Thread for Kingdom Come Deliverance because I want to fucking talk about Kingdom Come Deliverance and not how much I hate Sup Forums / black / The Jews/Other people who hate black people
Apparently one of the lead developers has "long term plans" for Theresa, according to a tweet. My penis is ready.
1st for god tier tits desu
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this gud game, very addicting
I need more kingdom come memes in my life
Is it true that this game features conservative/shitlord politics? Kotaku said it so it must be true.
Who else kills indiscriminately? Faint-hearted knight was too faint-hearted for this world
I had this bug happen too, was funny as fuck
I'd like to preface this by saying that--unlike most people here--I'm actually a high school dropout and I have an IQ of 73. You WILL see countless of grammar and syntax errors down below, but please bear with me.
I grew up in a really poor and uneducated family near the industrial city of Lexington, Kentucky.
Bullying, beatings, insults, abuse... ALL were part of the day-to-day life of my unfortunate and miserable childhood.
The only thing that kept me going, was my Gameboy Advanced and Pokemon. This enabled me to immerse myself in a virtual world, and forget the pain I was enduring.
One day, I noticed that the Gameboy Advanced disappeared from my room...
My father decided to sell it for some quick money to fuel his alcoholism.
Now, you might have reacted differently to this... but as I told you earlier, the Gameboy was a way for me to escape this world, and it REALLY helped me.
So what did I do?
Well, my Grandmother was diagnosed with Terminal Pancreas Cancer. And she was prescribed with some Morphine pills to stop the pain.
I know what you're thinking, and you're perfectly right...
I started STEALING MORPHINE from my dying Grandmother!
As you can probably guess, eveything went to hell after that. I wish I could say that my school marks went from A to F, but I can't... because they were always at F.
Eventually, I dropped out and ended up working as an addict grocery clerk.
Now, the reason I'm making this gigantic post, is to tell you that I've recently experienced something close to Morphine:
The game Kingdom Come: Deliverance.
When I play this game, the entirety of my worries vanish, because it's SO immersive! I forget all my problems and it reminds me of when I used to play Pokemon on Gameboy.
You should truthfully get it NOW. I got mine for FREE on a torrent site, so you have no excuses! This game ROCKS.
P.S: In case you're wondering, the IQ above is the result of an officially administrated IQ test. Yes, really sad.
I think it was because I entered through the wrong door
Sigismund is just trying to bring diversity and enlightenment to backwater privileged bohemian hicks
Helloooooo copypasta....
Theresa is going to be the female playable character, it's obvious
Fending off rape and losing because you're weak every time you want to fast travel sounds like shit
Are there going to be mods for this game?
>Apparently one of the lead developers has "long term plans" for Theresa, according to a tweet. My penis is ready.
tell me more
sauce
there are mods already
some of them are even quite interesting
Check out the resetera thread. Bunch of retards arguing that because the game is a game it can't be historically accurate.
>Fending off rape
>Entire game is spent fending off rapists and not dying from childbirth
I never knew I wanted it so much
mods hate this game, keep posting!
There's a general on /vg/, it's nice
Nothing about /vg/ is nice.
You're a bad Henry
Are there Monty Python or Excalibur references in it? Also, is there anything from Arthurian legend in it or is it just "realism"?
It looks like an Elder Scrolls game but without the fantasy so basically boring but more boring, which is why I haven't played it yet. What makes it unique?
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Worst I can say about /vg/ is that it's slow.
Is alchemy a good way to make money? Which recipe is the most profitable? What do the goyim drink?
No, the worst you can say is that every single post is
>How can I make my general thread stand out from the other general threads?
>I know! Start the with a picture of dumb anime boobs, just like every other single thread on this board!
>Genius!
Haven't seen that on KCDs threads
Just sell the herbs, you don't really need the money past 7k
Post memes.