Here anons, I've modified your tomb raider so you would be less distracted

Here anons, I've modified your tomb raider so you would be less distracted.

why did he grow his hair so long?

I don't understand how she's so unappealing in any shot of the new Tomb Raider, but she was so cute in Man From U.N.C.L.E

wow i actually want to bone this version of her

why did he pad out his tank top?

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Hairstyle.

This.

How come in both the newer games and the movie, they seem to go out of their way to make Laura as bland and unattractive as possible?

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I think it looks pretty good. Can't wait for the Vikander is bae threads

actually you are a fag. It goes:
New Lara > Underword Lara > Legend Lara > Anniversary Lara >>> powergap >>>> old lara nolstalgia faggotry Lara

She has a pretty nice body in the new games. And she is hotter there because it's not "hurrr look at my body lmao" but "hey stop looking at my butt as I try to get through here!" which is superior.

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depends on the shot. she looks pretty good desu

>locking your elbow

Why are women so afraid of big boobs?

wwoah thats her? damn i had a right boner for her in that film

is that a thing you're not supposed to do in archer as well?

Completely wrong. Legend and AoD are still the best designs to this day.

The Lara she's portraying is my favorite version of Lara Croft but the way the studio has marketed the movie does not give me confidence in the film.

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that looks fucking stupid. stop being wrong, cunt.

Hair, pale skin, conservative clothes, makeup in a more older conservative style, feminine attire.

It's not hard to understand why she appears more attractive here. She was done in a way to appear more feminine and as such, appeals more to men.

STICC

>appeals more to men
appeals more to betafaggots who cant handle strong females

Reviews when? I want to OH NO NO NO post it all over Sup Forums.
I like Rise, Legend and Anniversary the most.

Not really.

Also give the guy the bow, she should take the gun. Bow requires a significant amount of strength, and her stick arms and no muscles on her shoulder and upper back are annoying.

>no body at all
>not even muscles
I hate this world

I know you're baiting. But I'm bored enough to reply. So here's your (you).

Men don't want "strong women". Men want women to be women. They want women to be feminine.

That is fucking terrible posture for firing a bow she has literally no idea what she's doing.

>no upper body muscle
>locked elbow
I just keep getting more angry.

>t. betafaggot

I was hoping for something a little more, user. Now I'm gonna stay bored. Here's a (you) as a consolidation prize.

>it's a Sup Forums pretending professional actresses are below their "standards" episode
My favorite.

On a side note, was this one of the best casting choices ever? She barely had to try

>amazing body
>butter face
every time

that doesnt make any sense, wouldnt a beta want a woman to dominate him because he is too insecure to take action himself?

She wasn't that amazing, fridge-y torso and paddings in bra.

Less head room.

t. Harvey

>paddings in bra

sure

She said it herself in interview.

but ive seen her big naked boobies

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Because Square Enix is determined to kill their western IPs.

Promotion time

>says more masculine Lara is sexier than the female shaped Lara
>proceeds to call others fag

what did he mean by this?

>nu-Lara
>Masculine
She's even more girlish than old Lara mate. Old Lara was literally genderbent Indiana Jones.

That's not how genderbending works

oh how the dvd was paused and paused again at this

That's a bitch cosplaying as Indy.
Old Lara was everything Indy was, down to the wise cracking and suave appeal. Only difference was she had tits and vag.

New Lara on the other hand is literally a fresh from college girl.

No, unless you want to fuck up your arm.

nu nu Lara > Legend Lara > shit > other Laras

Which nu Lara? 2013 or 2015? Also, kiss her good bye because SE gave the development of the third game to the Deus Ex devs.

She was hot as fuck. Too bad she looks like shit nowadays.
aging and pregnancy are a hell of a drug

she is the sweet type of girl not the hot ones, which obviously isn't for laura

nu nu Lara. Meaning Rise.

Not like they can make that turd worse than she already is.

She also had cancer.

Good. Brad was better off with Jennifer Aniston anyway

Shes an inbred jew whore, thus the cancer. Fuck her for adopting half of the third world. Fucking cunt.
And brad can also go suck a dick, which he probably would enjoy.

how's that reading comprehension working out for you?

She must have a two pound bow if she's able to pull it back without even wrapping her fingers around the string

Which Lara is masculine then?

There is a fine line between being feminine and less feminine

HOLY FUCK THAT IS NOT HOW ARCHERY WORKS

JESUS

what if she does great acting work though what then

You're a funny guy, user. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

If she only had bigger tits. Tomb Raider = massive tits

Not anymore, buddy.

This is disgusting though.

Exmachina is one of the stupidest movie I've ever watched)

You will never FUCK Lara in the ass.

Why even bother living?

>wanting the ass when there's a perfectly good puss right next door
Gay baka desu senpai

You could fill a pool with all the teenage jizz I shot in her name.

Sweet tumblr gif faggot.