SCP Threads are allowed you retarded fucking mod

SCP Threads are allowed you retarded fucking mod.

>befriending SCPs and helping them out/having them help you out

There is no better feeling

>implying
The best feeling is finding a gun at the start of the round as scientist.

Will we ever get an actual explanation for why the mods hate this game so much?

why are SCP threads getting deleted?

how do i befriend them
whenever i try they seem to act indifferent or ignore me
what do i have to offer a skip besides my young nubile d-body

this.

Kill anyone who say's D-boy's

Nope. Current running theory is ABIB/A janitor either submitted an SCP that got rejected to the wiki, or joined a server and got memed on.

REEEEE I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES

they're talking about video games instead of e celebs or trannies

I really wish the mods would just post their reasoning in the threads before deleting them. There probably wouldn't be such a shitfit over this if that were the case, but no. We're expected to blindly accept that these threads aren't allowed on Sup Forums with absolutely no explanation.

Fucking hell when the fuck is there gonna be a mod purge?

It's not a Kingdom Come Deliverance or Overwatch thread.

I've had a lot of success with Peanut by calling him cute.

This.

Not an SCP guy, but the fact that mods delete these threads is actual fucking bullshit given how many shitty threads there are up.

Tell peanut he smells nice or that larry looks especially radical today.
Just have fun with it user. I've had it work a couple times and befriended a D-boy as Larry, it just depends whos playing the SCP.

Exactly the same. I post in these threads only because they keep getting deleted

imagine having a board entirely dedicated to generals to circle jerk in

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Where the server IP's at bois

B-But i like Containment Breach

Anyone got the vid where NTF blares Doom Music and escapes from the zombies?

Imagine thinking the initial rush of threads after a game is released counts as a general. When are BotW threads getting banned, btw?

Check the /vg/ thread for IPs. This thread isn't for dumping servers.

>they move SCP to /vg/
>now all they talk about is trannies
so that was the mods goal after all

When are they adding 682?

>entrance zone as scientist
>can hear peanut on this level
>go to broadcast room and briefly spout some bullshit
>wait in corner by staris
>peanut arrives and goes straight to com console
>moonwalk out of there and lock the door
Feels so good.

never ever

>"Ribbet.
>Your really cute for a D-class user.
>Can you keep me safe from all the mean SCPs on the lose?
>"Ribbet"

>SCP threads not allowed
>Danganronpa threads not allowed
>But Fire Emblem Heroes shit can stay here all day and night, every single day, constantly, with the same batch of posters
>And e-celeb threads are totally cool

I'm seriously hoping they add 682 as a round timer.

>match goes on for more than 20-30 minutes because everyone is camping/running around without any idea where they're going
>"SCP 682 is about to break containment. We are launching the Nuclear Warhead in T-minus 90 seconds"

It'd fix the biggest problem I have with the game

never

>implying I'd betray my D-bois for a frog

>thread is saged
HE

Are you sure? It says it's on page 1.

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I don't understand why they'd blacklist him.

I wish I knew how the respawns worked. I thought the chaos' job was to clean up the other players, but some games go on forever with multiple MTF spawns and no chaos.

ah nevermind my thread sorting was changed to creation date for some reason

>Reach tesla gate
>Game lags
>Resumes just at the point I get zapped

Great, now I have to listen to Dr. Dick.

>first time i ever get 173
>hiding in corners spooking d-boys
>popping necks left and right
>suddenly DISCONNECTED
it was such a good run

>completely immortal giant lizard that can only be contained in a vat of acid

>lets add him guys what could possibly go wrong

If two dudes are together can they take turns blinking at 173 to prevent snapping?

If you're talking about SCP: Secret Laboratory, blinking cannot be controlled and is on a global timer.

Everyone's blinks are synchronized in game so no.

Bit of a downgrade isn't it?

Yes, but if it wasn't designed this way then 173 would be completely fucking useless and no one would want to play as him.

>Ruins the game.

