Legendary sword called Excalibur

>legendary sword called Excalibur
>legendary spear called Gae Bolg
>legendary warhammer called Mjolnir

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>even more legendary sword called Excalibur+1

>plane is named morgan

>famous legendary spear
>name still got mistranslated into "Ronginus' Spear" somehow

Shit gets my dick wet every time.

>tome named excalibur

Watery tart

>Katana called Masamune

>legendary spear called piroca

>aegis shield

>Legendary Gun Magnum Opus

>legenday gun called The Colt Single Action Army

Cool kids have legendary swords called Durandal

>>legendary spear called Gae Bolg

it's either that or Gungnir

>few years ago nobody knew what the hell a "Gae Bolg" was.
>featured in Fate/Stay Night
>now every vidya/anime and their mother features it.

What will be the next "big" ancient relic to come into modern vernacular?

>legendary warhammer called Mjolnir
Yeah, I fucking wish. 9 times out of 10, even fucking Gae Bolg doesn't show up because MUH SWORDS

hue

>Other katana called Muramasa

>legendary spear called Lance-a-lot

>Other other katana called Murasame

>Legendary sword is the Sword of Saint Peter

That's a cricket bat

lol

>Legendary sword
>Caladbolg

Caladbolg is actually a pretty cool name and I don't see it that often. It's usually Excalibur.

That looks awkward as fuck. I mean, yeah, you could probably chop a guy's ear off, but I'd rather use a gladius, given the choice.

I'm in love with a bunch of dead body parts sewn together.

>big serpent named Nighogg

Whats the size of that?

lol ok micro sword

>half the all the weapons and equipment are named after something from Tolkien
Fucking SotN

>bigger serpent called Jormungandr

>look up caledfwlch
>it's now a homestuck reference
FUCK THIS SHIT. This is just as bad as Papyrus after undertale came out.

Ui!

Okay Sup Forums, which is the prettiest rendition of Excalibur in video games?

I unironically think Saber's is pretty cool.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_of_Saint_Peter

Okay never mind, it's pretty damn short.

>guess I'll have to use that
>flashback to childhood memory

I'm partial to XIV's. Ornamental and shiny but not obnoxiously so.

>use bendy sword
>dumbasses think it's magic
lol

>bigger bigger serpent called midgarssormr

>translators fuck it up

...

or Longinus, the best spear

>translators don't fuck it up and it's spelled the proper way, midgårdsormen

Well fuck you too

>game has longinus and wronginus

Excalipoor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mythological_objects#Weapons

post your weaponfu. i'm partial to Naegling

>legendary dagger called rhonsin's dirk

Tizona and Colada

...

Móralltach. Strangely enough it's not on the list.

>needing translators

you could put it on the list!

>Flaming Sword
neat

Oh wait, it's there, just without the proper accent.

I'm talking about FF7, doofus.

I will take a Durandal please
>tfw

eoq?

>now
Clearly you never played any Castlevania game that used weapons other than whips

>Thor's Hammer
>It's a nuclear warhead.

> legendary faggot called OP

Pipirupiru piru pipi ru pi

gibs me dat trishula

>Thor Hammer
>it's just a big laser

How could I choose anything but best boy's blade?

Tyrfing

>thor's hammer
>it's a vehicle

>Hammer of Thor
>Its a shotgun

>Thor's Hammer.
>It's the worst weapon.

>hammer of thor
>it's a ball and chain
Well, okay.

I bet you're a hot guy.

>Area is called The Round Table
>A chemical laser weapon is called Excalibur

For you.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER JUST BECAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU

>legendary penis called My Dick.

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>Carnwennan (Little White-Hilt), the dagger of King Arthur
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how can daggers even compete?

Hit me up with that Gram/Balmung

I don't know if i should be glad for receiving a compliment for the first time in a while, or laugh.

Faggy fucking dick jokes....
Fuck off underage

You seem like a nice guy to go to a BBQ with.

user, leave him alone. He clearly has mental debilitations since he didn't catch the well crafted dick joke posted much earlier in the thread.

This

>liking worst excalibur

>Tome named Excalibur
>Tome named Mjolnir

I got you

Joyeuse is a top tier weaponfu.

>Twin characters have two special weapons called Siegmund and Sieglinde

>Game has a scythe
>It belongs to the Reaper himself.

>Gay Bulge
It's usually Gungnir desu

Homestuck is literally about four kids caught in a videogame-like ARG, why wouldn't there be an Excalibur sword there?

give me gungnir any day

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>Was
>staff of Anubis, doggo god of death
Do you want to ressurect nigga?

the coolest weapon name is honestly Euclid's C-Finder

Why not both?

>Game has Sleipnir, Odin's legendary horse
>Its actually a legendary pair of shoes.

have any of you read the myths of cuchulainn? the gae bolga was OP as fuck

>weapon chooses the owner
>anyone else throwing it will miss
>owner only has to think about the target and sort of throw it
>spear will chase the target down doing weird loops and shit until it kills what its pointed at
>triple prong will tear through your insides and make them your outsides

hardhead's not a bad name for a sword

ocean is kind of a bad name for a shield

What if the shield was designed for smashes?

>Legendary spear
>Its called Tombogiri