ITT

>ITT
We describe game poorly, others try and guess.
I'll start

>edgy guy eats people

Prototype

>You're a magic hand

glover

>samurai jack:the game

Black & White

>you walk in a desert

>you try to save your son, but he has become father

>you fucked up my face

New Vegas

>bad movie turned into pretty good hack-n-slash

no
yes, also Journey. And the new AssCreed

>immigrant murders local fauna

Fallout 4

>you have to cut off their limbs

>Journey
Hell yes

>try not to crash to the sound of 8bit dubstep

>Some kids wants off the island,but wow do they fuck up hard

Dead Space

Far Cry 4 or Skyrim

MGSV

Super Hexagon?

yes

Kingdom Hearts..?

>Gang of bissexuals kickstart WWII

Could be, but no

Yep.

Panga HS

>vacation on an island goes awry

You kill shit and venture out to the unknown all just for a fucking tree.

>Demon with antennas on head.

Dead Island?

>shoot and punch blacks in Africa

>hipster preggo

Myst.
Legend of Legaia
Megaten, choose one.

Dead Island.

Ocarina of Time?

No
Farcry 2?

Nope.

>Legends of Legaia
>OoT
No

Valkyria Chronicles?

Resident Evil 5.

mercenary man blow up cave for money but robot dont want mercenary to blow up cave

>I think I understood what happened but actually I don't.

Dead Island

>Hic! Your creatures demand cakesh and fine winesh

correct

>army guy keeps fucking up until he sacrifices himself in a nuke blast

MHW

>you aspire to become a master enslaver

>my favorite videogame
if you can't get this one you don't know shit about vidya

>you ask a dragon to blow up a meteorite and then you die

Overlord?

Pokemans

>child of single mother accidentally goes on a quest to find his father who got him a mail order bride

>Nigger simulator

No

Yes

Watchdogs 2?

San Andreas

Trust nobody, not even that chair or table.

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FIFA 18?

>a trip with an urn gets unnecessarily complicated

no

Damn I guess it was too obvious

The far cry where you're in a East Asian country and is basically a reskin of far cry 3, can't remember which one it is

You and your girlfriend Jesus convince God that humanity is all right

Star Wars Battlefront 2

>the farcry that comes after 3 and is a reskin of 3 but can't remember the name of it
uh?

>you kill the bad guy but it turns out he was really the good guy but it turns out he was really the bad guy but it turns out he was really the good guy

Yup.
I'm still mad.
why do school shooting happen but nobody shot up EA thus far jesus fuck

p4?

Xenoblade 2?

Prop hunt

>You shoot bugs

Close but not quite.

Earth defence force

>game shows promise of space adventures but isn't about space and turns out to be something retarded.

No Mans Sky

>You crouch and hide a lot to avoid dying

Mass Effect 1 :^)

FNAF.
Dragon Quest.
Saints Row.
FFT.
Xenosaga.

Prey
>miss

Mass Affect Andromeda..?

the nu-prey

Yes
No

An Irish pope and his fat friend decide to end the world. You are there to stop him, but usually end the world anyway

Every post call of duty 2 fps

Haunting Ground.

Metal Gear Solid.

>you pay thousands of dollars but the game doesn't even exist yet

>you were working for the bad guy the whole time
hint he's a tree

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon?

>Dragon Quest
no

Scam citizen

star citizen

Star Citizen, I don't know.

None of these

Kickstarter.

damn, i didn't think anyone would get that one

Outlast..?

>Black Guy makes Sushi out of people in feudal japan with his Katana

>your oc is more powerful than the main cast from the show

>you fuck your mom but it turns out she wasn't really

one of the dragonball games

Getting closer

>you kill big dudes

>Reformed tyrant leads rebellion against brother-in-law

It's either Haunting Ground or Clock Tower, which is also Haunting Ground.
Also Aliens Isolation, but Haunting Ground is still the right answer.
Afro Sam.

Afro Samurai.