So Sup Forums, has the demo convinced you to buy Return to DreamLand 4 for $60?

So Sup Forums, has the demo convinced you to buy Return to DreamLand 4 for $60?

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Not really. It is good fun and will be fun to play with friends (you just have to pretend cpu is friend) Charming enough but piss easy

>tfw not Eurocuck and can't play the demo
Unless the demo somehow convinces me this isn't just another Kirby game I've played a million times, I'm saving my money for the other Nintendo 2D platformer

It convinced not to buy this 30 fps trash

Unanimously negative response to Shart Allies. Kek.

All me :)

Its the same as every other Kirby game, but performs worse, for more money.

>frame drops up the ass
>obviously rushed
>long load times
Where have I heard that before?

Is Nintendo TRYING to die? I didn't think it was possible to screw up Kirby, and yet here we are.

Only 3 months in and we already have contenders for blunders of the century
>Hunt down the Freeman
>Metal Gear Survive
>Kirby Star Allies

They've been trying to die since they released the Switch-tanic. Too bad nu-shits made it sell.

Yes

Explain? I can't play the demo and from all the videos, it looks almost identical to Return to Dream Land and the 3DS Kirby platformers

That's nice Reggie, now stop damage controlling the Sonic 06 of Kirby.

I want this game to fail and for Nintendo to change so badly but the faggots who buy this shit because it's "fun" won't let that happen.

>hurr it can be easy as fuck because it's for kids!
>30fps? who cares about graphics lol I can't even tell
>same as the last 3 games? who gives a fuck they're fun!

You and the rest of this board. Good thing is that the whole board is pretty much pushing back against this "game" now. Based.

Bump for based hatred of Shart Allies.

>it looks almost identical to Return to Dream Land and the 3DS Kirby platformers
That's the fucking problem. It's the exact same shit.

HAL is much like gamefreak , the series still sell well so there's no reason to abandon their safespace

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I think so too, but both 3DS Kirby games were very well received, so why wouldn't HAL Labs just make the same shit? More importantly, when has Kirby really changed anything beyond adding the Copy mechanic in Kirby's Adventure?

18 replies and everyone hates the game. Fucking kek, can't wait for this to become 2018's Mass Effect Andromeda.

Woah there, at least Star Allies is really nice to look at

>30fps
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is this literally a thread full of circlejerking shitposters?

I mean, Im still gonna get it because its the only oasis in the switch drought

but I wont like it

Literally me years ago with Bayonetta 2 on Wii U. Stay strong my friend

Everyone won't. It's the Sonic 06 of Kirby and that is the opinion everyone seems to be agreeing on.

>WAAAAAAAAA CIRCLEJERK
>>>/resetera/

where the demo?

Don't bother, everyone agrees the game is shit.

Switch is region free dude. Just make another account and set the region to somewhere in Europe.

I guess you haven't been in certain Xenoblade threads. His "right on, my fellow haters" style of mass replying is very distinct.

>complains about a circlejerking thread
>gets told to go to a circlejerking site
excuse me?

is this Doug, Sex Genie, or ACfag?

I prefer not to name these fuckers because they always pull the ">everyone who disagrees with me is one person" card, but he's in here too literally doing the same thing.

>everyone who disagrees with me is Sex Genie/ACfag

What's the matter, are you butthurt that nobody likes your shitty braindead Nepshit MMO?

kek, you called it word-for-word

>What's the matter, are you butthurt that nobody likes your shitty braindead Nepshit MMO?
uh oh, looks like you've mixed up your threads there, shitposter-kun. This is the kirby thread not the XC/P5 one, try to stay more focused when you're shitposting so hard!

>HAL is much like gamefreak

Whoah, mighty stallion. HAL've got a long way to fall before you can start comparing them to that fucking thing.

