spergiest man. Good thing you'll never have a girl around long enough to try out any of those lines.

You are left out because most can at least get one girl to like them in their lifetimes.

>being this insecure

As if anyone would ever be with you if you are so fucking rigid. You talk so uptight I'm convinced you need roofies to masturbate.

>the deluded incel

How?
Serious question. I have been a virgin for 30 years and it feels so lonely

>create buff handsome character
>Dad walks by
>HAHA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU, I WISH
Me too Dad, me too...

And why exactly would a women's group let a virgin man in?

It turns out you are a loser with a gf too so it makes no difference.

;^)

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>gf

Fuck me I don't know, be charming and good looking? I never had trouble with getting laid or any social interaction for that matter, so I'm not really the one that can give you advice here bud.

>create a stylish female semi-loli character
>friend (girl) walks in
>you know, maybe you should try same gender you never know
>autisticaly screech “beGONE THOTtises” while shaking head
>’you need a nanny’
I regret nothing.

>tfw no bully gf who will either cuck me or leave me for chad

That doesn't even make sense, shitter

>a gf is supposed to suck your cock

Yo this is honestly a great prank, I pull this on my gf at least once a month, we'll be laying in bed together all cutesy, kissing each other and booping each others' noses, then I'll go for a kiss and at the last second I'll bite as much of her face as I can.

Leaves me in tears every time, the slap she gives me is always worth it.

How is that different from shit talking with your friends? A GF is your friend who you can also fuck.

>create large powerful empire
>liege walks by
>HAHA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS LOL I WISH

You should properly communicate to her that made you feel bad when she said that, and if she doesn't take it seriously, do She'll learn a lesson and you'll be happier

Now you’ve done it...

>being completely miserable together is better than being alone
You sound like my dad.

The fuck is toasties?

Ok

>is that supposed to be you
yea because i go around killing people with a shotgun and throwing magic spells i'm playing self insert!

SHUT UP MARY ! IT WOULD BE ME IF YOU WEREN'T HERE PULLING MY ASS DOWN WITH YOUR INCESSANT FUCKERY YOU FUCKING WHALE BITCH !

She's right goatee falls in the creepo category.

>light banter over a video game avatar
>doesn't want you

user you have issues.

I think there's a thing like that with Bluto and Olive Oil in Popeye once.

> gf is herself a hot mess of unattractive features
> gf still shits on you for not being in tip top shape
> if you try to give her a taste of her own medicine she flips out

Leave her and explain why. She is that way because no one has ever explained her behavior to her.

normals should be banned from the internet

Kys if you think that way.

You can also not leave her and explain why, just saiyan.

It means nothing without consequences. If you explain why she's a bad person but stay with her anyway you validate her behavior and tell her it's acceptable.

She also just doesn't sound like an enjoyable person to be around so you should leave her regardless, but make it a learning experience for her too.

You got these from that /bant/ thread didn't you?

nope
I gathered those two from many time ago