New Yakuza thread since they reach the limit too fast

New Yakuza thread since they reach the limit too fast

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>fast
Last one took lasted 14h. That's pretty long desu

Yakuza's story is totally average and the gameplay is the only part worth coming back for.

In the last thread we were talking about cancerous streamers streaming Zero (in rather incompetent ways) and declaring they will go from it straight to 6, I didn't manage to respond in time so I have to do it here because it's just too ridiculous; so one streamer ezekiel_III finished Zero recently (he played it mostly because this one fag anons were talking about here and here recommended it). He did training literally ONCE in the whole game and he didn't upgrade his skills enough and then he was blaming the game
>THE GAME DIDN'T TOLD ME THERE WAS A 4TH COOL SPECIAL STYLE IF I DO THE SPECIAL SHIT
But the game told him he has to train with masters and upgrade, which he didn't do because HE WOULD RATHER PLAY FUCKING DARTS FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT
So in the final chapter of the game he was constantly dying from guns
And then comes the best part
He literally wasn't able to finish his fight with Shibusawa; HE WAS TRYING FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT TO BEAT HIM. Finally, he had to go back and buy like 100000 healing items and then skip all cutscenes to get to the final boss fight again
Imagine this
>streamer struggling with one fight for 2 hours, getting irritated and then angry with people from chat who said he should listen to them to the point he had to take like 5-minute break to not lost his shit in front of the camera
AND THEN HE WAS BLAMING THE GAME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
I was watching it live and I couldn't fucking believe it. I highly recommend to find his twitch channel and watch his first attempt to defeat Shibusawa 'cos it was fucking amazing.

I saw him fighting Kuze (the 1st time). Took him over an hour IIRC. I saw him struggling, quit watching, came back an hour or so later and he was still not done. Blamed the game as well at the time. I already said that streamers are literal casuals even though they spend almost every single day playing vidya.

>mfw doing hokuto hyakuretsu ken for the first time in the HGG demo

お前はもう死んでいる

www twitch tv/videos/232567642

Jesus christ almighty

>SEGAOfficial - the trophies will be completely refreshed when you get the full version, so doing whatever you did to earn them first time in the demo will work the second time around too. - Jacob

Is this achievable natty?

>ezekiel_III

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November logs


[2017-11-07 05:04:44 UTC] ezekiel_iii: First, let me say I'm very, very sorry. I don't remember doing any of those things, but like I said before, if you say they happened, then they did. I have no justifications, just a sincere, heartfelt apology. This is not an excuse, just a possible explanation. I lived with my ex-girlfriend for a long time and I got used to sleeping next to her and behaving in an affectionate and loving manner while we were in bed sleeping together. I got accustomed to subconsciously holding and caressing her
[2017-11-07 05:05:02 UTC] ezekiel_iii: LOL
[2017-11-07 05:05:14 UTC] ezekiel_iii: That wasn't meant for this chat LOLOLOL
[2017-11-07 05:05:38 UTC] ezekiel_iii: OOOOOOH FUCK
[2017-11-07 05:05:51 UTC] ezekiel_iii: LOLOLOLOL
[2017-11-07 05:06:11 UTC] ezekiel_iii: Nope. That was a personal message. Can you delete it?
[2017-11-07 05:06:16 UTC] ezekiel_iii: TO me?
[2017-11-07 05:06:33 UTC] ezekiel_iii: Can't ban myself.
[2017-11-07 05:07:16 UTC] ezekiel_iii: No worries, man. Just one among many apologies I've had to write over the years.


>when you get the full version

just never get the full version problem solved

You wont get me online SEGA EMPLOYEE!

Kojimas been working out.

clips twitch tv/CheerfulLaconicOrcaKappaClaus

this is too much

I loved when you pulled off the gold lettered ones, it made for great screenshots.

C'mon, user, we just want to check one thing with your account real quick ;)

>The entire baseball bit
Somewhere a certain man feels pain.

Haruka was made for Kiryu why did she have to cuck him?

This just seems like some government ad to make babies

I still don't get why Sega gave bikeman the full game for FREE (while taking it from everyone else who stayed online)? Just because he was streaming it live during the big fuck up?

It's a good feeling when fights go as planned and you don't get blocked by anyone when doing a charge attack.

Didn't the guy have 2000 viewers when it was happening? That's a pretty big amount when it comes to a single channel on Twitch.

