User quick! Give me your cringey Deviantart-esc OC weapon/skill/character name...

user quick! Give me your cringey Deviantart-esc OC weapon/skill/character name. I want that shit to sound like a keyblade wielded by 10 xXxSephiroth_SonicxXx's.
No ironic meme shit. We're getting gross here.

Mine's "Madman's Gambit"

Name: Mouthman
Weapon: Soylent Bureido
Skill: "The Open Jaw of Justice"

It stopped being funny

Yeah if we could stop with the soyshit that’d be great

soyXboy

Purple

Every day I wish for death

>Vulcan Cannon
>Sun God Armament
>Welkin Blade
>Shooting Star Drive
>Bakuretsu Knuckle
>Divine Light of the 7 Holy Knights

Pretty good.

Do you soy posters still find it funny or is it entirely shitpost? Genuinely curious. It got really old fast

Deathcutter. Darkblood. Blooddeath.

I feel like your deviantart names say a lot about you. What do you think this says about you user?

Prisoner's Pension

My username back in the day was "Firestream". Kinda edgy, but not as bad as a lot of other ones I've seen.

Shitwrecker, Fuckslayer

Golden Rhapsody

edgy

Let's do the exact opposite and make it sound as cutesy as possible:
>Zooeyhander
A zweihander which raises any and all stats to beyond maximum, with a price.

The blade itself has rainbow colors and the hilt is made of candy and is covered with sprinkles.

Everything will be sugary, cutesy, and cuddly for as long as you wield it, or at the very least, it will turn as quirky as a Miyazaki film, depending on the mode the Zooeyhander is set to. Especially the wielder. Who will turn into the very personification of adorkable quirkiness.

I named the blade after Zooey Deschanel and her usual role in film and TV.

2qt4me
Definitely not wielding it, even with those god-tier stat gains.

So what's the price?

>Everything will be sugary, cutesy, and cuddly for as long as you wield it, or at the very least, it will turn as quirky as a Miyazaki film, depending on the mode the Zooeyhander is set to. Especially the wielder. Who will turn into the very personification of adorkable quirkiness.
It wears off if you stop wielding it, though.

FINAL GALAXY