Kirby's Adventure
>little hubs where you walk to the next level
>introduces copy abilities
Kirby's DL 2
>takes alot of powers away
>introduces animal buddies
>having a buddy modifies a power
>need certain powers to get the special things
Super Star
>more powers
>introduces hats/costumes
>introduces helpers
>different modes with different styles of play and stories
DL3
>has a very unique look
>less powers, more animal buddies
>each stage has a unique mission
64
>3D
>mix abilities
Amazing Mirror
>metroidvania (kinda)
>4 player coop
>ability to change colors

They also look and feel very different from each other. Whereas the last 3 games are so similar they even use the same sound effects. TD, RB, and now Star Allies only introduce 1 new element but have the exact same linear level structure.

>TD
Hypernova, which is very context sensitive
>RB
Robo suit, which is only compatible with a few powers, can't be taken to other levels, and makes the game insanely easy
>SA
Focuses on Helpers, which isn't even a new concept. Hell they're even reusing it. The GCN Kirby was going to be focused on helpers.

It's definitely just one guy

It's clearly just one guy who is circlejerking himself here because not enough people took his bait in the actual Kirby thread.

EU Eshop, log into your nintendo account and change your region.

Shart Allies BTFO forever. Confirmed souless shit cashgrab hated by all of Sup Forums.

See Shart Allies is a confirmed patented soulless cashgrab and everyone agrees on that. Checkmate.

>>Shart Allies is a confirmed patented soulless cashgrab because i said it a bunch of times and am completely unconvincingly pretending it was other people
FTFY

>30fps

fucking unreal

I guess it's much easier to samefag in the early hours when Sup Forums is moving so slowly, but you could at least try to hide it. Jesus christ.

At least try to debate what was said in . If you can't, then it confirms that nuKirby is a shell of its former self, and Shart Allies is one of the biggest hackjobs of 2018.

MULTI-THREAD SHITPOSTING

ninten drones on fucking suicide watch

I would be more inclined to buy it if I had friends or online play to do it with friends.

>WAAAAAA NOBODY LIKES MY REHASH GARBAGE ANYMORE
>>>/resetera/

Cry more little kid

lmao he mad

Prove the game isn't a rehash.

you can't prove a negative, it's literally impossible

Do you really think "Shart Allies" is gonna catch on?

Guess and are correct then. Enjoy your Shart Allies rehash turd.

Do you think Shart Allies is going to be a good game. I remember when Kirby actually fucking tried new things and had a soul.

I'm not even a fan of kirby, I've not tried the demo nor do I particularly care. I came into this thread from the XC2/P5 one you're also shitting up. Nobody is going to bother "debating" with you as it's painfully obvious you're only here to shitpost, not to discuss or debate things in a remotely rational manner. The "shart allies" thing proves this.

Stop taking the bait you fucking idiots.

Did Shitch, Shartch, Shortch, Xeno2anic, Blow of the Whore or Breath of the Shill ever catch on?
No, because it's literally one guy.

>I came into this thread from the XC2/P5 one you're also shitting up.
What the fuck are you talking about, faggot? Are you delirious?

There was no way this would be a good year after 2017's amazing haul.

...

see the fuckup proves you've been shitposting in both.

Stop buying rehashes every year you fucking idiots.

I don't know about anyone else but I want to love this game, but it's just so fucking generic and boring with nothing unique
It's gimmicks are Super Star's friends on a larger scale which doesn't work because they do everything for you and 64's ability mixing on a much smaller and less interesting scale

Where is the demo? I can't find it on the shop.

Oh look acfag / blunderfag has predictably moved on from Xenoblade 2 to Kirby now.

These are the opinions pretty much everyone is agreeing on here. Shart Allies is a rehash shilled by retards. Can't wait for it to flop.

Don't bother, everyone hated it, see .

Who's Blunderfag? Get real shill.

>70 replies
>27 posters

hmmm

Here's some very simple patterns you can recognize him by.

>only calls a game by the exact same juvenile nickname every time
>replies to every post expressing a negative opinion, even legitimate doubts, with overbearing camaraderie
>constantly reiterating that the negative side is what "everyone agrees," "unanimous," "the whole board hates it," "not a single person actually likes it," etc
>everyone who likes it is a shill

It's only out in EU for some reason, dunno why NoE got to release it first.
Either way, you just have to make a Nintendo Account and set the region to Europe, then make a new user on your Switch and link the new user to the new Nintendo Account.
It's easy as fuck. Just go to the eShop with the new user.