>Run to a group of thugs
>Dropkick them
>They all go down like pins

well I don't consider it big
cohh is currently streaming Zero and usually he has like 13 000 viewers and during his first stream of Zero he had over 18 000 viewers, that's a big number.

Maybe I'm used to speedrunner numbers but 2,000 is quite a lot in my opinion. Either way that's 2,000 people he's technically advertising to so I can see why Sega reps would do it.

How can someone be so bad at a yakuza game, it's not even a hard series

Because he had the most viewers for Y6 at the time. 2nd top streamer only had like 100 I think. He chatted with them at first because as I understand they asked him to stop streaming and delete the demo, then he asked them if he could continue streaming since he has 2k viewers and all and so they gave him the full game so he would promote it. I still dislike favoritism but you can't do shit about it. Happens with every game.

Who was lucky enough to get a free copy?

still, not ok especially when you know cuckman played only zero and 2 chapters of 6 and doesn't know anything about other games but declared himself as a big fan of the series

Me

>Back in Kamurocho
>Put story on hold to grind
>Next objective is to go to the Nyan Cafe
>Troublr app has me look for the dude planting bombs
>HE'S IN ONE OF THE INTERNET CAFES
>Check the two that aren't the Nyan cafe, he's not there
>Decide to head to the Internet cafe over by the Nyan cafe
>WHOOPS YOU DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE STORY, YOU FAILED
DID THESE WORTHLESS RICE HUFFING GOOKS NOT FUCKING QA THIS SHIT?

For those who were wondering when cats can be recruited it's after you get Troublr in chapter 2.

They do repeat eventually.

Still kinda shitty though. Yeah

It's fucking retarded, especially when I'll go hours without a single one then get one then the game sends me two more while I'm doing the first one and miss it because I can't do more than one

>especially when I'll go hours without a single one
What? I'm getting one like every five minutes of wandering around. It's like Tanimura with his blotter where it won't stop.

KIRYU, JUST FUCK KIYOMI PLEASE

haha no
she's clearly somebody else's girl

>tfw free game got revoked

>KIRYU, JUST FUCK MAJIMA PLEASE
FTFY

tl;dr who fucking cares about streamers

Fuck off.

Sounds worse than DSP

>implying they aren't already
Majima is literally the closest thing he has to a canon waifu

feelsbadman

Sega, for example

Streamer got to keep the full game, thats the only reason people care

wtf is that

I swear to god, this series does dumb shit, but If she ends with Naguro im going online so i can get mad again in April

She does, with the kid she had with someone else.

He probably will off screen

Why? She's used goods.

FUCKING HELL

I just got the mission and he planted it at the top of Millennium Tower.
>It asks you which wire you want to cut.
>Then if you do it wrong he calls you an idiot and not a hero of justice.
Needless to say I'm a bit mad since it was a 50/50 shot of me succeeding.

Kyoudais, I'm going to be fapping to Anri for months now. What are her best scenes, and does she have any English ones?

>used to get angry at mahjong because I didn't understand it
>now get angrier at mahjong because I understand it
I FUCKING HATE OBESE CHILD KISHITANI SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

You can redo them so it doesn't really matter.

Zeke is one of the most cringe worthy streamers atm. At least CoohCarnage (he's playing 0) pays attention to the story/game.

I hate that asshole who goes "Kotaste morauzo" in his smuggest voice imaginable and he's in every single game including Ishin. Every time I hear him I get even madder.

Go away please.

I got so mad that I had to guess I just fuck it and quit the game and redid it and got it right.

>Hurr durr Red or Green???
Fuck you.

No. Also JAV thread.

>Kiryu's disgusted expression when Naguro calls him Aniki

That's what he deserves

well zeke actually payed attention to the story and said it's like top 5 he's ever seen in games, but he payed 0 attention to the combat system

>top 5 he's ever seen in games

lmao its not even that good

Please don't bully him. He's a god boye.

any point of holding tome items for exp? I don't know why it doesn't just give you the exp instead of having to consume it

Outside of wanting to hold onto them for their rarity, nope. There's the entire set from the safe behind the batting center and then you get a Technique one from the Hard darts girl at Club Sega, but outside of that I haven't seen them.

>he and his family just lie(pretty fucking badly) about Haruka

Wow, what a shitter

Why did they lie, again?

Did they Re-release the demo yet?

