Kingdom Come devs put horse penises in the game

Did Warhorse Studios really model cock and balls on the horses? I just noticed this.

No, I am not using a mod.

What the fuck Sup Forums?

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Why is that leaf over the horses front right foot?

I don't see any problems. You are triggered by horse cocks, or something?

FULLY

Horses have dicks who would have thought

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>"Realistic" enough to put horse penis in the game
>Not realistic enough to accurately display the racial demographics of the time period
Hmmm

Do not make fun of his lil pingy

REALISM

What racial demographics? There were only white people.

This just in: male horses have cocks and there were no niggers in medieval Bohemia.

This, Native American representation or bust.

I'm more concerned on why you were checking for horsecock desu

Please shut the fuck up you braindead American. Europeans didn't refer to themselves as "whites", like you brown little mongrels are apt to do.

but we wuz bohemians n sheit
whitey think they can erase are culture baka

>baiting this hard

Are you American

I bet you're an American

Horse cocks were that short then??

Why are devs so afraid of modelling human dicks in their games? I mean there's NPCs in some games supposedly having sex where the guy is wearing pants. Totally breaks the immersion

>laughing sarasins in spain

you afraid of a little dick and balls? thats pretty gay guy

This bugs me because while you may be joking people really think like this

>main antagonist is gay
>his affair with his subordinate ends up being his downfall

What did they mean by this?

that people did not liked gays, back in the day.

Because Europe wasn't one big shithole (((union))) back then and didn't have to worry about shitskins like you. Keep being mad about America for no reason, loser.

Hypocrisy strikes hard when even Summertime Saga gets taken down because of fictional incest between cartoon characters.

People still hate fags today, aids carrier.

Here's your (You)

soyboys so threatend by masculinity that they're going after horse dick now

No way, fag

can someone reup this to another site like gdrive, asking for a friend

rockstar fully modeled and animated horse balls for RDR2 as well. it's simply a degenerated european thing.

Then do something about it, become the fishfucker

>implement horse penies
>don't implement crossbows or polearms

I've seen at least 3 different ones. One was in yespornplease the other ones no idea. Stay away from catfishes.

I don't think you understand. He wasn't persecuted for being gay, it was his attachment to his subordinate that unraveled his hostage scheme.

Also as far as I'm aware, he was entirely fictional.

Posting it again for those who didn't see:

zooxhamster.com/videos/pervert-allows-black-stallion-to-fuck-his-hole-in-doggystyle

>Amerilards still not understanding what Yurop is about
protip:its about ethnicities

Heavens no user, it's not something I want to do, but it's something that has stuck out to me as a surprising rarity.

I guess I'll take a peek. Thanks for the tip.

Go back to masturbating while watching Lucifer's dick in Dante's Inferno, amerilard

Oh he has reasons. he lives in shithole and has to worry about being raped by muslims. everything he watches and listens to is made in America. the fashions he wears are American. he thinks of nothing but America. he will never be American.

Wow thank you. Mods could we possibly get this made into a banner?

haha what if they modeled mare vaginas too wouldnt that be funny to see ingame haha?

No. Vaginas are gross.

It's always nice to help people.

Nice projection, friendo

Horse breeding DLC when?

>medieval bohemia
>other people than czechs and germans living there
nice try, stop this shilling

Woooooooooooooooooooowwww.... Like is that? Wait what? LIKE IS THAT A PENIS?!?!?!?!?!?!


WAHT THE FUCK

Unfortunately searching on Yespornplease for "fish" is just kicking up fishnets. Which isn't surprising, but either it had a weird name or it's gone now.

so what
dogs also have benises I believe

That website must be deleted.

I've seen a dick or two in some Western games that were rated M. Pretty sure GTA5 had Trevor's dick visible in at least one cutscene.

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You talking about Sup Forums, m8

>Implement

you mean change a model

I can go to the fish store to get one if are so eager to watch that.

> yfw the devs have their own secret build with fully erect horse dicks and animated sex scenes that they keep for personal use

FULLY

I miss when faggots didn't try to bait people every GOD DAMN thread. Every fucking thread and it doesn't fucking stop. Fucking troglodyte.

>Be in high school, normie enough to get a gf
>Go with her and her mom to the county fair
>Find a life-sized horse statue
>Complete with a dick and balls
>gf's mom busts out laughing and calls us over to look at it

Well yeah user, that's why I'm looking.

>yfw the dev included a cheat code for enabling erect horse dicks

RACIST

We sharing zoo links for horse porn?

MODELED

>funny
>secretly hoping

Well they certainly one-upped Oblivion, which had horse assholes.

>xhamster has zoo site now

Yes.

MARE

RDR had a dude grabbing a fully modelled horse's junk

stop posting newfag

Got a webm of that?

Yes, and as we all know Spain is the Czech Republic.

>2003
>I must be new

the dogs have them too lmao

This was never an era, you mong.

Ironic because vanilla half-life 2 had a fully modeled horse cock too.

No but it happens right after you land in Mexico

At least they know their audience (alt-right animal fucking fly overs)

>doesn't know bestiality is normal for women

Good.

They saw the amount of downloads the realistic horse genitals mod for Skyrim had so they just had to include it for immersion sake.

>fully modeled horse cock
The horse statue only had a sheath

what? it got killed?

Skeet fighter, the memories

>Horses have bigger dicks than Wh*Tes
I wonder where their women went to get sexual satisfaction.......

No human can take a horse's dickhead let alone the whole thing. You'd better off finding the penis of another smaller animal.

Are you serious? Is Patreon's no-incest rule that new and destructive?

goatse guy could. RIP in piece, Kirk :(

Humans can take miniature horses.

>No human can take a horse's dickhead let alone the whole thing.
LOL
There is a video linked in this thread right now that shows you wrong.

no from you that's for damn sure you ugly nigger

Tell that to Mr. Hands. He accidentally took the whole thing

Because male horses do have them irl?
I fail to see where the problem is.

I too am perplexed about the lack of Moravians.
Fuck this piece of shit game.

How do you know this? Why do you know this?

>Tell that to Mr. Hands. He accidentally took the whole thing
Too quickly.
He was a fool that didnt know what he was doing.

That horse's dickhead was smaller compared to the flared ones I've seen