Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?
Who has the better games?

cringe

My dick.

Your dick always loses because it's always stuck with your hand

Dante
Dante
Dmc3 and 4 are better than bayonetta 1 and 2.
Basically DMC3 >DMC4 >Bayonetta 1> bayonetta 2

>implying they'd fight
>implying they wouldn't start fucking like rabbits on sight

my thoughs too

At least that more people in his dicks life than yours.

Are you implying that I don't masturbate?
Where do you think we are?

But it's always getting beat.

Why is Dante always being bullied?

What the fuck is this even meant to mean?

>DMC3>DMC4>DMC>DMC2>DmC>Bayonetta>Bayonetta 2
FTFY
Bayonetta is Kamiya failed attempt to recreate the game he originally made by accident.

All models of the fight show Dante winning.

My order is DMC3 > DMC1 = DMC4 > Bayo 1 > Bayo 2 > DMC2

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Chill. Bayonetta 1 is better than DmC DMC1 and DMC 2.

I much prefer bayonetta's games and truth be told while dante can take a sword to the chest, bayonetta can headbutt an entire fucking building.

The first DMC will always be my personal favorite.

>bayo 1
>Better than dmc1
I hope for your sake that this is some elaborate shitposting because the alternative is the saddest thing ive heard in a while.

Ntaksi malaka ksekola.

It really has aged like milk though.

Speak english you retarded manchild.

Ja diggi schau mal, DMC 1 hasn't aged well. That's the only reason why it's not above bayonetta 1.

nah

What a fucking retarded and completely meaningless way to rank a game. Saying something hasnt aged well is not now, nor will it ever be valid criticism and by merely uttering these words you shown yourself to be a faggot with shit taste. Never show yourself again scum.

My lad stop projecting like that and think about what ''Not having aged well'' means. I am not talking about the graphics btw.

Seething

It means nothing you philistine thats why your garbage opinion is worthless.

Agreeing with these. Bayo is OK, but she's the least entertaining character in her own series, and the stupid application of QTEs hurts the games themselves. I really hope they're gone in Bayo 3. And while I'm dreaming, a new VA for Bayo that isn't 'dime-store Orbitz lady' would help her out a lot.

Quality post user you really showed your genius there with that 100% completely unique and original post, well done chap well done.

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I find Bayonetta a bit too ridicious.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some crazy shit, but it has to be contextualized properly. Bayonetta to me feels like anything can happen, and it also probably will, so I have a hard time getting invested in the game to begin with. This is why Metal Gear Rising is one of my favorite PG games, because they had to ""tone down"" the crazy to fit Metal Gear.

I don't want to play devil's advocate, but there are definitely older games that hold up well in various ways. I think DMC was only improved upon with each entry so it looks dated now because of it and doesn't have many features the older games don't, except for fucking swimming.

Sure, but don't be so dismissive of the game because of that. I think there is a certain appeal to mastering and overcoming a game's "clunky" aspects so to say. I mean, this kinda goes for everything though I guess. Most dated aspects are the camera obviously and gun switching being done via menu honestly. First person swimming takes up maybe a minute of the game's time max. I do not consider the combat to be a flaw however, not just because 3&4 have differing rules for the series combat. The first game is a little more about brutal efficiency over padded style.

Bayo would beat the shit out of Dante. She killed God.
But Dante is immortal. She would eventually give up and both would have rough, loud sex.

I dunno man, running on a missile barrage to close the gap between yourself and the gundam sized mech firing them and then cutting it in half with a katana is pretty bananas.

>But Dante is immortal.

He is you dumb bitch.
He got impaled countless of times, shot in the head by Lady.

Why do you get a Game Over then?

Bayonetta is DMC on steroids, Funny cut scene DMC3 become cringed fest on Bayonetta.

He probably just gives up and goes home. Game overs aren't always necessarily death.

DMC2 is worse than DmC and both bayos. The combat in Nier is even better than DMC2.

Because it is a game. Of course you are going to get a gameover, It isn't canon. Are you going to justify the red orbs floating in the game as part of the world too? Or the infinite bullets in Dante's gun?

I disagree with the whole concept of "dated" at least when it comes to topic of enjoying and ranking games. A game that came out 20 years ago is the same game it is today and should only be judged based on its merits alone, not when compared to newer games. Its not as if newer games coming out has changed the game itself in anyway. Devil May Cry is perfect for what it is: an action game with challenging engaging combat, fun bosses, and a spooky atmosphere while also having cheesy dialogue you cant help but enjoy. Its as if someone had said " Re4 is dated and therefore not as good as Re5 " at which point I would laugh at them and call them retards. That said I enjoyed Re4 and Re5 but i would rank Re4 above Re5.

>implying dante isn't a pure virgin

DMC1 is mediocre.
It braved new grounds, but it's clunky and was held back greatly by its Refurbished Resident Evil 4 roots.
It was handily surpassed within it's own series.
>DMC3=Bayonetta>Bayonetta 2>DMC1>DMC4>DmC>DMC2

>DMC1>DMC4

You can't be serious you bitch. Even with half the game being a repetition of the first half, DMC4 is far better than DMC1.
Nero gameplay is amazing, and Dante is far more versatile than DMC3 Dante.
Actually, overall, DMC4 is the best combat wise with some great bosses and enemies.

It fails because it's half finished. I would recommend it above DMC1 without a second thought.

Yes, but it's not quite "Punch god into the sun." level of bananas either.

This

Bayonetta has nothing in her arsenal that would actually harm Dante.
Donte, on the other hands, would be slaughtered.
Game-wise, it comes out as a tie, since DMC2 drags down that series so badly.

You tried

>bayonetta 1 and 2 above any dmc save for 2 and FUCK YOU

Nostalgia aside - Bayonetta's are better games. Unlike that user i would put both of them even above the best of DMC. Being a fan of both franchises i literally can't imagine any sort of mental gymnastics that would allow me to put any DMC above Bayo.
That's like saying that a Neanderthal is superior to Homo Sapiens.

How about you explain how either of them are better then the entirety of the dmc franchise without making glittering generalizations.

What happened to the free DMC twitch prime offer? Is it already up? I don't see it listed as one of the rewards. Or was I supposed to be subscribed before the 27th?

How about you do the same, fagget. I don't need to defend my taste in gameplay from your special snowflake butthurt. Bayonetta's take the formula of OG DMC and build and expand upon it, making for the best hack and slash experience there is. Meanwhile DMC stagnated in 2005, 4 did nothing new, other than making all the styles available at once due to bigger ram.

Ends in sex, but Dante cries.

Kamiya says Bayonetta would beat the shit out of Dante.