Shhhh.... rexy.... is.... sleeping

shhhh.... rexy.... is.... sleeping....

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

HELLO TREX YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAGGOT HAHAH NICE ARMS

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Insulting mommy is not allowed.

SPINOSAURUS IS BETTER

Seriously, how much more can they trash this franchise?

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>rexy
I'm a huge Jurassic Parkfag, but the fanbase never fails to disgust me.

They can kill rexy with no survivors, i'll riot, jk i'll just cry.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I actually like The Lost World, 3 and 4 are trash though

3 hours into netflix and chill and he gives you this look.

I liked when the dinosaurs were in civilization. It was a nice change of pace from people running around in the woods.

>$1.15/gallon
Damn

jurassic park > the lost world > jp3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jurassic world

That's a lady.

I know right...
It's like $9.6 to $9.65 here.
Almost 10 fucking bucks for a gallon...

That's the buck, though.

Where the fuck are you? I'm in Miami and the highest one I could find was like 3.50, next to the airport.

I think Fallen Kingdom looks neat, but that's just me.

Not in the US.

it's shit just like the first one.

Movie was dead to me the second I saw dinosaur stampedes and the volcano erupting or whatever was going on. Looks really mindless. I'd probably accept it if it came at the very end and I wasn't expecting it but to show it front and center in a trailer is just wrong in my opinion.

This is the only game I'm genuinely hyped for, I put in a good 1000 hours in JPOG back when I was a kid and this game looks to have more potential.

She killed one lawyer.....to save thousands.

Survival horror JP game when? Totally made in the style of Dino Crisis or Alien Isolation with a single raptor instead of a xenomorpth.

*put yuman benis in

>island went aislated
>male human workers
>all female dinos

hello?

why is rexy sleeping

reminder: rex/raptor/human hybrid "indoraptor" kills the t. rex with a gun

No kidding. All I want is for this to be a better JPOG, but I'm still expecting the Zoo Tycoon treatment.

>trailer plays shitty version of the main theme again like the first Jurassic World trailer

Is this supposed to give people chills and feel nostalgia?

>TFW all feathered dinosaur games will feature the feathered dinosaurs meme

its too bad ARK is so god damn clunky. It's so good looking and it's got so much creatures. Also where the fuck are my boys Andrewsarchus and Sarkastodon?

I love dinosaurs and I'm obligated to see it, but I agree. It's S O U L L E S S. Too ridiculously actiony which also means very unrealistic looking CGI.

best dino game

Real talk, would you have sex with a sapient dinosaur? At that point it's a person,
so not beastiality.

its probably really gross user

Didn't that have a sequel?

*Throws hat at it*

Says you.

>DUDE WHAT IF we made a flying monster that followed the player around the entire map interrupting them every three minutes
>DUDE WHAT IF we made monsters capable of stunlocking the player for 10 seconds
>DUDE WHAT IF we made players get stuck in un-cancelable combos for another 10 seconds
>DUDE WHAT IF we also made monsters capable of one-shotting the player at max health

It's not a meme anymore user. They found a dinosaur tail trapped in amber.It was covered in bird hair.

There's bound to be an expert amongst you: Do dinosaurs have huge cocks?

what if thats a bird tail?

>no feathers

wtf, now that one small species of dinosaur small enough to get caught in amber and probably a forerunner of birds is found then all dinosaurs must have feathers, also im a hilldawg now.

Nah, looks cool to me too. Jurassic World is was one of the very few flicks i enjoyed for real in a theatre in the last decade and half.

DUDE WHAT IF you just got better

What dino was it

But she's called Roberta in the film canon user