"Xander, why am I the only Asian sibling?"

>"Xander, why am I the only Asian sibling?"

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"Because justice isn't real, just like Camilla's camillas"

"Because you're superior in every way"

>Implying Camilla has fake tits
Or even worse
>Implying Arthur is wrong

"Because like your siblings, you're the daughter of a concubine and she was asian."

"Dad caught yellow fever after Leo was born"

Im pretty sure Corrin isnt Hoshidan aswell.

Which is pretty funny, since theres actually 0 reason for Corrin to fight for Hoshido.

>That's a stupid question, little princess

Yes Kamui is. Its straight up said that Kamui is Mikoto's offspring.

Has anyone seen my sides?

Mikoto isnt Hoshidan

Why do Xander’s lasers and Ryoma’s magic lightning do physical damage?

You're right, she isn't. She's Mikoto.

>"Xander, why am I the only Asian sibling?"
Why did they change Kamui's name to Corrin?

Corrin is a better name.

Why does everyone hate Revelations? I haven't seen any satisfying answer to this still. Should I get it or not?

I love Xander and married him so he can mating press me.

This isn't a bizarro thread.

It's gotta bunch of gimmicky maps. Check them out if you are concerned about getting it.

Probably because it's shit

The reasons are the events right behind the route split. The leader of Nohr used you as a suicide bomber and killed innocents, why would you go back to work for him?

Its home to some of the dumbest maps in the series. The story is pretty dumb, and since you have access to all the royals eventually you have 0 reason to use anyone else.

I still had fun with it, it gets way better in the Valla maps, but goddamn the first chapter and the snow chapter is some tedious bullshit

"Kamui you dumb shit we told you a million times we are all from different women because our dad is the fucking king of Nohr and changes wife every month, now shut the fuck up and get to train"

lol yeah, fates story is pretty dumb, I was more talking about fighting with your family vs fighting with step siblings you known for a week

Speak Nohrian, Corrin!
I can't understand Ching Chong Nip Nong speak

>Asian
She looks white to me.

>decent design
>ruin it because of footfaggotry

That is true but if you pick Hoshido, Corrin is so reluctant to fight against his siblings that he's willing to let Xander kill him instead of fighting back

Corrin is literally the worst character gameplay-wise in FEW. Her only good CC move is her C1, and that takes 4 seconds to charge. Her animations also take too long.

Mikoto is from Touma/ Valla.

Yeah Valla is the only route that kind of makes sense to me, but they ruined it by putting it in another realm.

I would have liked it more if it was in the same world and they somehow worked it in the story that the war between Norh and Hoshido is some cool global conspiracy puppetstringed by Valla

I'm going to MARRY Felicia!!

>why do anime characters look white?

I didnt expect that, didja?

>marrying the help
Do you even royal? Marry for power consolidation, then bang the help on the side.

God I want to FUCK her (JP voice).

I already did fuccboi

dem thighs tho

Why is Corrin so cute, bros?

>play as cute female
>can't romance other cute females
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

Corrin isn't smart enough to come to that conclusion

I have a better question, why does everyone call it Revelations?

>Fire Emblem Fates: Revelations
I dunno

Revelation

The bible

>Xander, I want shoes too. Why do you guys treat me like a filthy animal?

Learn to read.

> What is Asia?

>Because you are, so shut up and put your soles onto the table so that I can better examine them.

>Rhajat

Only repressed footfags know or care about such things. What's going on, big guy? Something you want to admit?

Why doesn't she wear shoes?

>play as cute female
>allowed to romance only one other female
>it's literally a worse version of worst girl

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Marth and his closes are actually the worst
>jumps right over the enemy

>waifu Flora
>Femui's support is way better and more romantic than dumb male Corrin's
It's not fair

>Generic moe blob high pitches voice
or
>Clumsy stress ridden college inturn who wears sweaters everywhere

The plot is uninteresting. First you recruit all the Royals to your group, then you jump down a cliff, and the rest of the route is fighting your way through mooks until you reach the final boss.

The gameplay is tied with Birthright at best. No interesting map objectives or resource management like in Conquest. Just beat all enemies.

Despite its whole reason of existing being the fact you can finally have everyone from both sides on one route, the game still fucks you over on that regard. Some characters are flat out unavailable and others are completely useless because they don't get their join level/stats rebalanced to their join time. Think of getting an unpromoted level 7 character around the time where every single enemy on their join map is promoted and takes 0 damage from them. Meanwhile you get all Hoshido/Nohr royals and they're so ridiculously strong you have barely any reason not to field all 10 of them.

It's supposed to be this golden ending after playing both sides but it's just a boring slog with shitty unbalanced gameplay.