Technically not, but I was in one game where 173 was completely frozen because there's too many people looking at him or the blinking glitched out

You can't shill already free game.

You would be able to keep peanut in place for the entire match

You do realize you can sprint while moving backwards, yes?

>play as 173
>find 2 people
>get locked forever
I think it's good to make the blinks synchronized

Can someone explain the zombie plane meme?

The zombies T-pose most of the time

Anyone have the take me to the next level webm?

The zombies have a special ability where they can transform into planes so they can traverse the facility faster.

>Get resurrected as a zombie
>Shitty hitbox
>Mediocre health against not-useless NTF/Chaos
>Slow as fuck
>Doctor's bitch
I'd rather die any other way than let the doctor get me

I guess that makes sense; too bad you can't find eye drops or something.

Titanic

As opposed to the totally balanced and fair inclusions of the immortal/indestructible murder statue, shyguy, and radical larry? They're not suppsoed to be killable by conventional means. Thats why the object of the game is blowing the place to hell.

Never. They along with Hiro have absolute power

Roflcopter
SOISOISOI

>game isnt even remotely fun
>basically a nongame where you run around a maze aimlessly
>hardcore shilling and making epic memes about the game

if you're some spaz who loves mic spamming you might enjoy this but scp is not even a real game

the pic in the OP is especially funny because being a zombie is worse than dying outright

teh caek is a lie :D

D-class who scream "D BOOOOOIES! In there barbaric disgusting accents sicking me.
We should feed them all to 682.

I'm terribly sorry that you aren't enjoying yourself, user. Perhaps you would enjoy playing Overwatch instead?

It's essentially little more than an online chatroom for Sup Forumsirgins to run out, scream memes, and kill each other in.

take my (You), I made the SL and unity threads earlier today

>hardcore shilling
You know the games free right?
And if you didn't have fun on the Sup Forums servers then you were probably bullied.

Because this is MY board and I need more space for my BLACKED threads

Sorry what?

Fuck off to /vg/ with your constant generals you dumb cunts

And what's stopping D-boys from just running away like they do for everything else?

>VRchat gets threads for months on end
>this cant

They're getting autosaged now

What if 173 was a cute girl?

i only played on ff servers and tked some. it also got boring real fast


by getting bullied do you mean spazzes just spamming nonsense on the mic?? yea i would be mentally scarred from enjoying this great game over that

>Sup Forums no vidya allowed

>Toasters so toasty I can't get better than 10 fps in this game where half the characters lack movement animations and most scenery is grey walls

What the fuck in this game is slowing my shit down so much? Is the lighting system super advanced or some shit?

Am i the only one who preferred the garry's mod version? Same thing with G-Mod tower

The more you try to block us the more we demand SCP Threads.

modded servers where all SCPs are qt3.14s when?

Seems like the people into it are like sonic fanfic types

SCP 1048 when?

Nerds who just leave the machine on fine and spend the entire game trying to get an escapable card before being slapped by 106 are pitiful as shit

>Please respond.

why not just go to /vg/ and make a thread there?

Attention

>people are sonic fanfic tier for playing an SCP game

Because filling servers for this game requires a high population flow board like Sup Forums in order to get a good sized player base. It's the same reason we had the Secret Hitler threads here.

also /vg/ is shit and is where videogame discussion goes to die.

Shut the fuck up D-class scum.
Look at you. your an inmate and I'm a scientist, I think it's pretty clear who's on top here.

Why don't you make that suggestion for all the BotW, Kingdom Come, XBC2, Bayonetta, Overwatch, and MHW threads?

the secret lab and containment breach unity SCP threads earlier today

You are
It's a "game" for LE CREEPYPASTA tools

You're in larry's ass whilst I'm up top partying with the chaos lads, it's clear who's better off

How new are you?

While there are a lot of those threads, let's be fair. Things like Sup Forumsermin and art request threads are much more general-like. They have dedicated OPs and communities contained within.

I'm fine with them as is, but the double standard is puzzling.

MHW has had nonstop threads since its release. When does it get the crackdown?