>tfw this bitch single-handedly kills your saga
youtube.com/watch?v=ZURNR3uuHGA

there's an upgrade that allows you to completely break through guards though it's weird how it works. for some reason this upgrade doesn't appear in kiwami 2.

haha

>there's an upgrade that allows you to completely break through guards

No there isn't. It just shortens to stagger time.

Yeah, but you have to time it correctly and it's only during a finisher, you can't do it during normal punches. Another problem is that you have to keep it in the back of your mind during fights that you can do it which I keep forgetting when I go for finishers and I don't know the timing.

it's a different one that costs a lot of exp and has like 5 stars
it can work for any kind of attack i think, though you need to mash the fuck out of triangle to get it to work on things like the standard rush combo.

Imagine being so obsessed with e-celebs you have the knowledge to type all this literally who cares bullshit about literal whos out. You spend your whole day on twitch watching chucklefucks play video games, giving them views, and supporting them. And you somehow think you aren't cancer. Kill yourself.

Amazing. Why did it take Sega so long to localize 5 again? What else did they have to do?

they weren't touching Yakuza again after the travesty that was Dead Souls

now ATLUS USA were the ones translating Yakuza games ever since their 2015 merge

It specifically mentions it's triangle attacks only. I also have no idea how to get it to work on charged attacks.

who /Ishin/ here

not even mad they took away my free game, I was halfway through this anyway when this whole debacle happened

Gun with infinite ammo ruined the game.

it's hard to describe but i've broken through guards with the rush combo by spamming square as fast as i possibly could then i just spammed triangle a bunch.

Dead Souls is the reason why. It pretty much bombed here.

Ishin was good, are you going to be going for 100%? Because enjoy the Battle Dungeon grind if so.

My problem is that I can sometimes break through the guard (It's that shattering effect from the older games) but they go back to blocking anyway. I just find signs and bicycles to be a better choice for fights usually to be honest.

Do you play with a guide? If so, does it take out all the fun? Having to look back and for translations seems like it would dull the experience

>If so, does it take out all the fun?
Not him but no. The guides are very easy to manage and you can just have SaltyYen's playthrough up to play simultaneously with your cutscenes so you can follow everything smoothly for the story. It's not perfect but it's totally doable. Kenzan's even better if you just want to do it for the story but if you want to reach Amon or go for 100% you need Japanese guides on top of the English guides and that's where it can get annoying while the English guides for Ishin are more than enough and very comprehensive.

>but they go back to blocking anyway.
yeah, i don't like how it works either.
it's especially annoying when you do stuff like the square, triangle which should stun them since it's a gut punch, but they just block the triangle attack regardless.

*the next triangle attack in the rush combo, i meant to say.

>2018
>STILL no PC version

What the fuck. Sega LITERALLY said that PC was their most profitable platform, yet all they can do is keep porting older games!? The PS4 CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

change.org/p/sega-bring-the-yakuza-series-to-pc

I literally had to make a petition since we don't have a voice, while the Sons of Sony get the game regardless because they are the Sons of Sony! PLEASE HELP! Maybe you Sonybros can give us a bone! Y-you guys are pretty swell sometimes...

>Yakuza will never be good again
It hurts. They really fucked this series up by not switching to Akiyama and Saejima when they had the chance. Kiryu is completely stale as a character and has been for years. Haruka's role has gotten progressively worse with each game and is at the point where everything she does is basically some form of sabotage. I seriously hope these two never come back. But it won't happen because Nagoshi is too much of a pussy to leave out Kiryu even though he has no idea what to do with him. Yakuza 7 will feature Kiryu shitting his old man diapers and beating people with them after finding out Haruka is now a JAV star who does gangbangs. Then the game ends with him having a heart attack and dying, but not really and Yakuza 8 we get to play as Kiryu with a walker and IV drip.

>playing HGG demo
>decide to use Toki's techique
>mfw it instakills multiple enemies

this game is going to be a blast, holy fuck that's awesome

Never underestimate the power of martial arts Jesus.

Go away.

It hurts

anyone got anymore funny ragdoll shenanigan webms?

You should see Raoh's that they showed in the gameplay demo.

Itchybum seems like a cool dude.

...

>tfw I'll never find the one of a bike flying through a window and destroying Kiryu as he ordered a burger

Its not Yakuza 7 though.

SIGN MY PETITION

No, fuck off.

When are those lazy fucks going to re-release the demo?