>Have you guys heard about this Nintendo Switch? You know, it's really popular with sailors. Yeah, that's right, sailors!
>They love the fact that it has so many ports!
Have you guys heard about this Nintendo Switch? You know, it's really popular with sailors. Yeah, that's right, sailors!
Camden Russell
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Gavin Anderson
Seamen LOL
Jacob Wilson
My left wide open after all this laughter
David King
Funny fat guys are funnier than funny thin guys.
Connor Cruz
>A Priest, a Rabbi and a Thot are talking about why they bought a X-Box One.
>The Priest says,"I bought one for my Alter Boy's silence."
>The Rabbi says,"I bought one because it was 30% off."
>They both turn to the Thot who says,"I'm just tired of playing games."
Nathaniel Collins
It is genuinely amazing how you can go into pretty much any thread about what games people would like to see on Switch, and 3/4ths of the thread are just people asking for ports/remasters/remakes instead of new franchise entries or new IPs.
Dylan Cooper
To be a good comedian you have to have something wrong with you.
John Ross
We posting awful standup now?
Owen Ramirez
Unfunny fat people are awful though. They offer nothing.
Jason Peterson
an unfunny fat person you can at least laugh at. A regular well-adjusted person doing standup is never ever funny.
Liam Barnes
Awful standups are worse then gore, i can't even begin watching one
Matthew Gutierrez
kek
Adrian Watson
Switch owners really are a lot like sailors. Sucking each other off until they get to a port every six months.
James Brown
ROFL
Carson Evans
t. chubbs
Charles Morris
I'm 145 pounds.
Julian Williams
that's a lot for a 5'5 manlet
Jaxon Scott
I'm a manlet but not that short. I'm 5'11.
Adam Scott
hahahaha fucking manlet
Brandon Ross
wtf you're not short
Ethan Moore
>Switch owners walk like this
>*skips around on stage at 20 fps*
>PS4 owners walk like this
>*puts on a skirt walks crossing his legs at 30 fps*
>Xbox One owners walk like this
>*grabs a handful of Doritos and walks around at 28fps*
>PC gamers walk like this
>*gains over 200lbs and sits in a chair at 60fps*
Zachary Mitchell
I thought people here said 5'11 is short?
Jeremiah Wilson
If you're under 6'9, you're short. Deal with it.
Nicholas Collins
...
Aaron Parker
Phil Spencer is a cute. (no homo)
Zachary Stewart
You could probably fit him in your handbag.
Benjamin Harris
>IDORT?!?!
>More like, IDORT know how to spend money wisely!
Asher Jenkins
I don't have a handbag. I made it very clear that what I said was no homo.
Ayden Bailey
Xbox
*long pause*
is big.
Justin Bailey
Stand-up comedy is the latrine of entertainment.
Noah Allen
not that guy, but you legit don't know shit if you think 145 is heavy for 5'11
your next line will be "i was only pretending to be retarded"
David Williams
do you not understand that manlet is only about height? you could be 500 lbs you're still a manlet, just a wide one.
Jordan Roberts
>tfw 6 foot even
Sorry, you're gonna have to speak up.