ITT: Autistic things you have done in games

ITT: Autistic things you have done in games

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Sometimes if I know I'm going to approach something important, I'll purposely slow walk into the cutscene so it looks more authentic and makes me feel cool.

I have never streamed nor do I watch streams but I commentate on my own gameplay in a stream-like fashion
When I talk about what I need to do in-game, for some reason I refer to myself as "we"
Whenever I'm presented with a choice in any game I have to see what the immediate effect are for all options before continuing via saving/loading, though I always stick to the original decision I selected.

>Inna skyrim
>Doing Daedric quest where you have to sacrifice a buddy
>Don't want to sacrifice bara mercenary axe man heterosexual life partner
>Go to Whiterun
>Pick up Lydia, have second thoughts
>"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
>No more second thoughts
>Return to sacrificial spot with Lydia and black soulstone
>Soul trap Lydia, sacrifice her for the blessings of the ruinous powers
>Return to enchanting table, use black soulstone with Lydia's soul to make a ring.
>Make the ring give a carry weight bonus
>Call it Lydia's Burden

It's like she's still with me despite it all

Play them

Masturbated and orgasaming to the fantasy of having naked sex with video game’s fictional characters.

blamed the game for all my shortcomings

Quicksave every couple of seconds.

Spewing Pixy's one liners out of nowhere.

I do that with the temple of time since it's so sacred.

This is awesome from a lore standpoint.

>make a character
>name is all in lower case
>don't realize until 75% through the game when someone mentions my name and it's all on lower case unlike the rest of the characters'
>decide to restart the entire game because it bothered me that much

that was 14 hours in

Knock out everyone in a level in a stealth game and move all bodies to one place.

Make speech focused characters who can't fight in Oblivion so I can speak to others

Played them

>playing KOTOR on pc
>literally save my game every time I enter a new area/room
>567 total saves at the end of the game

Off the top of my head that I can remember:

>I used to drain Mega Man's weapons and then pretend he was "broken" so that I would have to get through stages killing as little as possible
>I used to plug in two controllers and kill Mario just so I could play as Luigi
>In Mega Man I used to do "all X" runs, so like for example in MM6 I would get the Jet or Power suit as soon as possible and play the entire game with them
>Was afraid of the Bowser portrait in Mario 64 so I would cover my eyes going into the levels
>Used to replay Dexter's Island on Ape Escape over and over because I thought it was so fucking cool that there was a gigantic dinosaur to explore his guts
>Always made the Final Fantasy characters my irl friends
>Always try to look up skirts if I can

When i played the Westeros mod for mount and blade, bent over backwards to marry one of like two eligible girls in the world who the books specify has targaeryen blood. I was a lord in Essos but i had to put my faction at war with a ton of Westerosi just to break her retatded dad out of prison every month. Marriage doesnt really do shit all in the game so it was all just for my autistic headcanon that my character, a shitborn bandit from the stormlands who made a name for himself in Braavos could alpha his way into a targaeryen dynasty.

>play sc2 and hots expansion
>get desperately involved in the pro scene
>hardly ladder, addicted to the various badass custom games
>always hear mt every move and act as if if conmentator's artosis and tasteless are in my every match and hear them in my head


Its true.

My friend is obsessed with progression so in any zelda game we’ve played together i made it a point when it was my turn to cut all the grass and break all barrels before continuing the story

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In Nutty Acres the first world Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts I would gather everything in the level possible and pile it in the volcano.

my cousin and i replayed the late for school mission in The Incredibles game literally hundreds of times.

I don't use the best weapons and equipment in RPGs if they clash with what suits my character's personal lore.

>magazine has 19/20 rounds left
>reload because you never know

Never use any of my good gear and by the time I'm ready to use it i finish the game

I tilt the camera to the side of my of my camera as i'm running across an open field or whatever.
Makes it feel more cinematic.

I hate when I do the opposite
>character name is in all caps
>all npcs now yell your name out making it look so out of place

You done good, user.

