Sup Forums gets transported to start of the game. How far do we get?

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the title screen

Lost Woods

I go straight to Zora's domain and woo a fish wife while one of you other hotshots gets cucked into being the hero of time. It's destiny and shit, I'm sure it'll pan out

I never leave the village and just fuck Saria all day long.

You can have the fish waifus, imma go after that shop girl with no legs

Bless, I'm sure out of all of Sup Forums someone will pick up our slack right?

i'd be happy to stay in the forest, really.

I turn 360 degrees and walk away because I'm not about to play this overrated shit.

>Deku tree summons you inside him
>Have to jump down 50 feet and land in a web or else the fall will kill you
>Then you have to fight a giant fucking spider

Hyrule can suck a dick

With teamwork we can accomplish anything

I nominate this guyGo save the land user, we have waifus to claim

>Sup Forums gets lost in the Lost Woods because they don't know the route
>an army of skeletons has to finish the game

>90% of Sup Forums gets stuck in the hole that leads to the kokiri sword

>How far do we get?
The Temple of Time when we inevitably split up to go look for the stones and the waifufags go and look for their lolis or Gerudos, since none of us are goddamn Link and can't pull the Master Sword. There will probably be some dumbass who tries barging into Hyrule Castle to accuse Ganondorf without any proof.

What about the parts where we have to play an ocarina to progress? I legitimately have one of those gay replicas of the Ocarina of Time, shit isn't easy to play on-key if you've never touched one before

Eh I used to play recorder when I was little, I'm can probably figure it out

Sup Forums would probably knock down that milo faggot and light the deku tree on fire. Angry mob would storm Hyrule gates and beat the shit out of Ganon. Me? I'll just be at the ranch.

Wait, didn't ganondorf only fuck up the land because link took the master sword? So as long as we don't open the temple we're good, right?

Everyone grab a weapon and let's get this fucker. Good luck getting back on Princess Ruto's good side though

ur gonna fugg that loli aren't ya?