Start playing a game at 7:15 am

>start playing a game at 7:15 am
>check the time
>its 8:45 and church starts at 9
jesus christ I didn't even take a 15 minute break

>in church
>donation basket gets passed around
>put in $5
>Jesus thanks me for the sub

haha you're a faggot

>atheist
>don’t have to waste any of my time participating in cult rituals
feelsgoodman

That would be pretty dope if you could spam Jesus with racial slurs and kappas

I remember when I was 14.

*tips fedora*

What games do you play before church, Sup Forums?

ebin bro xD you sure told that guy

you mean last month?

>using the lords name in vain
What the fuck user? I don't even believe in sky man and I know that's shitty.

this
faggots love their imaginary sky dictator though

SMT IV

You're still mocking people without need so you're not following the golden rule so you're still pretty shit.

Golden rule doesn't account for people with rape fantasies.

Please dont be mean to me man its a christian message board

EU4

>Not praying at home
>Going to church on a Wednesday

this
how the fuck is religion still around?

there are many dumb people in the world who don't want to let go of it

there are a few right here in this thread

Religion will always be around, it's one of the main social and cultural foundations. In some cases economic too, though much less so than millenia ago. You don't have to be religious to accept this.

>Not going to church everyday to rack up all the jesus points

The divinity of God keeps us safe from our inner sins. As we move further from his light the beasts will appear and lead us astray.

Protip: science is a religion

>grew up in a small rural town with 10 churches in Washington state
>family likes to go to the Lutheran church every once in a while
>go with them anyways dispite being irreligious because the community and people are nice

people are comforted by pretending all their problems are the result of an other worldly being controlling their life and not their own conscious fuck ups

That's not what religion is really about... We still have to do our own shit down here. God won't take sides all of the time and wants things to flow. He may comfort and is nice believing it, but it's not like you pray and win the lottery. If any religious person believes this, they are objectively wrong.

Stop continuing these sand nigger memes

fucking sand people memes won't die

and believing some demon fag is responsible for evil when it's just humans

I know that feeling but having to play games under time pressure also makes them weirdly more fun for me.

>Believe in God
>Don't bother with Church because that would be fucking retarded
That's the patrician choice and it's the only correct onw

>vikings exist
>viking leaders want their warriors to fuck shit up real good
>make up stories that as long as you go hard and die fighting, you'll party forever, but if you die peacefully, you'll be tortured forever

Then you even notice how almost all christian teachings happen to coincide with things that your lord/king/government would want you to do, aspiring to "be like sheep", working hard as a peasant but not seeking to rise above your station, taking whatever abuse your superiors hand to you and "turning the other cheek", and the reason you're given for behaving this way is that you'll be rewarded after you die?

Spoiler, nothing happens after you die, you just stop existing.

>he doesn't practice asceticism

What God though? Do you believe in Christianity? Deism?

I have already made my choice and I'm an atheist, but that's simply because I am unable to believe in some kind of a deity. But if you are a Christian, then you can still be a good Christian while not attending church. It's even in the fucking Bible