MY HANDS ARE TOO FUCKING COLD TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAHHHH

MY HANDS ARE TOO FUCKING COLD TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAHHHH

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Here, grab my cock. You can warm them up with this

>tfw snowing outside

*grabs your cock*

MY SKIN IS COLD

Start a fire with a toaster under your bed.

>grab my joystick
ftfy

>he doesnt control the heating in his own home

Lol just make a fire bro xD

My house is more than 400 years old i'm not allowed to install central heating

>he doesn't have oil or electric heaters

fucking ghosts get off my board

>-25 this morning
At least it isn't fucking snowing.

turned my heating up to 18 just for you senpai

britfag?

stick your hands in your armpits

Dutchfag

You dutchfags are alright

>he can't handle a little bit of cold without turning the heating to the max

Gaming at negative Celsius feels great man.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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do you not have batteries nigga shit?

and you fucking yuropoors always make fun of us amerifats. you dumbasses can't even into heating systems.

Yeah but you don't even need one because you all have internal fat heat systems

there's no need because our houses aren't made of paper

>you cant into heating systems because the local council wouldn't allow someone to modify a building older than the USA by 100 years

if you could afford an education you'd know fat doesn't retain heat that well, it's blubber that does that.

Sounds like you could probably use one

you have window's, right? and doors?

and?

and the cold air comes in through them and the cracks? wow, so much for that free education

>legs cold
>put on woolen socks
Good bless eastern europe

you must have some shitty windows and doors lmao

>not just hanging an extra rug on the wall

are american houses that shoddily made

>18 degrees
i thought you wanted to warm up user

they're made of paper and toothpicks but at least we have central air.

the barbarians still use celsius

>higher than 18
I don't have a vagina

>-25C outside
>sitting here in my underwear
feels kinda hot, might turn on my fan

>not having egg boxes all over the wall for supreme sound isolation

>the barbarians still use celsius
Fahrenheit was proposed earlier.

I was standing at the bus stop in the morning and my toes felt like they were gonna fall off.

>-31
>forgot to plug in car heater last night

>tfw -25 degrees outside

>standing still in the cold
rookie mistake

>Fahrenheit was proposed earlier.
Might as well use units from the stone age for everything, jesus what an argument

>tfw eczema on both my hands and it always cracks and bleeds

I've literally been playing games 17 hours a day and doing nothing productive

>using fahrenheit
>using any form of am***can measurement

-10 today in germanistan

Fuckin hell.

i know you use centimeters instead of inches because the higher number makes you feel like your peepee is big.

i'm too fucking sick to focus on vidya

> -7C outside yesterday
> cant feel the cold because drunk
> decide to run in underwear across the block with friends
And now i'm sick enough to not go to work but not enough to not play vidya

Hand lotion, nigger. I have that shit on my right hand and if I don't lube up several times a day any minor scratch will make me bleed.

Ouch. Did it start at all?

oh no -10 I might have to put on a hat

>caring about this shit
As long as you enjoy yourself, it's time well spent.

I use Goldbond all the time. I just wish there was a way to permanently get rid of this shit already.

>government decides whether you freeze to death or not
Jesus Christ, man.

>3°C
Get fucked yurotards

Eventually, half the warning lights were lit up for 20 minutes until it warmed up

You misunderstood
He said that Fahrenheit was proposed earlier so the barbarian units would be Fahrenheit and not Celsius

>Hot mug of coffee
>Heating on full blast
>Watching the snowfall
>mfw all the wagies freezing outside whilst I hit peak comfy as I wait for Vermintide 2

How my fellow britbongs and eurocucks holding up against the beast from the east?

My penis is minuscule regardless of the unit of measurement

>european units
>the distance traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299792458 seconds

>american units
>the lenght of my thumb
>the length of my foot
>the distance of my spit

>canadian polar vortex comes down from canada to rape the US like a month ago
>beast from the east climbs down from siberia to rape europe
Why are the shit places on earth dictating our weather?

In Southeast Georgia it was like fucking 80 last week. Goddamn I love the South.

If your house is old enough it'll get listed as historical and the rules about how you can modify it are strict. My old house was from the early 1700s, we were allowed to install central heating but not change the front door. Eventually we were allowed to change it when it rotted away but we had to track down an identical looking one. Eventually we were allowed to replace the windows with modern windows because the staff had changed and there are no written rules, basically they make it all up.

if our scientists were smart they would've been like, "yeah, we need to switch to the metric system or everything will crash" back during the Y2K scare.

>it's cold as shit
>never any snow, just crazy wind and rain
At least it's been kinda sunny recently

>cold but the sun shines still brightly
Worst feel right here.

There was a kid like that in my class. Another kid thought he was getting into fights or something.

>boiler broke 2 days ago
>got boiler man round to fix it
>has to get a new part
>was supposed to replace it yesterday
>got the wrong part
>have to play videogames to warm up my pc and this my room so i dont freeze
fukin kiddos not even half as cold as me, lord of coldness

American scientists and engineers are already on Metric. It's the average person who isnt.

Tell me again how climate change isn't real, Sup Forums.

>rood
I'm fucking dying.

Nah it's pretty great.

>being proud of living in the South

fake news

Nice blogpost

I fucking hate Winter

>canadians and russians shitpost usig the weather

Global warming isnt real because there's snow outside

Wtf do you think this thread is?

Start mining crypto. It will warm your room for sure.

where u at. i prefer being cold to burning up and swimming in my own sweat

anyone else have their mouse hand get cold as fuck when playing fps

Climate has been changing for 4 billion years man, it happens

linkmarines report in

>he doesn't fill the bathroom sink with warm water and flex his submerged hands
>he doesn't stretch his fingers in the water to loosen up

My dude you've barely scratched the surface of living.

Yeah it fucking sucks, I mean I could deal with the cuts but the dry fucking skin kills me.
Man I fucking hate being in Augusta, fucking retarded people and I have to have my AC on all the time because I hate being hot so much.

No. The games im playing filled with hackers and im shit at it in general.

Nah it's shit. The brightly shining sun is baiting you into thinking it's good outside and then you go out and it's cold as fuck so when you have to stay inside you don't have the comfy grays of a cloudy day.

>Redumblican is elected
>He drills oils and mines coal, polluting our environment
>Coldest winters in the history of mankind happen after

Ya... no relation.... ok.

I hate miners and their glorified heaters. At least he won't be glorifying his.

-4 here, snowy as fuck
going to go shopping to get some alcohol and snacks

>americans don't have double glazing

it usually takes millions of years instead of its current pace of hundreds

It might be because I live in a country that barely has any sunlight but I find cloudy weather depressing. I like seeing the sun.

why is you’re pepe squished lol

winter is the best season