The closest thing 2017 ever came to amazing was Sonic Mania, and that was still pretty shy of the mark.

>what about BotW?

Exactly.

Feels stiff and I'm not a fan of the reliance on helpers, but I'll probably still get it.

Aight so I'm gonna come off as if I'm baiting but I swear I'm not.
I actually really hated it.

I never enjoyed playing any games that require cooperating with an AI, especially when it's a substitute for multiplayer.
That's pretty much my biggest problem right now.

The game forces you to have ai partners to solve puzzles or use alternate routes, but at the same times having AI partners makes any enemy confrontation more mindless than ever.
I also hate how ai characters can attack enemies in front of you when you intend to suck the up.

Just in general I think this whole "run around and sometimes stop and make partners" just isn't fun, it completely fucks up the flow of the game even if it works.
Also I still hate the current button mapping. Wasn't jump on B on the SNES? Fucks me up all the time.
Music was fucking boring, except the trailer music at the end and that kinda cool 64 mid boss remix for the puzzle room.

I really don't know what to think of this game

>every reply to this post is the same "shart allies" fag

Iktfb. The whole thread can relate.

Or maybe everyone sees through the bullshit now and the pushback is fucking real.

thanks for the immediate (You) fag you aren't fooling anyone

If Squeak Squad get's flak for being too samey and easy I don't see why this gets a pass.

Give me (you)s please.

beg me and maybe i'll give you some more

Because shills are desperate to make Shart Allies seem like anything but the total rehash shit it is.

id buy it if it had online co-op. who the fuck has time to go to a friends place to play a fucking 2D platformer, baby tier difficulty to

Here's some patterns you can recognize Shart Allies shills with:
>"muh comfy"
>"muh lore xd"
>Immediate butthurt whenever anybody criticizes their rehash

The problem isn't being a rehash it's the partner gimmick.

Are human beings this retarded that they cannot play a game running at 30fps

it's just shitposting

>Eric got btfo with Xenoblade 2
>Now he's moved onto Star Allies

It was retardedly easy. I just ran through all of the stages and let my helpers do everything., was excited for this game too

>He was born to be wrong about everything
Is there a more pathetic existence?

Do I need to preorder the game to have access to do the Demo?

No? The demo is literally up for anyone to download on the EU eShop right now.

Okay thanks, I tried changing the region from the console early today and I still didn't have access so I supposed that was the case because the eshop description says something like "preorder and download the demo" thinking about it again it didn't have too much sense that it was locked behind a preorder so that's why I asked.

I guess I just didn't change the region correctly, thank you for the info user!

No problem! Hope you're able to get it all able to work fine.
You have to go a bit more in depth if you want it all to work. The easiest solution is just to make a new Nintendo Account online with the region set to United Kingdom, then also make a new user on the Switch itself.
Then link the two and go to the eShop on the new user.
ezpz.

i hated it.


daily reminder that this is what a 3d kirby game should be youtube.com/watch?v=yy2l5BSBSL0

>actually shitloads of enemies attacking you all at once
>powerfantasy of super star/dreamland is there because you are actually facing a bunch of enemies and you aren't moving slow as shit

the whole point of kirby is that you are overpowered, you have lots of health but can take lots of hits and the fun comes from slaughtering tons of enemies with fun abilities. this game is slow as fuck, is so easy it makes you want to fall asleep, and has barely any enemies on screen. HAL is just a bad developer now, this game won't even turn the stupidest of 3 year olds into a kirby fan like superstar did for us

Everyone still hates Shart Allies.
Retardedly easy piece of shit in which your AI partners do literally everything for you. Shart Allies is a recipe for disaster.

No, definitely not. It's a cute little game, but i'm not going to spend a full €60 on that.