When your mom got the discount energy drink instead of Monsters when she did the groceries

>When your mom got the discount energy drink instead of Monsters when she did the groceries
>"But it's the same, user !"
No, it's not the same

Do discount energy drinks even exist?
Maybe I’m not poor enough to know about this

Only the packaging is different

ITS NOT THE SAME

FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you me user ? I also hate the face she makes everytime she enters my room, like the smell is soooo horrible.

*slap* don’t talk back young man *pours can over your head*

But moooom

>drinking poison

Just drink coffee instead and you wouldn't have this problem you literal man-child.

It's only poison for the weak. It's fuel for the body.

Monster and Red bull taste like ass soap. How do people rink these without constant vomit?

*punches*

Enjoy your kidney stones.

>coffee

coffee taste like shit lol unless you add like 3 tons of sugar

its full of all the vitamins and minerals that my body craves

>top 10 famous last words

so is semen

>coffee
What are you ? a fucking hipster ? fuck you commie

>le energy drink gaber vuel XDDD

Shouldve bought an exra heavy duty rope while she was at it.

All the underage in this thread, this place has truly gone to hell

I'd try if I could, but your mom keep swallowing

Open a window, you filthy neet.

no, its literally just caffeine and sugar

I was drinking them a bit few years back, decided to cut them completely about 3 years ago. I drake it again because we had nothing else to drink at the moment and had a raging diarrhoea for 2 hours

Good thing I don't waste a drop, I got online tips to recycle my semen by simply drinking it, it's that easy.

Oh boy

crack open a cold one with the boys

*glug glug glug*

AHHHH

>had a raging diarrhoea for 2 hours
that's probably from a soy overdose, user

you're not my mom

I'd whip you so hard if I was.

>not drinking and enjoy 17 cups of jetblack coffee

Prissies

wait, they really put "game fuel" on the can ? I thought it was a joke, They don't sell Mountain Dew in my country

no you're just retarded

Why would i drink monster when i could have some Barry's Red Cola?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

>my keyboard burned after I typed this

MD and doritos are game sponsors

Poorfags never understand when it comes to brand names. They really think there is no difference.
>duhhhh why buy the name brand medicine when the cheap one has the da same actif ingwediantes???
1: The inactive ingredients are different. The name brand has inactive ingredients in proven ratios that potentiate the medicine and help it work faster.
2: It's a status symbol. You would NEVER walk into a wealthy person's house or, hell, even a middle class pleb's house an see "Great value ibuprofen" in their medicine cabinet.

ok you're my mom

The Dew Kickstart is pretty good despite not even being an energy drink.

Good boy.

tfw you keep adding more and more creamer over time until you're basically pouring a cup of creamer with a dab of coffee added to it

They were special flavors tied directly to specific games with in-game rewards related as well.

Off the top of my head they had Halo and World of Warcraft (with a flavor for horde and one for alliance, iirc the alliance one was way better)

I shit you not, in WoW they put in a mountain dew robot that you gave a digital version of mountain dew to power it, and it would fight other mountain dew robots with the opposite fuel injected into it. Once they dropped the promo they kept the robot in, just changed the name of the 'fuel'. Good times.

>not buying 99 cents store Ibuprofen
It's certifiably the same shit.

redbull is for sport
Monster is for nightclubs- festivals
Mountain dew is for G@mers

I'll bite.

Why are you bringing medicine into this? It's not even remotely related to energy drink.

>drinking energy drinks
you are actually a trash person

t. lower middle class lout
> painkillers are a status symbol
fucking kek

energy drinks are medicine

Energy drinks are for 14 year olds.

As in fourteen people who are a year old.

>tfw you use your dew bot as a battle pet

Coffee literally does nothing, while monster gives me tons of energy

How's Barb?

there are people in this thread actually defending energy drinks