"Video game corporations aren't your friend"

>"Video game corporations aren't your friend"

What are some ridiculous claims you've heard on Sup Forums?

>nintendo doesn't lie about their numbers

this man single-handedly saved nintendo

as far as i and every other nintendo fan are concrened he is our friend

is this designated shit post thread

>If the switch is more than 250 it's dead on arrival

>"Traps are gay"
lmao as if it's gay to fuck a chick with a dick.

>Thinking video game corporations are your friend
Are you retarded? You're just dollar signs to them.

Everybody knows the dick just makes it better.

You bet your ass it is.

why don't you losers take off your tinfoil hats? your kind always thinks there's some immoral boogeyman out to get you. "muh economy is always lying!" kek, the world is a good place. just enjoy. corporations make products and services for the good of mankind, you don't need that much money, it goes beyond that. you want to make the world a better place and make people happy.

Yeah, that sure is the case Nintentard.

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>he is our friend
>because he wanted to be successful at his job and make more money
what a pathetic way of thinking

Are you underage?

You guys are such simple-minded conformists, you have no creative thought, you're just sheep that follow what everyone says. Corporations are all about making money blah blah, gee, how clever of you to come to that conclusion. You must feel so mature for knowing how the modern world works, huh? Ever think there's more to it than that? Only a child looks at everything as if it were black and white. What purpose does your life have when you do nothing to set yourself apart from others? You're part of the same group of people spouting the same bullshit. Isn't that just depressing? You have no mind of your own.

another quality thread for a quality board

This bait is ridiculous.

Weak bait.

>You have no mind of your own.
Said the corporate shill

tinfoil , boogeyman , muh , kek. ---------> r.eddit
go back

How much is Nintendo paying you to post damage control? How about instead of damage control, they put money into R&D in making better hardware, so they're not reliant on trash gimmicks. And also, actual marketing and not deploying ineffectual shills that never change minds like you.

>he isn't best friends with Xbox

lmfao we hit up the club every day scoring chicks. Better than you pasty nerds could do combined.

are people really this dumb to fall for such weak falseflag bait or is this shitposters replying to shitposters?

Who the fuck knows. I have lost myself.

Do you even know what ironic shitposting is, retard?

>not knowing actual marketing agencies come here
>Not being here for all of Bethesda, capcom, gearbox, squarenix, Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, EA, and Activisions major shilling sprees.

Good lord the first time gearbox came here and forcefully marketed the FUCKING LIFE out of Borderlands 1, the word "Viral" had to be word filtered for months because Sup Forums would not stop calling out the marketers. I think moot had a jew heartattack because his paid advertisement contracts were put in jeopardy.

not sure how a thread like this would even make sense as shilling, I think it's just shitposters being braindead

Damage control threads are a common theme when a corporation has interest in astro turfing a portion of the internet for public view.

Sup Forums alone gets 10's of thousands of page views a month and posts a month, thats a lot of exposure for little cost. Sup Forums as a whole gets hundreds of thousands of unique posts and page views a month. These companies would be crazy to pass up coming here.

that doesn't quite answer my question, what would this thread actually achieve (and for who)?

>Nintendo is your friend
>Release a shitty visual novel for $90 + tip
>Rehash their hasbeen IPs into FotM forgettable trash
THANKS REG

Jesus Christ, tell anons to take off their tinfoil hat and instead they put on an entire set of tinfoil armor. I'm not a fucking shill, I'm just trying to talk sense into you guys because of your narrow-minded views.

You better believe corporations are your friend we heading straight into it, think about what do you use google for and how many fuctions in your life it is essential to. How often do you google something.