>cute perfectly sounding shy Meido, makes your heart flutter at her performance
Or
>67 year old chain smoker who has down syndrome and causes massive ear bleeding

Why does Corrin have barefeet

They're dragon feet, not bear feet

Revelation has grinding, why not just grind up the lower level people

And what do they taste like

pics

Imagine all her callouses and caked dirt after a battle

>"Yellow fever didn't get a very strong hold on Father"

>not liking feet

manakete don't get dirty

>"Xander, why are clothes different from the other Nohrians?"
>"Xander, why am I not allowed socks or shoes?"
>"Xander, why do I have pointy ears and you don't?"
>"Xander, why do you sit on horseback whilst teaching me swordplay?"
>"Xander, why are you teaching me a different fighting style from your own?"
>"Xander, why does this game make no fucking sense?"
>"Xander, why am I literally the worst protagonist in the the history of game protagonists?"

I hate Corrin. Fuck this game was one long ragefest from beginning to end. But at least it is keeping the franchise going and for that I tolerate it.

Because it contains Scarlet. She dies in the next chapter after you get her. You cannot save her (like you can with Kaze). But you are still able to S-support her and have a child. But that would be literally impossible if you didn't stop to grind levels with side content. That's how badly made it is.

>worst maps
>power creep
>retarded fucking story
>PAY TWENTY BURGERBUCKS FOR IT

at least Fates characters have feet unlike Awakening.

>dude what's your problem, just spend your time mindlessly grinding 20 levels to get the characters you want to use.

>Bad maps
>Unsatisfying story
>Anakos
>"Let's just off this cliff, I can't tell you why we have to but we have to."
>Scarlet's death not being able to be stopped despite you being able to stop Kaze death in Birthright

>waifubait
>unique weapon
>in popular FE game
>somehow didn't make it in Fire Emblem Warriors

how vindictive was Koei about this game?

>Because it contains Scarlet. She dies in the next chapter after you get her. You cannot save her (like you can with Kaze). But you are still able to S-support her and have a child. But that would be literally impossible if you didn't stop to grind levels with side content. That's how badly made it is.
What the hell is the point of adding a character like that if you plan to kill them almost immediately afterwards?

Grinding is for bitches. Why not just grind out Marx and Ryouma and watch them destroy everything. Actually you don't even need to grind to do that.

>Expecting quality from Fire Emblem Warriors at this point
You had to pay for story relevant characters to be used, just buy Hyrule Warriors instead.

As cheap fire emblem deaths are, they still get me most of the time. Well not for Revelation anymore because you faggots just spoiled it for me.

to make way for the real Kamui

To be honest this is more of a problem with post awakening FE than Revelations specifically.

You can't even really baby them in maps to level them up like you would in older games because of the open maps that just encourage deathballing

Oh no, poor you.

To bully me

Well I mean if you like a character, but they're so unusable and come in at too low of a level to even do 1 damage, why not grind them up?

Camilla's old VA got sacked and replaced with someone who was actually told how old the character was. See Heroes and Warriors.

Has some of the worst maps and unit balance in the series and has just as bad of a story ad Conquest while still not answering a good chunk of questions. As a side point it also has the worst music of all 3 routs

They had to kill off someone so they took it out on someone you weren't likely to be attached to.

>fire emblem thread

okay question, so I'm in the early chapters of Shadow Dragon and I have to sacrifice a character to proceed. I hear if you sac two, you get an archer girl. Which two should I sac?

>You had to pay for story relevant characters to be used
>YOU WANT A NON PEGASUS KNIGHT SPEAR USER? PAY FOR IT GOYIM!

>I went into a thread talking about the story of a game, why did I get spoiled??????????
Your next line is either "I didn't know 'Marth' was Lucina" or "I didn't know Arvis barbequed Sigurd".

>using the "best" characters instead of the ones you like
Sad!

Why not just play a better game? Why doesn't the game just have good unit balance? Why doesn't the game, JUST BE GOOD?

Amazing.

Probably because there's already another Kamui.

You basically need to buy the exp dlc, otherwise the process is really slow and painful. I can't imagine leveling even one squishy character from scratch using the grind maps. It will either gain 2 levels per map or just die.

>talking shit about Sawashiro
that new VA can take a hike tho

They should at least reward players that went out of their way to S rank her to save her then.

>worst music of all 3 routs
nah, brah

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The autist voice suits Felicia though. Now Effie, that's a voice that got destroyed in localisation

>liking someone who acts like she is always on her period
Sadder!

>"Want more characters that aren't from Fates? Here's three from Shadow Dragon but two are clones. Thanks for the money."
How did they fuck this game up this badly and continue to fuck it up.