Play fighting game

>play fighting game
>join American lobby
>give some cheeky banter
>"kicked" from lobby
Why can't Americans handle banter?

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He can forget about any more nandos

Because there's a very noticeable line between cheeky banter and acting like a tool.

And yet your retarded ass still managed to trip over it.

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americans most shitties banter players, literally all they do is banter, they cant even play the game, thats why they ae laughing stock of every competitive game

>Mohammad on wireless from jolly ol' England with his mango chutney on his curry pizza
>Playing fightan with people across a literal ocean.
>Thinks he got kicked because of bantz and not because of 16+f of lag.
kek. way to out yourself, Tariq

amerigoblins cannot banter.

it's dead-fucking-serious for them.

fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou

>i-i reported this American for calling me a faggot on overwatch
>pretty sure b-based blizzy banned him!

i dont give a fuck about toxicity and insults, i just want you to play a fucking game good, not to be a smartass

dlc foreskins for americans when

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I'm on LAN buddy and I'm white from Luton. I guarantee the lobby i was playing with was full of niggers.

It's more your awful voices and shit-tiet accents.

>play literally any fighting game
>see my opponent is american
>it's a nogger

every
single
time

What was your banter, you assuredly hilarious user?

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came here to post this

Literally this

Brits are honestly the worst posters on Sup Forums. All they do is spout stale memes and act like its top notch banter. The Aussies actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

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Found the American

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Sure thing chutney nigger. You got kicked by fried chicken niggers because you had like 26f+ of delay.

>I'm white

Sure you are ahmed. Sure you are.

>Brits are honestly the best posters on Sup Forums
Same to you fellow murrifat

leafs are still the best anglos desu

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>daily threads from Europeans insulting Americans
>almost 0 threads weekly from Americans insulting Europeans
>LEL AMERICANS CAN'T HANDLE DA BANNTZZZZZ XDDD
Your "bantz" is garbage. Repeatedly calling Americans mutt isn't banter. It's being a parroting retard. Europeans can't meme or banter. Ever been to an American Bar on a Saturday night?

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This picture right here totally counters what is trying to convey. Good job going against each other. Retards.

Maybe because banter is dumb jokes with friends and not total strangers.

You come in talking shit right away in a casual lobby everyone is just going to assume your'e serious about it and no one wants to deal with a troll.

>Ever been to an American Bar on a Saturday night?

sorry we don't drink pisswater.

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I love video games!

t. cancuck

>Posts a shitty 9gag gif of an ancient meme

Point proven. Make sure you stay in school Nigel. Then again British "education" doesn't seem to be any better than American education these days.

>be innocent man not even in to vidya
>open door
>swat surround you from far away
>you are scared not knowing what the fuck is going on
>get shot and die
>all because of some call of duty argument
Life of a mutt

You know.... bars in america....... serve more than beeer...... in fact they have the best cocktails.......

*breathes in*
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>armed toddlers
That sounds humorous but I remember a story about a 2 year old reaching into her mom’s purse when they were shopping and pulling out her gun and fatally shooting her.

>It is LITERALLY illegal to collect rain water in the US
>Canadacucks LITERALLY drink bagged milk

Aussie here everytime I play with yanks you are all so boring.

Wish pombros and white Africans had lower ping

Even Asians are better at banter than you

mate, are you struggling to breathe?

>sorry we don't drink pisswater

Of course not. Drinking alcohol is haram after all.

You bant like a girl, you POX RIDDEN...

Europeans truly cannot meme.

Whatever happened to

except Brits don't act like it's only a shithole town, they blame the entire country

Ironically, there are no niggers and few Jews in Canada. There are literally more niggers in the states then there are people in Canada and about 1/20th of the Jews.

>be British
>get arrested for hate speech if banter is directed towards darker coloured Muslim

Made plenty of mates in pubg acting like my normal troll self

Guess players outside Oceania are not very friendly because yanks never even added me let alone got on a yank discord you're all very quiet and serious

Sadly eurofags ain't much better too serious

>UK still salty about losing the colonies
>UK isn't even a major world power anymore

>Lawnmowers
>Falling out of bed

Nah we just don't like British people/Australian people. Whenever you join our server or room we shut up until you leave.

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>from london
>genuinely want to be at least a little patriotic
>was only white kid in primary school class
>1 of 3 white kids in seconday class
>1 of 2 (the other was a fucking yank) in college group.

>be American
>get shot

>main board is Sup Forums and Americans can handle the banter
>go to any other board and they can't

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The joke is good but the effort they went through to make it is gay

You lost, get over it loser

>Ironically, there are no niggers and few Jews in Canada
There are plenty in Toronto, but Toronto and Vancouver might as well be their own little countries, they're nothing like the rest of Canada. Everywhere else is 99% white. Its still at the point where when a minority comes to my city in northern Ontario to go to college or university, you can overhear old people walking down the street saying "ooh did you see? We have a new asian in town!"

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Aussies are usually pretty cool it's just the ping that's always a bummer.

Get the fuck out of London m8, complete shithole

>big butthurt paragraph in response to a umad post
>gets upset about an america meme that wasn't even brought up in the process
amerishart banter confirmed as terrible as ever

>A quiet town like Luton.
Haha place is a shit hole. The only thing that comes out of Luton is Mohammads and terrorists

I'm willing to bet it looks like this.

>The joke is good but the effort they went through to make it is gay

the fact that a cake made all the mutts seethe SO FUCKING HARD was worth it.

>B-but niggers are fine
Only 160-200 usually but it's a deal-breaker for fps

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i feel the mutt within you

HAIL BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

>play fighting game
>lose
Everytime

Didn't some british kid kill himself 2 years ago for pirating a book?

It's Rule Britannia actually

Who are you quoting

>3 sentences that only take up one line
>big butthurt paragraph

Ah the British education system is just as terrible as ever I see.

Americans are the most thin skinned faggots in the entire world who can dish it it can take it.
>Talking shit like "build wall", "germanistan", "pay denbts" or " a fucking leaf"
>Laughs
>Mention amerimutts, dindus ,56%, or shitting on a Walmart
>Flip their shit, kick you from lobby and report you

anti school shooter mats

fat kids have to buy 2 because PRICE OF FREEDOM

You're generalizing a whole nationality based off of a few people you've encountered in online video games
How does this make you feel?

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Oh no why didn't U stay quiet now I won't leave
Damn me and my friendly Aussie demenior!!!
Usareeeeeeeee

>daily mail

I'm a leaf and i disagree with that. Absolutely disgusting.

At least british kids don't have to worry about being shot :^)

american school shooters cannot look under the mats to find the targets because bending down is too hard.

These don't look particularly bulletproof.

No they have to worry about being raped. Even the boys. They're especially effeminate

If you're not willing to uphold and embrace the customs and culture of a country you move to you should leave willingly with your dignity or be thrown out like the asshole you are. It's true in the US, it's true in Britain, it's true everywhere.

>Mohammed

Sure thing Sambo

It’s fucking banter. Americans do the same shit, you’re just proving the OP right

>t. an Amerimutt manlet

Whats the difference between a full-auto round and a semi-auto round?

Shut the fuck up nigga. You talk the language we gave you. We own you.

Shut up nerd

have a bag instead.

the child can carry his own gun to counter attack, or just a snack if he gets hungry.

I don't think you know what banter is

>Mfw hoards of brainless soy Asians Indians and white drone mixes have infested our cities
Fucking nuke China when?

Bad enough they shit up pubg

Excited for this new rainbow six operator