Whose line is it anyway: vidya edition

>Things people say when they are bad at a game but cant admit it

artificial difficulty

burden of knowledge

I'm not a virgin

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

madesureto distance myself from my dumb potato bitchwife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad

>Didnt die once

skill ceiling too low, literally cannot get better at the game because it's too easy

Name the game

what a fuckin loser is this all you do all day get a life

Man I can't stand charge characters. Their whole gimmick is waiting on you to make a mistake

>My teammates always suck!

>I PRESSED THE BUTTON WHY DIDN'T IT WORK

[Notoriously hard boss] is actually easy I beat them on my first try

it's a pretty common complaint about video games, i've heard it used on everything from shooters to guilty gear xrd

git gud

>I wasn't playing seriously

Things devs say to hide the fact the game is bad

>he is playing a bullshit X thing god

gg ez

"It's better than nothing."

"buy my game" and "you see that mountain way over there?"

>You are blocked from following @dev and viewing @dev's tweets.

>aiming to reach a bigger audience

>RNG

>We are aiming to be more diverse and inclusive with this game.

>We are experimenting with the formula to discover new possibilities.

GET

Things someone says to pretend he has good taste in games

Heh, took 4 of you to kill me

THAT

Half-Life 2 is the best game of all time

>i liked Fallout 1 and 2

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ASS

>Filthy secondaries

"bloodborne is the best souls game"

BANNED

>The only good shooters are arena shooters

*photographs itself with a slightly old game*

*gets hyped for e3*

Things that can be said anywhere else except in Sup Forums
I already ran out of ideas for these

"These classic Resident Evil controls suck!"

I enjoy video games as a hobby

Pokemon XD

"All you did was spam projectiles and/or combos!"
"Let me out of the corner and fight me like a real man!"

Honestly anytime someone uses the phrase "real man" you know they're trash.

Video games are probably the best they've ever been

I like fun

3rd Strike is the best Street Fighter and best fighting game

Melee is the only good Smash game.