How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

umu

Tell them you're about to go fuck your hot girlfriend

by making the same shitty thread every da- oh wait, that makes you sound pretty mad

gg

*player x has left the lobby*

You don't. You stay silent.

Uninstall the game since I'm playing a braindead MMO / CoD / ASSFAGGOTS

y-you too

UwU wha dis?
*nuzzles up to bulge*
sucky suck? :3

1v1 me, baddie. Watch them just leave. Works every time.

Just call em a fag

"who cares, I wasn't even playing seriously because it was a bad game. You didn't win because of your skills, but rather the technical difficulties I had. You're so bad it's not even worth my time, I lost on purpose so I can get into a better game that isn't retareded.
Also reported for BM"

>?

you dont. i want a response, because youre shit, your team is

Do furfags really talk like this?

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gg

this

test

You don't respond, because there's no reason to give a fuck

Just log off. Don't give them the satisfaction of them knowing that the previous match enraged me enough to beat my wife.

ask them what ez means

>Yeah, it indeed was a good game. I'm sorry if you found it too easy though. I'm a rather casual gamer and play for fun, I don't take it too seriously. Have a good day. :)

Why would this make anyone mad? Are you seriously that thin skinned

This is genius.

Guy on the other team talking shit is fine because that's just banter.

What's unacceptable is a random guy on my team REEEEEEEEE-ing at everyone just because we lost, as if he was flawless and everyone else on the team was trash. Those are the worst types of people and the ones truly responsible for ruining communities.

I did this once and it was surprisingly effective. Guy who won started sperging about how I'm a n00b if I don't know what "ez" means.

nice meme

I always call them nerd

Some do

works every time!

They certainly do the whole *does thing to you* action thing. But most of the OwO What's this? is just exaggerating. Even among furfags it's referenced as a joke

Fuck, you too? Everytime I drink while playing Dota I usually end up raping my wife when she’s trying to sleep. Sometimes she cries and I feel bad but usually all I can think about was that cunt who fed mid.

I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.

>playing MOBAs
Your wife deserves it for marrying a retard faggot

en español

gg wp

Yes, i'm mad
*proceed to oustskill all of them and say nothing more*

>*whisper after the game*
>Hey you were really polite about that game, look I apologize that was a bit rude of me :) If you ever want to practice with me and get better just talk to me! btw I'm a she ;)

>raping your wife

You can't rape a thing you own.

> this actually happened on Twitch at least once

Don't even remember enough to look up an article but it's shocking how upset people can get over a match.

Which begs the question:

Can you rape your car?

You can certainly have sex with it, not sure if you can rape something that cannot express any feelings.

not your own, but sticking your dick in another car's exhaust tube may get you in trouble

It's not rape if it cums

People who say this, or waste time to teabag you during a game are shit players with over inflated egos. Simply quietly chuckle to yourself knowing that over 50% of their games they actually lose cause they can't carry themselves and neither can their team. These are the wannabe pro players who spaz out and rage quit immediately as soon as they meet their better.

what if the player is actually good and still types gg ez

bg

>reported

"bg ez"

then there's no shame because you were beaten by a competent player

in like 2009 yes

"like your mum"

Type out a 3 minute long rant on how superior you are to them in every aspect outside of the game. That will show em.

wasn't there a guy that had a harem of cars and fucked them daily?
it was all over the internet at some point

I want to ask a follow-up question of whether or not it's a harem of it's a bunch of fucking cars, but I'm worried about the rabbit hole we're starting to dig.

Surely he would get exhausted from that at some point?

>you mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

They're not good. Ever. They can have some skill but they're the literal shit-tier that thinks they're better than everyone else but refuse to recognize their own flaws and shortcomings.

gg ez

brb gonna kms

respond and don't give a fuck
feel your emotions you fucking soys, be mad act mad who cares?
it's like bait, i know it's bait but i still respond to it because i feel like it

Fuck you. Come here and get in bed already and let's settle this.

Sorry was getting my dick sucked

EZ AYM

pic
stop it charles

У тeбя́ óчeнь мáлeнький хyй

If I legitimately get rolled I'll say "aw damn we almost had you". If it was a close match I don't respond because it's not worth it.

Why did the thread not stop here?

>gg ez
>"i like to eat poopoo with french fries"
>nani

blyat

now that's what I call autoerotic!

Why would people say 'GG EZ' anyways? I usually just say 'bg 2ez'.

“Blocked. Reported.”

I liked 'raped hard'

like ur mom lmao

FUCK YOU

*muted*

Fucking simple. Also, disable text chat you idiot

no u *dab*

Shouldn't have lost

>Literally seething

>easiest game of my life

I'm not seeing it.

Act really gay, they dont know what to do in that situation and shut up

>watch your toxic behaviour or I'll report you
>haha fuk u cuntnigger
Easy ban for the disrespectful loser

That makes me fucking mad.

Can u not that’s like so rude

What would your mother say

This, gay shit is like the get-out-of-jail-card of online trash talking. It just completely turns the tables. If they get awkward and stop talking, you win. If they start making fun of you, they just totally got baited by your ironic behavior, so you also win. If they start talking gay as well, both of you win. It's flawless victory.

I don't aknowledge the chat unless it's somehing related to the game or a good ass joke, in which case I type "haha".

Depends which ones you talk to. There are multiple castes of furries, some kind of normal (apart from the unusual fetish), others 'fuck a housecat up the ass' crazy and a whole lot more in between.

CARLOS

I report him and laugh as he's banned from his $60+Preorder Special Edition game

>gg
or
>?

ur mum lol

>gg your [character/tactical attribute] is fantastic

Lmao u hella mad

silently report him without saying anything

?

The original "owo what's this nuzzles your necky wecky" post was a caricature of rp

It was a parody

**楽しいゲームよなあ:-3

They'll either assume you don't understand or, better yet, feel intimidated since they never leaned superior moon runes