The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with the earth...

The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with the earth. You must choose a bomb shelter to save your life so do you choose a shelter filled with:

A. Cawwadooty faggots
OR
B. Gaylo kiddies

Make your choice Sup Forums

i bet you think you're real funny don't you

I would stand atop of the highest mountain with my arms wide open and welcome fate. Fuck those post-quake faggies.

This is the worst pasta ever.

Tfw you think I'm letting anyone else in

Either way you get a harem of thirteen year old boys to enjoy

Is this gonna be the Halo killer?

>the sun has fallen out of orbit

Aw this is hard. CoD is like my Monster Energy game and Halo is like my Mountain Dew game you know? Depends what gamer fuel my mom got in, but either way, I wouldn't be caught playing either without my GUNNARs Gaming Glasses!

summer came early

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Why am I not surprised that this thread is made during murrican time zone?

Had a hearty chortle. Thanks OP.

Why am I not surprised that you don't know that this is pasta?

Why am I not surprised some (insert)fag doesn't recognize a copypasta as old as time?

all of those potential -killers that people thought might happen with games like WoW and Halo
Turns out, homocide never happened and most of those "kings" killed themselves

...

CoDfags, because Zombies.

BASED

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>implying the earth won't be scorched by the fucking fun anyway

Op here, kek'd 10/10

I go into both bunkers armed with two AR-15s and kill everyone. Then I go to a nearby field and praise the sun until it hits

>The sun has fallen out of orbit

>The sun has fallen out of orbit

>lock both
>commence zyklon
>kick out a lawn chair and stare directly at the sun about to destroy the earth