WTF

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U see sahhgent mishell..... we cannot let you KILL dcotrfreeman YET....

WHERE DA FREEMAN

BLACK MESSAH

KINO

YOU

SCREWED

MY

WHERE IS DUH FREEMAN

WHERE IS HE

YOU FUCKED

HAVE

Is this shit on torrent sites already? I kinda want to see how terrible it actually is.

>Now you have my permission to die
Badass....

Isn't it basically anime plot set in HL universe?
That HEV suit reveal could easily go on the "top 10 anime betrayals" list.

*Shoots orgasm-inducing bullets out of his slick custom revolver*

kino

UP

YOU FUCK UP MY FACE

Collab with FakeFactory when? Imagine combining this kino with the fully modeled ludo

WHAT IS UP AMERICAN NATION I'M YOUR PRSIDENT KILLER KEEMSTAR LET'S GET ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGHT INTO THA NEWS

ALIENS HAVE INVADED OUR PLANET AND WE ARE FUCKED SO WE HAVE TO USRRENDER

GOD BLESS AMERICA

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

Imagien cinematic Crack-Life mod or Gordon Freakman

STANDING HERE

MY MOTHER IS DIEEED?

God this is so Kino. I laughed so hard.

Bless the Turk for making this comedy

Yeah it is. Good luck playing it, heard there are a shitload of bugs.

DO YOU SUCK FULLY MODELED DICKS?

KINO

>You're supposed to use a parkour mechanic the game never fucking tells you about to enter The Lighthouse or the city in alaska
>game crashes if you drive the motorcycle into a tunnel (I.E. what the game wants you to do)
>no subtitles so you can't hear a god damn word anyone says
>he final fight can be beaten without you shooting anyone by setting up turrets on the bridge and waiting

YOU FUCKED UP MY SHIT

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE

>it's the loss edit to boot

top kek, just missing a faceapp smile

Name one (1) good thing about Hunt Down the Freeman

There has to be atleast one good thing about it.

>a man denied his offspring

The first level looked good.
Thats about it.

the threads makes me laugh

>Bang
Ahhh....

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JUST FUCK MY FACE UP

>You're supposed to use a parkour mechanic the game never fucking tells you about to enter The Lighthouse or the city in alaska
Worse: it uses the holster key, which is unbound by default. This masterpiece doesn't hold your hand in the slightest. 10/10 but only if u'r'e a hardcore gamer.

YOU FUCKED UP MY sales

BADASS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

how did these guys even get the half-life IP

Didn't this have to sell at least 3k copies to get the turk out of debt? Is he royally fucked now?

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I didn't know it was that fucking bad, I just noclipped my way through Alaska and the lighthouse and only realized there was a parkour mechanic in City 17.

The cutscenes are well made

The VA for Mitchell is very good.

WHUT DUH FUCK

What cutscene is your favorite out of all of them?

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Honestly the Metrocop talking with the soldier about the kid slaves is hilarious due to the awful voice acting,

MY MOM IS DEEEEEeeeeeeee?

The "You think you're so tough bullying citizens with your stick" scene?

That's my favorite, too.

Reminder this is canon

The scene with the captain is absolutely hilarious, perhaps the campiest in the whole game

>CUHH-RRECT

WURRS GORDUN? WURRS DA FREEMAN?

Is this actually The Room of video games?

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

No, that's Anonymous Agony.

HDTF has too many boring stretches where nothing happens.

>20-year-old boy tries to sound like 45-year-old man: the voice

I've seen many threads asking the same question over and over but i think this is the first and only game that fits that title.

>That fucking moustache

Every time.

>Marines
>they're all wearing ACU camo pattern
really gets the noggin joggin

I still refuse to believe that Valve gave these guys permission to sell the game.

Sup Forums dubs when

WIFE

>Black Messuh

They "gave them permission" in the sense that they took their money for their licenses. I can't believe that shit is still up for sale, though.

Every time they say "FREE MAN" all I can think of is the greatest fan fiction every put to word\
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Your smalltime

Does Nick have cancer? Why is he bald now?

I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WIIIIIIILD
I'M BREAKING UP
INSIIIIIIIIIIDE

seriously, did this shit became a meme just because of the FFXV half life skin?

It's been a bit of a meme since the demo came out, and it exploded with the full release

FFXV had nothing to do with it

>So, you are that sniper, huh?
They don't even try to hide the fact that this guy is Snake.

Why did they take it out?

>tfw no previously on hunting down the freeman

Was it kino?

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>0:24
That must've felt reeeally good.

It's gotta be President "Killer" Keemstar at 10:25

>I have bad memories of crowbars anyway

MICH PLS!!!

>You have my permission to die

Mitch uuuh, I...Mitch I....uuuuuuooogh mitch please ...stop i can expl-uuuuuuh i'm gonna splooge mitch...

>0:24
I love how he just fucking nuts right after the shot

Can someone explain what this is to me and why there's so many people memeing on it? Is it just some fan game?

THIS ISN'T TREASURE, IT'S A CURSE!

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Is Mitch posting gonna be a thing?

It's Half Life and MGSV Chapter 3.

A terrible Half Life 2 mod which these hacks sold for 25 dollars on steam. Featuring horrible voice acting from some edgelords and e-celebs tricked into being in this stinker.

These threads are the most hilarious thing on Sup Forums in months, the first streams when game released were so great.

>black mess-ah
Why didn’t anyone correct him when they were making this?

DEBOUT ICI, JE ME RENDS COMPTE

MY MOMMA IS DED!?

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That made me chuckle

The more times i watch this the funnier it gets.
>YOU USED ME *BOOM
>aaah hnnggg YOU FUCKED UP MY F A C E
>splooches bloodcum all over the camera
>gaaah haaaah