Mom walks in

>mom walks in

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>mom walks in
>mom realizes his son is heterosexual
>mom walks out with a smile on her face
What seems to be the problem?

>>mom realizes his son is heterosexual
>>mom walks out with a smile on her face

Your mom is racist.

no

You seemed to skip over the hot, steamy, mommy sex inbetween the second and third event..

>mom constantly changes genders

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

Degenerate.

>he doesn't want to /ss/ with a hot mom.
Faggot

>T. Underage faggot

>his

>h-heres my chance to tell people what a grown up adult i am!

Walks in as a man, leaves as a woman. Now that's genderfluid.

"A" hot mom, maybe. Not "MY" mom.

Joke's on you, I jack off to the idea of being 2B.

>Dad walks in.
>Doesn't leave.

my dad in a nutshell

Do androids have buttholes? This is important.

I'm not 12 user

>mom walks in
>kisses anons cheek
>sits on his lap while he plays

>mom walks in
I do not fucking see the problem

You have to be 18 to post here kiddo
Kek trying so hard to be in the adults world? You should just play with lego and clay and enjoy your underage time

oh look it's this thread again
where is the gorespammer when you need him

>mom walks in
>looks at computer
>leaves with a smile on her face because I'm not playing shitty fapbait Taro games

>little bro walks in

>his

>living with your mom

>she's got a nice ass user
>why can't you bring home a nice girl like her

>dad's a genderqueer demikin
>is happy xir son isn't mentally ill like xerself
Something isn't adding up here.

>not living with your mom, keeping him company

>he doesnt know how to identify and filter fr*nch poster by their grammer

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You don't have to do this user

Is it just me or does 90% of the replies to those tension-building pics seem like selfposting samefags?

>mom realizes his son is heterosexual
>his

>Not sucking your Mom's dick

>mom thinks i'm gay and wants me come out of the closet because i never brought a girl home
>tfw i'm not gay

So bring a girl home.
Problem solved. :^)

>mom walks in
>"I want you to look like her, user!"

I reply to them just because I love seeing the shit show once they finish posting.

>mom walks in
>"I want you to look at me like that, user!"

>I noticed you like that character so I bought an outfit just like it
what do

Why is incest porn so hot if I the thought of incest sex with actual family members makes me want to puke?

Fantasies are not reality. I imagine holding all of you fags under the water till your feet stop kicking every day. Would I do that? No, because I could be jerking off instead.

>little brother walks in

Because its one thing if its your own family, its a whole other thing when its someone else's or if it isn't even real.

Wear it

porn stars looks better than your redneck family

Summon the forbidden one

>mom walks in
>mom realizes HIS son is a loser who jacks off tho video games
>mom walks out sobbing

>dad walks in
>asks for the name of the girl

kek this fucking image broke me

>his

It's the young-old maternal older woman fantasy dynamic imo.
Same shit here, the thought of any of my family in a sexual situation is stomach-churningly revolting.

>dad walks in
>makes me gameshare him on steam

Tell her you just cant into whaminz.
Also, whats with whores and feminization.
>hurr, he had no girl, must be gay durrrr

>Playing Eye of the Beholder
>Dad walks in
>Nostalgias hard because I used to watch him play it when I was a wee lad

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>mom walks in

I'm gay but i like the female body.

I just hate vaginas. Every girl would be 100% cuter with a dick.

Also
>his

>faggot hates vaginas
fuck off

>Every girl would be 100% cuter with a dick.
YES YES YES

more

> Every girl would be 100% cuter with a dick.
Unironically this.

"your acting gave me cancer"

>his
But seriously, why does English have separate pronouns for both genders? It seems needlessly convoluted

Bruh u need help

This is true

>his

t. has never experienced the hell of french

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So many fags on this board and site in general, this place is becoming tumblr

DO IT

>dad walks in

Moms with sons know they fap, this isn't a big deal.

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>mom walks in
>"are ya winnin' son?"

I'm gay and I think you're an idiot.

>Dad walks in
youtube.com/watch?v=S5X1V5Q3LB8

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A GREAT EVIL HAS COME TO THIS LAND

When she goes for a straight master strike, knock it away and advance with a zornhau, haha my lady, I shall shelter you from needless physical confrontations. Leave it to the man.


Also she’s ugly.

>mom walks in

>What a Thrill

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>2011
>mom walks in
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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mfw i was gonna go subway for lunch too.
fugg

Stop sissy posting.

>mom walks in with her nintendo switch(TM)
>WHHHHHHIIIIIIIRRRR

Here's your (You) faggot

Fuk

why dont you come up with something new, everyone has already seen that shit a hundred times

Bra
Vo

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