Then use the environmental hazard to kill them all at once?

In games like wasteland 2 and xcom 2 i make myself and my buddies. I see how far we can get throughout the game and see what parts would kill who. Ill have stupid goofy back stories for all of us.

Whenever I play an open world game I always stop whatever I am doing in the game to watch the sun set/rise.

If i accidently hit a companion in any game i reload.

is this really autism though? llke i do this.

Everyone does that, aesthic>minmax

>get rare consumable
>never use it because there could be something more important that requires me to use it
>it keeps taunting me in my inventory
>the pressure gets too high
>decide to use it just to get rid of it
>find a nice, peaceful, tranquil place to calm self and meditate before consuming it and release myself from the burden but also get high on the holiest of all buffs/heals

I remember in Runescape I would bank everything then go into the wilderness naked and try to survive for as long as possible while trying to go through all the armor tiers again all from npc drops

I'm happy if most people play like that, but most people I talk to about RPGs tend towards minmaxing.

I just don't get why.

>Do this in a Tom Clancy game
>Lose 19 bullets
>FUCK

I always try to start Pokémon gym battles from the side or back just on the off chance the devs forgot to make side/back sprites

If the game has optional checkpoints, then I skip as many as I can until I'm legit nervous of fucking up and dying.

In a bit of a subversion, I try to use rare, expensive items as soon as I need them, since I always tried hoarding megalixers until the end of the game, and it just didn't do me good after the credits. I figure that if I actually need those items just to win, then I'm just bad at the game and I need to get better. Hoarding millions of healing items is nothing more than a crutch for a bad player who can't keep his allies in good health during fights.

I pretty much never use items with limited uses because I feel like I’ll need them eventually. Never end up using them and just sell them off late game.

>Curse you Zelda, curse you sages
>Curse you MATHEW96

That + if they go for a high price I like to sell them, especially if money is tight. But I think that's more pragmatic than autistic.

This guy needs to use healing items!

As a kid before I knew about Sims I used to clear maps of enemies in Commandos 2 and use the characters and the empty map to play like it was a military dollhouse.
Burma and River Kwai were comfy as fuck.

What the fuck, that’s adorable.

>even if I'm replaying a game and have no intention of paying attention to the dialogue, I'll still make sure to exhaust all dialogue options
>fantasize about being in the game and discussing the events of the game with the character
>if I have control of the character during a cutscene, I'll try to break the mood by doing something absurd. For example, I might have the character stand in the corner as if he's too autistic to talk face to face with somebody.
>Obsessively break all breakables. Not a single window left standing.

>game with time stop mechanic
>internally go ZA WARUDO every time I use it
You can't hate me more than I already hate myself.

gd this game so comfy

Roleplaying in almost every game where you create your own character

I once took 6 hour to clear a non-story boss.
I'm still impressed to this day.

I used to play Stronghold Crusader as a kid, and if I wanted a game to last longer I would destroy all my enemies allies, then curb stomp my main enemy until he had just enough resources to rebuild with. From there I’d march all my troops back like they were conquering hero’s, completely unaware that a small amount of the enemy still lived. Then I’d wait for my enemy to regain his strength and launch a strong counter attack, fight off his waves of troops, and finally destroy him for good. Fun times.

how would you know its a stream like fashion if you've never watched a stream, you lying fat faggot?

Same, but with this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=tBOv8KeArC8

I had a weird timeline with that sort of thing.

>As a kid
>Make up names I thought were cool because I hated my name, so I'd always do shit like "Rex", "TJ", "Turbo", shit I thought sounded "awesome"
>As a teenager
>NO, IT'S ME, I'M THE HUNTER IN PSO, I'M THE WARRIOR IN MORROWIND, IT'S ME, IT HAS TO BE ME! LOOK I MADE ME!
>As an adult
>I made a chick and gave her big fuckin tiddies and I made mods for her to be naked in bikini armor and also she's a loli lol

Payed for them

When I 100% a game or I know ill never play it again i'll go to the highest point in the game and jump off quickly turning the game off before hitting the ground.

Used to teabag corpses in oblivion and roleplay in my head that i was having sex with someone

there wasn't any necrophelia shit to it.

So you went from child, to teenager, to man child?

>final boss of Persona 4
>boss starts giving a monologue before the battle
>I reply, out loud, to the various lines

I'm 28 years old, I start med school soon, I'm married, and I own my own home.

I won the game, dude. I'm gonna fap to all the oppai loli I want.

>Own a home
>I'm married
>I start med school
Hope you like being so stressed that you bald before you're 40.

>gets divorced
>wife gets house and a chunk of your money
>I won
You sure did man, you sure did.

I commentate games in my head as if i was a streamer

Browse Sup Forums.

This

Sup Forums's not a game,but a purgatory for the ill-minded us

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Grind Scan Lvl. 3 in FFX-2 to look at panties

Farm ISK. Farm pyreals.

I spend and entire night pretending i was married to the crow woman target in hitman blood money, i dressed as the male crow and knocked her unconsious and brought her up the stairs in a building with a lone dude. After that i took the briefcase and started moving into buildings and pretend i was at work, then i would return to her unconsious body and crouch in her to pretend we had sex.

>14 hours in
>75% into the game
is this an EA title

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I always try to save in the hero's home or in a safe shelter (Pokémon Centres, for example) before quitting the game, hopefully leaving him in a comfortable position (sitting at the table/by the fire, in a bed or at the computer, etc.) when available

Not everyone plays main quests right away like ticking away items in a checklist.

Barricaded the walls between A and B

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yeah me too.
always save by going to sleep in monhun before turning off

Hes saying 14 hours is way too short of a time to be 75 percent done a game

CURSE YOU ZELDA!!!
CURSE YOU SAGES!!!
CURSE YOU... Link!!!

Saved 3 times to make sure I saved.

Ive been told that i play games and talk during the games like cryaotic. I assume thats autism

>Enter a name
>Only four spaces
>Your name is five letters

And that's when I started embracing my middle name as my name.

I used to write entire walkthroughs for video games, knowing full well no one would ever read them. Also pretending I was explaining my favorite games' mechanics when no one was around.

I constantly replay the Outskirts level in Halo 2. Like I've played it around 60 times. I've played the rest of the levels about 6 times but I've honestly spent around 200 hours in that one level alone, finding all the hidden areas and memorizing the spawns of every enemy. I know where the hidden sword is, I know where both skulls are, I know where the hidden sniper is, where every single jackal sniper spawns, I know where the crouch jumps are, how to climb on the buildings and walls and skip the entire level.

Cuck?

Played Minecraft for years during the alpha/beta

>RPG
>Have to talk to every NPC over and over until they start repeating their dialogue so I don't miss anything

>do this even when replaying the game and you know it doesn't matter how much they say

>spent 30 minutes on the first monster on BB because i didnt know you could get a weapon
I beat it with my fists and then died to the first axe enemy once i was out the hospital and found you could get a weapon in the dream

I've finished all Bloodborne achievements in 10 days...

In Everquest I used my invisibility spell on my enchanter and went into the Gnoll dungeon and pretended I was the master of the Gnolls typing stuff like "Yes my minions! Destroy them!" to the other players and typing "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" when one died.

When I play Elder Scrolls games I take off my helmet and walk in town.

When I play Gravity Rush I make sure I'm clear of all civilians so I don't throw them off the world when I shift gravity.

The last week i installed and uninstalled kerbal space program more than fifteen times. I feel like Im done with the game, but I end up installing it again. Please help...

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When I got to that quest I saved and quit, added a mod that lets you turn any generic NPC into a follower, and sacrificed Nazeem

>have two mags with 20 ammo each
>shoot 7 times
>reload
>now have 20 ammo mag in gun and 13 ammo mag in pocket
do any games do this?